A Football Pundits CV

[davieG]

Must have attributes, experience and knowledge of.......

 

 

Clichés

 

 

 

Do your worst.

[Trav Le Bleu]

MIke Bassett

[AKCJ]

Mispronunciations. 

[Stadt]

Sylef Gijurdsson

[davieG]

Able to verbalise from their arse

[Corky]

Seeing England as the mecca of football and anyone who hasn't played here as missing out/ not quite being up with the top, top legends of the game.

[Grandad.]

Think Januzaj is the best thing since sliced bread. 

[Danizen]

The ability to form expert opinions on players/teams you've never seen.

This one is vitally important.

[HEGGSY]

Must think 'Arry is an amazing manager.

[Stadt]

Use your hands to help you make a point

[Nalis]

Big up a player for an England cap only to slate his performance and criticise the manager for picking said player for said cap.

[stevelcfc]

Must have only ever seen Chelsea, Arsenal and Man Utd play.

[Carl the Llama]

Never watched lower league football.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Be Peter Beagrie.

[Rocket-Ron]

If Dean can do it anyone can

 

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