Mike Oxlong

@Wymsey has become the dementor of FT

Has anyone watched Loudermilk on Netflix ? A friend has recommended it to me saying it will be right up my street

Au contraire

Medvedev is such a nob He used to be quite moderate but now seems to be smashing it in the Most Extreme Rhetoric award

Only her mum thinks she is and even she’s not too sure

There’s marquee signings and then there’s the whole fvckin banquet signings

I’m going to boycott The Golden Scissors if that happens

Claudia Winkelman must get her hair finished at a shoe shine stall

The mission was naff but things are hotting up now The Faithful are so thick they don’t deserve to win any money. Would like to see smug Paul out asap and Harry pick up the 💰

Bruciannis (Lemon Split)

Hopefully it’s your lucky day !

You piss on the ground where you want to insert the tee Might get a lengthy ban though

Prince Andrew is asking for a two for one deal so he can have the same procedure

Charles’s proctologist will probably get a medal One of the few occasions where I would have no issue with the award of an honour

Y-Fronts

IMO you can’t just ignore the time he had at Chelsea beforehand in relation to his exposure to English football. I’m not arguing although it’s clear we have a different viewpoint on this particular matter

Not everyone has a comfortable start but nonetheless half a season playing regularly in first team English football before he joined us which was my point really, referencing the earlier post that he needs more time to adapt I’m undecided about him at present but hardly wet behind the ears to experiencing the English game

Didn’t he play last season on loan at Reading ?

Leicester City managers in Highfields

Bushes in porno mags