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Nigel Farage (lung and liver cancer)

Tony Blair (Al-Quaeda suicide bomber during highly-paid Middle East peace lecture)

DJ Campbell (Triad-funded sniper in stand after DJ miscalculates and frustrates spot betters by going offside a 51st time in match)

Ian Duncan-Smith (kitchen table, orange in mouth, confidential waste sack over head, copy of Universal Credit legislation up rectum, prominent erection, John Ford's "The Quiet Man" running on DVD, Davies/Estelle's "Whispering Grass" on stereo (low)

MattP (cocaine-induced heart attack, found a mile above Las Vegas in the Business Class toilet, slumped on a radiantly naked, exhausted yet exhilarated Nigella Lawson)

 

Under-4 bonus:

Prince George of Cambridge (patricide - half a point for matricide)

if just one of those turned out to be correct you should be hailed as the new Nostradamus :D 

 

hopefully its not mattp though (even if he  doesn't mind exiting that way) :D  

Posted

Nigel Farage (lung and liver cancer)

Tony Blair (Al-Quaeda suicide bomber during highly-paid Middle East peace lecture)

DJ Campbell (Triad-funded sniper in stand after DJ miscalculates and frustrates spot betters by going offside a 51st time in match)

Ian Duncan-Smith (kitchen table, orange in mouth, confidential waste sack over head, copy of Universal Credit legislation up rectum, prominent erection, John Ford's "The Quiet Man" running on DVD, Davies/Estelle's "Whispering Grass" on stereo (low)

MattP (cocaine-induced heart attack, found a mile above Las Vegas in the Business Class toilet, slumped on a radiantly naked, exhausted yet exhilarated Nigella Lawson)

 

Under-4 bonus:

Prince George of Cambridge (patricide - half a point for matricide)

  

I'll bloody snap your hand off for that ending!

I think it was a typo and he meant her dad Nigel.
Posted

I think it was a typo and he meant her dad Nigel.

I've done worse.

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Clint Eastwood

Diana Ross

Bernard Cribbens

Leonard Nimoy

Roy Wood

Under 40

Ant or Dec

Posted

Clint Eastwood

Diana Ross

Bernard Cribbens

Leonard Nimoy

Keith Richards

Under 40

Ant or Dec

Keith Richards is gone.
Posted

Keith Richards is gone.

People need to be much clearer when pointing out people have already been picked on other death lists. I thought you meant he'd died!

Posted

People need to be much clearer when pointing out people have already been picked on other death lists. I thought you meant he'd died!

 

Keith cannot be killed with conventional weapons.

Posted

I'm not worried about Matt picking me on his list. Unless he wants me for a full set and invites me out for a drink. I would become suspicious.

Posted

George Cole

Len Goodman

Michael Parkinson

Henry Blofeld

Angela Lansbury

Under 40

Joey Essex

Joey Essex? Wishful thinking? lol

Muhammad Ali

Bruce Forsyth

Bobby Charlton

Carol Mcgiffin

Under 40

Miley Cyrus

Posted

Charlie Watts

Joseph Ratzinger (a.k.a ex-Pope Benedict, a.k.a. Joey Ratz)

Christopher Lee

Mickey Rooney

Tony Bennett

 

Under 40:

Amanda Bynes

 

Bob Barker

Hugh Hefner

Barbara Bush

formally Pope Benedict XVI

Kim Jong-Un

 

Under 40

 

Marc Marquez

 

I'm with it now !!   :blush:

 

Much like Liam Neeson's daughter, he's taken.

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