Mike Oxlong

Chat up line ? Fanclub ? Circa early 2000s ?

He’s not from Enderby And he’s not called Sean. But otherwise an impeccable source 👍

A no extra charge plastic season ticket

No BR

Avoiding the media and officiating bias for the top 6.

Now prepare for the imminent Will We Go Down poll Didnt reply number one as I have it on good authority that Sam does on a regular basis

Top has written to the EFL demanding that he be able to lift it in front of the home fans

Yes, but we need it to flourish and grow

Is that a reference to his reputation for shooting (pre Southampton)

That takes the biscuit

Goodbye The Championship. It was fun !

If Leeds lose there’s every chance that us and Ipswich go up automatically If Leeds then lost out in the play offs this would make me dribble

Loose use of the word “ace”

Does the recently advertised Trump bible come with free condoms to facilitate any potential liaisons with adult film entertainers ?

If you take risks in playing with attacking intent then you will give the ball away more but I’d accept that all day long as opposed to possession for possession’s sake. Also if you are strong in the art of pressing and regaining possession then taking those risks becomes less of an issue

Gav tends the vegetable patch at the David Icke Spiritual Retreat in darkest Warwickshire

I know that place. They had a spin off business selling wallpaper paste

Something quite apt about a star witness in the Trump hush money shagging case being Mr Pecker

Thanks On checking think it’s 13th May

Do existing season ticket holders have until 5th June to decide whether to renew ?

Wouldn’t surprise me if he tried his hand at management in the future. He’s got football in his veins

If the driver really did not hear, feel or was not otherwise aware of a collision of that magnitude I can only conclude that someone with less sensory awareness than a potato was in the driving seat

Don’t buy Drop the £25

The SCOTUS Trump immunity hearing now on CNN is an interesting listen although Trump’s attorney sounds like a fvckin Dalek