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Remembering Laurie Cunningham, certainly one of the most talented players we’ve ever had on loan. He would have been 70 today RIP

The party's over It's time to call it a day They've burst your pretty balloon And taken the moon away It's time to wind up the masquerade Just make your mind up the piper must be paid The party's over The candles flicker and dim You danced and dreamed through the night Now you must wake up, all dreams must end Take off your makeup, the party's over It's all over, my friend Nat King Cole

The last few games I’ve been to I’ve felt my soul leaving my body as I leave the ground.

Andy King

Surprised this hasn’t been mentioned yet. I didn’t have a ticket but as an athletic 16 year old I somehow managed to scale a wall into the ground and in amongst the home fans. A great day.

To experience ennui is pivotal in their development.

Rogan Josh Knight. Every Tuesday, free bottle of Chang. Yes I’m retired

Peter Stilton

Dean Hammond Eggs

O Antonio, Antonio, wherefore art thou….

Sign him up!

Brilliant! Some people are on the pitch, they think it’s all over. It is now!

Schmeichel to Ward?

I’d prefer it if the opposition were allowed to kick an opponent up the arse if they take the ball to the corner flag

Bring him home!

Coulibaly is still technically our player and started for Mali.

Any update on the Xmas bonuses?

He’s been involved in a serious car crash so his experience will be invaluable.

Holy crap, terrible management

Did someone say c**t?

Yeh, and no guys in skirts.

Here are the highlights. I was at the game, for some reason the saves looked much better live.

I didn’t go to that game but I went to the 0-0 at Turf Moor in April 1974. It was my seventeenth birthday, I drank cans of Special Brew, there was nothing special about it.