Voll Blau Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 I'm over 60 so my partner would be 180. it would be like the living into the deas. Or, looking at it the other way, she could be 20...
Unabomber Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 Or, looking at it the other way, she could be 20... That would be nuts
Rincewind Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 It would be good for my moral but I would not be comfatable with it.
Unabomber Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 It would be good for my moral but I would not be comfatable with it. How come?
Buce Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 I reckon it's a philia (like Zoo, Paedo etc). It is: http://i.word.com/imedical/gerontophilia
Buce Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 If he tries to bone my Nanna I swear I'll hit him with a shovel. He should be locked up to be honest. Purely out of curiosity, do you bone dogs?
BoneDog Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 I've blamed the lad, but the 91 year old needs to take some responsibility too. She should be sat around her garden furniture, admiring the chaffinch's having a cup of tea and a slice of cake with someone called Len or Stanley, and not cowgirling on young black lads. I blame Sex & the City. Purely out of curiosity, do you bone dogs? No, I'm like a dog with a bone.
MPH Posted 6 June 2014 Author Posted 6 June 2014 Whatever floats your boat indeed. Who is anyone to judge what 2 consensual adults get up to. I do see what you are saying, but you'd need to know the copus mentus of a 91 year old woman to know whether she is indeed truly consenting... a fair percentage of my patients in their 80s suffer with dementia to an extent that they are considered ' vulnerable adults'
Rincewind Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 I only hope I can still get it up at 91. As for the woman what else has she to look forward to? It's either having a stiff insider her or being a stiff inside a box. If it makes her happy does it matter that that she is not fully consenting?At least she'll go with a smile on her face.
Voll Blau Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 I only hope I can still get it up at 91. As for the woman what else has she to look forward to? It's either having a stiff insider her or being a stiff inside a box. If it makes her happy does it matter that that she is not fully consenting?At least she'll go with a smile on her face. Think we've got our opening line nailed down for the 180 year old you're gonna plough. Either that or some kind of darts pun.
Unabomber Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 at the end of the day life is about either having a stiff inside you or being stiff inside a box.
Vlad the Fox Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 I used to know some old boy who started a relationship with the carer who came in to help after his wife passed away. She was real low life scum who would suck him off for his inheritance after changing him as he couldn't walk. Eventually she moved him into a care home and her son into his house while it was up for sale. I don't know what happened after that but I hope that if/when he passes(d) on he left everything he had to the dogs home and left her a thank you note for the blow jobs.
BoneDog Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 Well this is weird, this thread appears and then my Mrs puts a dvd on I've never seen called Yes Man and the exact same scenario happens in the film. Took her teeth out and everything. If I knew the 31 year old lad in the OP I'd hand him a copy of the dvd and say 'Get your cock ready lad'.
separator Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 Well this is weird, this thread appears and then my Mrs puts a dvd on I've never seen called Yes Man and the exact same scenario happens in the film. Took her teeth out and everything. If I knew the 31 year old lad in the OP I'd hand him a copy of the dvd and say 'Get your cock ready lad'. Useless Fact Of The Day : The writer of Yes Man (Danny Wallace) grew up in Loughborough.
mr whippy Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Nearly put this in the amusing stories thread. But it really isn't. .. +7 Kyle Jones, 31, says he has never dated a woman his own age, shares a tender kiss with Marjorie McCool, 91 at a local park +7 Kyle, who says says that he always been attracted to older women, has even taken girlfriend Marjorie McCool, 91 (L) home to meet his mother Ceceila Jones ® And despite the 60-year age gap, the pair have an active sex life and can't keep their hands off each other. Kyle said: 'Everyone's brain is wired differently, some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like other guys - I like old ladies.' The call centre worker was just 18 when he first acted on his attraction for older women and began a sexual relationship with a 50-year-old. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2649429/Some-guys-prefer-blondes-brunettes-I-like-old-ladies-Extreme-toyboy-31-takes-91-year-old-girlfriend-home-meet-mother.html Err... whatever floats your boat? The lads mother looks like filth
Merging Cultures Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 I really thought this was going to be a sorry about Unabomber
Mike Oxlong Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 If she's wealthy it could turn out to be a great short term investment. Cashback!
MPH Posted 7 June 2014 Author Posted 7 June 2014 Thinking of Leicester pool and his infatuation with Jessica Ennis reminded me of this thread..
Mike Oxlong Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 She'll be drier than the Sahara so they must get it on a swimming pool full of lube.
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