Dr The Singh Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 Me, mattp, and Ken had a love sandwich with White Dee
cambridgefox Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I once kissed Tracey Shaw (used to be Maxine in Corrie) in a nightclub in Birminghama That's not bad to be fair.
Strokes Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 Me, mattp, and Ken had a love sandwich with White DeeOne hole each? Or flab fúcking?
The Quick Brown Fox Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I went out with the niece of buster bloodvessel.
RonnieTodger Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 Shagged a girl in Blackpool that said she slept with Paul Coutts. My first thought was that I'd just signed him for Reading on Football Manager, but I thought best not mention it.
Uncle Albert Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My cousin went out with Manu Tuilagi Bet she walks with a limp now? I can imagine him destroying any female in bed.
Soar Fox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Not famous as such but I've slept with a girl who's going to be on Grand Designs later this year. She's got her own restoration company. I've had a drunken kiss in Manilla (simpkins) with Amy from Gem 106.
Soar Fox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My cousin went out with Manu Tuilagi I'm friends with a girl who went out with him. Wonder if it's the same girl
AyewJoking Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Bet she walks with a limp now? I can imagine him destroying any female in bed. gaylord
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My dad was knocking out Heskey's mum a while back like. What did Heskeys mum do to derserve getting knocked out?
Alf Bentley Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I went out with the niece of buster bloodvessel. Did she weigh 25 stone, have a bald head and stick her tongue out a lot? He's slimmed right down now, old Buster, hasn't he?
Jace Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Shagged a girl in Blackpool that said she slept with Paul Coutts. My first thought was that I'd just signed him for Reading on Football Manager, but I thought best not mention it.
Zingari Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I shagged a fat lass in the back of an old Rover that once belonged to Maggie Thatcher before she became PM (or so the village legend went). Leather, lily of the valley and Players No6 .. Could you feel the iron lady's presence , could you feel her steely eyes searing into your flesh , could you hear her blood curdling shrill voice ? Was it some mystical out of this world experience and did it feel as though a young virgin was being sacrificed in the temple of satan ? Were eager onlookers chanting excitedly building up to a crescendo? Or was it just another wham bam thank you ma'am.?
cityfanlee23 Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Could you feel the iron lady's presence , could you feel her steely eyes searing into your flesh , could you hear her blood curdling shrill voice ? Was it some mystical out of this world experience and did it feel as though a young virgin was being sacrificed in the temple of satan ? Were eager onlookers chanting excitedly building up to a crescendo? Or was it just another wham bam thank you ma'am.? I hope to god the first one
Itsthejoeker Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Met Sue Townsend at a wake. I've heard about people getting laid at weddings, but a wake? Really Ken, thought you had more class...
Jimothy Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I've heard about people getting laid at weddings, but a wake? Really Ken, thought you had more class... Fair play though, if you can pull at wake! The mans a pulling machine!
Alf Bentley Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Fair play though, if you can pull at wake! The mans a pulling machine! Wakes can be quite lively events. Ask Finnegan....
Alf Bentley Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I only met her. Purely a platonic meeting. If you visited my local, you'd meet her daughter (the landlady).
ronnup Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I went out with Roy Minton's daughter. He wrote 'Scum'.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I shagged a fat lass in the back of an old Rover that once belonged to Maggie Thatcher before she became PM (or so the village legend went). Leather, lily of the valley and Players No6 .. It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that Maggie Thatcher used to own a fat lass, it's EXACTLY the sort of thing she'd do. The closest I've ever got is standing next to Su Pollard in a bar in Islington. I suspect that this doesn't count
Alf Bentley Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I went out with Roy Minton's daughter. He wrote 'Scum'. Where? On your report card? Your jacket? Your car?
Buzzell Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My Nan dated Engelbert Humperdinck a long time ago.
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