brisfox Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 Have you ever noticed that women never say what they mean. They say" Of course you can go to the football on Saturday" They mean " If you dare to even think about going to the game, sex is off the menu for the next month" Thoughts ????
lc4lcfc Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 Anyone else have the issue that they never actually tell you what you've done wrong?
indierich06 Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 Anyone else have the issue that they never actually tell you what you've done wrong? Standard birds mate. They lure you into thinking that they don't mind what you're doing as well, just so they can tear you a new arsehole. Man: I'm off to the football on Saturday love. Woman: Oh right. Yeah no problem, you go to the football if you like. Man goes to football... Woman: YOU BASTARD! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT TO THE FOOTBALL! ARRRRRGH!
Rincewind Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 'I have no idea what to get you for your birthday. What would you really like?.' I don't mind love surprise me.'' Birthday arrives. 'Why did you get me that? You KNEW what I wanted.'
Zingari Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 She says "We should pool our resources", She means " what's yours is mine and what's mine is my own"
Captain... Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 I just tell her what I want, the rest is academic really.
MooseBreath Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 I just tell her what I want, the rest is academic really. Yeah, blow up dolls can't talk back anyway
Zingari Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 They can't seem to grasp that when we say we'll do something , we'll do it. They don't need to keep reminding us every 6 months.
Beliall Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 . in my experience she says all is fine though I know it isnt then at night when im just dozing off... "ita just that...." aarrrgghh
The Quick Brown Fox Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 I once had a gf that said to me " sometimes when I say no I don't mean no, and sometimes when I say yes I don't mean yes". Needless to say it didn't last long. I seem to attract some nutjobs.
purpleronnie Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 They can't seem to grasp that when we say we'll do something , we'll do it. They don't need to keep reminding us every 6 months. Apart from promising them orgasms.
Captain... Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 I once had a gf that said to me " sometimes when I say no I don't mean no, and sometimes when I say yes I don't mean yes". Needless to say it didn't last long. I seem to attract some nutjobs. I don't think that would hold up in court.
Guest MattP Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 The one thing I really don't miss about relationships is the bullshit that goes with it like this. It's childish and pathetic.
Mike Oxlong Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 They say " I've saved £30" They mean " I've spent £200"
Mike Oxlong Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 Slightly off topic but when you say they look "nice" they say "what's wrong with what I'm wearing" and go and change into something else.
Guest MattP Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 "What's wrong?" "Nothing" "Ok, good, fancy going...." "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT'S WRONG DO YOU?!"
Kitchandro Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 What women do you lot attract ?? I don't know any women who aren't like this. And the worst part is they're starting to think it's acceptable. The running jokes about women like this are taken too literally, mainly because blokes just accept it. Like my sister. She thinks she can act how she likes because she's a woman and women are 'expected' to be irrational. She'll lose her temper for no reason and blank her boyfriend etc. And he has to take the flak for it even though he's done nothing wrong. And then she'll say 'I'm a woman, that's what we're like'. My mum reacts pretty similarly sometimes. It's just pathetically immature and when they're in the wrong they need to be told. If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't stand for any of that bullshit.
Captain... Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 I don't know any women who aren't like this. And the worst part is they're starting to think it's acceptable. The running jokes about women like this are taken too literally, mainly because blokes just accept it. Like my sister. She thinks she can act how she likes because she's a woman and women are 'expected' to be irrational. She'll lose her temper for no reason and blank her boyfriend etc. And he has to take the flak for it even though he's done nothing wrong. And then she'll say 'I'm a woman, that's what we're like'. My mum reacts pretty similarly sometimes. It's just pathetically immature and when they're in the wrong they need to be told. If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't stand for any of that bullshit. Possibly why you don't...
Beliall Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 they think they have power over us through sex so can get away with it. sadly they are often right
Captain... Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 they think they have power over us through sex so can get away with it. sadly they are often right I blame whoever it was that received the first ever blowjob, up until that point women were just nothing more than baby factories, it obviously blew his mind, but he should never have admitted it, he should have said "It's OK I spose, it will do as an alternative to sex, if you're not in the mood or on the blob." Instead he went. "Oh my god that was amazing! Give me 5 minutes then can you do it again?" and in that five minutes he had to catch a mammoth, give her a back rub, clean the cave, tell her she didn't look fat in that fur, invent shoes just so she could have lots of them, promise not to bang any other cavewomen, or men, or sabretoothed sheep, commit to a long term monogamous relationship, stop going to the footrock and put up with her irrational mood swings and listen to her gossip about the cavesluts. You may think this was a lot to do in five minutes, but they hadn't really defined the concept of time back then, which meant that that 5 minutes never actually ended and he had lost the battle of the sexes forever. Of course if they had defined the concept of time back then I would have added had to put up with her always being late, even though she knows what time we are leaving the house, and how long she needs to get ready, and that she needs to factor in time to get ready twice because at some point she will find a stain that nobody else can see on her dress, or realise that the shoes she was planning to wear are too comfortable and she really wants to rip her feet to shreds by the end of the night so she can walk home barefooted and nag at me for a piggyback, and get the hump when I point out that I suggested talking a pair of flat shoes with us, even offered to carry them, but no, for some reason tonight was going to be the night when those shoes magically stopped leaving her feet calloused and blistered like they had done every other bloody time, and I'm going to be expected to massage them when we get back because if I don't she will be in a mood with me, but if I do there is a slim, ever so slim chance that she might give me a blow job. What I'm saying is, blow jobs are great aren't they, and as soon as men evolve to give themselves one then we will finally solve the overpopulation crisis.
Tom17LCFC Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 Could you imagine instead of loose women we had a similar show but with men, just bitching about women for an hour there'd be uproar.
Smudge Posted 3 October 2013 Posted 3 October 2013 The rhetorical questions. Are we going to cut the grass today,? She has never cut the ****ing grass. Shall we have grilled chicken? - Translate - You're cooking the meat We've got no wine. - Translate - Off you go Shall we watch Downton Abbey - Translate - We're watching Downton Abbey
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