Zingari Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that Maggie Thatcher used to own a fat lass, it's EXACTLY the sort of thing she'd do. The closest I've ever got is standing next to Su Pollard in a bar in Islington. I suspect that this doesn't count i nearly missed that one
Zingari Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My Nan dated Engelbert Humperdinck a long time ago. Did she indulge in any humperdincking with him ?
Bellend Sebastian Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 i nearly missed that one Thank you for paying attention, Zin, I feel marginally less lonely now
Buzzell Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Did she indulge in any humperdincking with him ? There's a good chance that he's smashed her back doors in
Bryn Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I know a guy that pulled that quite fit tarty young one from Eastenders. That one. All kinds of jelly.
Parafox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I once had a fling with an ex Miss Birmingham runner up. She didn't win that competition but did win Miss Wolverhampton . She was a beauty, to be fair.
Soar Fox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Not me personally but my friend used to go out with Carla Connor from coronation street.
Jon the Hat Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I once had a dance with Julia Bradbury off the telly, and I had a kiss on the cheek from Ellen McArthur when she handed me an award, both at work functions.
bovril Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I once had a dance with Julia Bradbury off the telly, and I had a kiss on the cheek from Ellen McArthur when she handed me an award, both at work functions. Have you ever seen her in the same room as Micky Adams?
surrifox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Remember Liz Taylor , who starred in the film Lassie ? well the dog played lassie in the film licked my face and tried to hump my leg I remember the film well- I played the lead
Master Fox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I ****ed some bird who used to be on Holy City
Zingari Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I ****ed some bird who used to be on Holy City Bethlehem ? do you mean the virgin mary ?
GingerrrFox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My mate from University showed me a video of him smashing Pixie Lott's backdoors in along with the multiple pictures she sent him. He went out with her before she was famous. My only claim to fame is shagging a stable girl who looked after Kauto Star, she's not famous but I did get to meet the great one.
Alf Bentley Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Bethlehem ? do you mean the virgin mary ? I believe she goes by a different name these days. My mate from University showed me a video of him smashing Pixie Lott's backdoors in along with the multiple pictures she sent him. He went out with her before she was famous. My only claim to fame is shagging a stable girl who looked after Kauto Star, she's not famous but I did get to meet the great one. Did you ride him like a stallion after your roll in the hay? And did your mate get done for burglary (sp?)? I'd better get back to work. I'm getting giddy.
kingfox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Justin Bieber gave me a hand job. But then I woke up.
foxfanazer Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I shagged Pearson's daughter, does that count? Everybody has Sorry Nige
pSinatra Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 If you visited my local, you'd meet her daughter (the landlady). The Clarendon? I never knew Vicky was Sue Townsend's daughter, but now you mention it, I do notice the resemblence
Alf Bentley Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 The Clarendon? I never knew Vicky was Sue Townsend's daughter, but now you mention it, I do notice the resemblence Yes. She was in the Mercury the other day after she locked a burglar in the pub toilet. The actual incident occurred a few months back, but had just come to trial - the geezer had burgled several laptops from a local school and had gone into the pub bog to sort out his stash, I assume. I happened to be in there a few hours after the incident and saw the smashed up door panel where he'd desperately tried to get out before the cops got him. Are you in there sometimes, then? I've been in too much recently, but have disciplined myself and stayed out for 2-3 days.....starting to feel thirsty, though!
pSinatra Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Yes. She was in the Mercury the other day after she locked a burglar in the pub toilet. The actual incident occurred a few months back, but had just come to trial - the geezer had burgled several laptops from a local school and had gone into the pub bog to sort out his stash, I assume. I happened to be in there a few hours after the incident and saw the smashed up door panel where he'd desperately tried to get out before the cops got him. Are you in there sometimes, then? I've been in too much recently, but have disciplined myself and stayed out for 2-3 days.....starting to feel thirsty, though! I don't go in as much as I used to......usually a Saturday 'early doors' if anything these days. I still consider it my 'local' even though I live in Cosby. I used to live in Clarendon Park & most of my mates still do. You've mentioned the Clarendon before & I have wondered if you've been in there when I have. But you're far too intelligent to be anyone I would know in there!! I never knew about the break-in. Good for Vicky.....she's a decent landlady.
Wakeyfox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 Not me personally but my friend used to go out with Carla Connor from coronation street. I think quite a few lads went through her. She was at groby college and my mate said she was pure filth.
Soar Fox Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I think quite a few lads went through her. She was at groby college and my mate said she was pure filth. She looks it to be fair. Still wouldn't mind a go myself.
Zingari Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I think quite a few lads went through her. She was at groby college and my mate said she was pure filth. everything lads say at school/college about girls is not always completely reliable
Renart Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 I tried chatting up Nina Nesbitt (Ed sheerans ex) backstage at a gig in manchester whilst on tour.. Severely drunk with a bottle of red wine in one hand and a bottle of white in the other (Celebrations from being our last date of our UK tour stretching London to Edinburgh) Waltzed up to her and started chatting, after about 10 minutes I realized she was actually quite boring... Her album cover was her under an apple tree, So I asked what her favorite apple was, She asked mine first and I stated the "Pink Lady" to which she replied "Thats mainstream, Mines golden delicious" To which I replied she likes the most mainstream apples in the world and her apples were ****ing shit (In a joking way) she didn't see the joke, and the flirtation for the next 15 minutes was a bit awkward... Claim to fame is Ed sheeran, Really Really genuine guy, and also supports my friend who is a fellow Singer/Songwriter by purchasing and advertising his album (Which may seem small for a friend to a friend, but in music terms with his millions of followers is massive) Ended up with a Scottish girlfriend anyway Dude, you said that after about 10 minutes you 'realized that she was actually quite boring' and yet your chat-up line was 'what is your favourite apple'......? Seriously?
MikeyT Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My dad used to go out with actress Sheila Fearn, star of such things as "The Likely Lads", "Z Cars", "George and Mildred" and the film " Time Bandits".
whitlock Posted 26 February 2014 Posted 26 February 2014 My mate from University showed me a video of him smashing Pixie Lott's backdoors in along with the multiple pictures she sent him. He went out with her before she was famous. My only claim to fame is shagging a stable girl who looked after Kauto Star, she's not famous but I did get to meet the great one. Please say he sent you those images and that you'll post them on here??
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