Mike Oxlong

The linos are particularly bad. From the stands I see the ball clearly come of a certain player and go out for a throw and from 5 yards away they haven’t got a clue doing their best nervous Vicki Pollard impression before going with whatever the ref decides from 30 yards away. And a lot of the time they are nowhere near up with play when making their random offside decisions

We have a few eyeballing the fans in the West Stand making sure no one chucks their crossword and pencil on the pitch

We sizzled first half and were a joy to watch. Could have scored another couple in the second half but as we do in a number of games we surrendered some of our initiative with the repetition of basic errors You can see the progress being made though and a comfortable win overall

The feel good voice of radio for a generation. Sad news

Argylle - even as a spoof, a film with not one redeeming feature other than it eventually finishing - 0/10

I don’t think we’ve seen enough of him to make a decision one way or the other about next season. After an unremarkable start he has shown recent signs of improvement

Driver calls 999 to report himself for drink-driving in Knaresborough https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68281661 He must really hate doing the school and kids activities runs

Where can I watch it

Should only be served if it includes chorizo and some chilli IMO

For those that want more hoofball see this from a SSN article about Xabi Alonso and Bayer Leverkusen. And guess what, they are top and look likely to win the league too 🤔 ….. a big part of this Xabi Alonso team are short passes that entice people in. With two or three, you see the Bayern Munich team get dragged across. It's a big part of where the game is going in modern football. So many teams now make short passes to entice people on to see if they can break through the lines or if they can switch play.

I just love how crap Chelsea are after spunking all that cash

Explains no Sensi

Nice interview but what struck me most is that looks like the club has had to sell all the furniture

Miserable fail in cynical foul attempt on Ricardo 🤣

This is how I remember the game being played when Y6 played Y1 at primary school

Is that on the OnlyLeicesterFans website where you sit still in front of a webcam for 80/85 minutes and then get up and walk out of the room ?

Did Putin say that when Trump gets in he will invade the USA to de-nazify it ?

“Hey, Jill, it’s a bit hot in here. Is it ok with you if I stick the fan on ?”

Something weird is afoot as whenever I read the thread title I initially compute it as tin hat foil conspiracy

Or, if cash is tight, just do a H - Block protest on the interior of your vehicle and smear it all with excrement

Think the only way I could make extra money in retirement is to sell my body. Unfortunately that would have to be to science rather than women