Captain... Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 So I'm organising a stag do and I'm looking for a big fvck off cottage/farmhouse (15-30 people) in the middle of nowhere where we can make as much noise as we want and not piss anyone off. Anyone done something similar can recommend any they have used. Most guests coming from London, Sheffield and Wales, so we're thinking somewhere in the middle of the country not too bad a journey for anyone. Would be good if there was somewhere not to far away for picking up supplies and maybe a day time activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 You are having a stag do in a COTTAGE? What? We're going to Amsterdam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 You really are a hippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 Cottaging is a British gay slang term referring to anonymous sex between men in a public lavatory (a "cottage",[1] "tea-room"[2] or "beat"[3]), or cruising for sexual partners with the intention of having sex elsewhere Have fun mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballwipe Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 Can't have been the only one to think of Monkey Dust as soon as I saw the thread title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgefox Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 So I'm organising a stag do and I'm looking for a big fvck off cottage/farmhouse (15-30 people) in the middle of nowhere where we can make as much noise as we want and not piss anyone off. Anyone done something similar can recommend any they have used. Most guests coming from London, Sheffield and Wales, so we're thinking somewhere in the middle of the country not too bad a journey for anyone. Would be good if there was somewhere not to far away for picking up supplies and maybe a day time activity.yep,About 14 of us,friends with noisy kids go away for Xmas every other year and its rowdy.There is a site called " cottages4you" pick your location you are interested in and away you go.We go to Norfolk usually,fairly remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pSinatra Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 Western Park toilets........if that's your thing I went with a girlfriend & two other couples to a cottage in Swaledale, North Yorkshire. The cottage was in Hurst, but the place was so small it didn't warrant a name. A cottage in the middle of nowhere & I'm not sure how far our nearest neighbour was - we couldn't see any. It wasn't far from Reeth & Richmond. Fantastic scenery, loads of wildlife & a diet of tea & cream scones. I doubt it's somewhere you would want to go for a stag weekend. Dirt cheap though. I'm not sure why, but it's one of the best holidays I've been on. Could have had something to do with the stupid amounts of acid we all did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 Nice idea for a mixed event but for a stag party? Kind of defeats the object no? Unless it's a gay marriage of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Walsh5 Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 lol If my best man ever suggested to me that he's organising my stag do to be in a cottage I'd tell him to fvck right off. It's his last few weeks of freedom take him to Vegas, Magaluf or Benidorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 11 February 2014 Author Share Posted 11 February 2014 lol If my best man ever suggested to me that he's organising my stag do to be in a cottage I'd tell him to fvck right off. It's his last few weeks of freedom take him to Vegas, Magaluf or Benidorm. Who said I suggested it? Me and the other best man wanted to go to Munich for the Oktoberfest, the groom wasn't keen and wanted to take loads of drugs in a field with really loud music. Oh and if anyone suggested Magaluf or Benidorm to me they would immediately be dropped as best man and banned from the wedding. As for last days of freedom, ha, they were a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_w Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 Can't have been the only one to think of Monkey Dust as soon as I saw the thread title? You weren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 Who said I suggested it? Me and the other best man wanted to go to Munich for the Oktoberfest, the groom wasn't keen and wanted to take loads of drugs in a field with really loud music. Poppers in a cottage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 Poppers in a cottage. From the thread title I thought more likely to be poopers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 11 February 2014 Share Posted 11 February 2014 On a serious note captain if he asked you to do that it's a bit out of order on a lot of people. Organising a stag is one thing, to coerse you into illegal acts just because he wants to have some fun isn't right not to mention asking you to also involve someone else's property in it. Edit; cancel that, just realised buggery is legal now over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 11 February 2014 Author Share Posted 11 February 2014 On a serious note captain if he asked you to do that it's a bit out of order on a lot of people. Organising a stag is one thing, to coerse you into illegal acts just because he wants to have some fun isn't right not to mention asking you to also involve someone else's property in it. Edit; cancel that, just realised buggery is legal now over here. Fair point about the legality aspect, but then I think there is a fair amount of drugs that go on most stags, his ideal stag was to get a drum and bass dj, bring tents and take over a field and take loads of drugs. We've compromised with hiring a big venue in the middle of nowhere, getting a sound system kegs of beer BBQ etc it'll be in the summer so outdoor activities game of football etc then if people want to take drugs up to them, but nobody will be forced into anything. We're all adults and have stopped bowing to peer pressure. Also nobody is interested in being a lairy group of boozed up lads in a club here or abroad, there probably won't be a stripper and if he does end up naked anywhere it will most likely be through his own doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 I was joking mate. Its a stag do, it should be loaded with drugs, booze, strippers and whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 I'd love to see one of them nicked for possession with intent to supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxfromburbage Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 I'd get this title changed - otherwise regular visitors to department store toilets will be google'ing and getting disappointed they are on the lcfc site and not on bummers.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 12 February 2014 Author Share Posted 12 February 2014 I was joking mate. Its a stag do, it should be loaded with drugs, booze, strippers and whores. Tone is so hard to convey, oh and in case anyone doesn't get it, I know what cottaging means, it was deliberate, I forget that people on here don't actually know me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Year Of The Fox Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 So I'm organising a stag do and I'm looking for a big fvck off cottage/farmhouse (15-30 people) in the middle of nowhere where we can make as much noise as we want and not piss anyone off. Anyone done something similar can recommend any they have used. Most guests coming from London, Sheffield and Wales, so we're thinking somewhere in the middle of the country not too bad a journey for anyone. Would be good if there was somewhere not to far away for picking up supplies and maybe a day time activity. The Cotswolds?My workmates doing something similar I'll try and get his details later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Year Of The Fox Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 I'm not against a few drugs myself but to picture my dad and brother being told it's mandatory on my stag do lol Mind you they'd probably laugh just as hard thinking there's a bird out there wanting to marry me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 This idea still sounds incredibly suspect. It's an orgy isn't it... go on, be honest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 Fields, tents, drugs and music. Sounds like he wants to go to a music festival surrounded by dancing fit birds more so than a cottage full of middle aged blokes lunging into a mid life crisis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beliall Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 something about taking taking loads of drugs in the middle of nowhere rings alarm bells. probably because i know people who died from E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 12 February 2014 Share Posted 12 February 2014 In the past, we've stayed en masse at a cottage in the middle of nowhere (Worcestershire) and another, named River View, in Ross-on-Wye. Would recommend either. There's a lot of fun to be had in a cottage: all-night poker, booze, music & good company, with no hassle, plus outings to watch football in pubs, go for curries etc. Admittedly, we're all in our 40s and 50s (all blokes who worked/socialised together in London in the 80s/90s) and nearly all partnered off. Maybe I'm just a prude, but strippers and Magaluf would seem a bit sad at that age. Mind you, some git has booked this year's get-together in a Holiday Inn Express in Warwick, as some of the blokes want to make sure they stay somewhere clean and get a good night's sleep!! That's even sadder than strippers, certainly at any age less than 85, the boring farts! Give me the excitement of a weekend cottaging any day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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