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Dentures & Imodium ?

I’ve heard that a Sheftalia, a kind of spicy sausage, or Souvlakia (skewers) should be a safe bet, readily available from street venders or restaurants

Marti, they said pick a team for "Hull" not "Hell" mate

Maybe their manager out thought Marti at half time with no response to address it but that doesn’t explain the amount of poor over and under hit passes, awful decision making, lack of leadership and composure. Needed to make more hay while the sun shined first half, one isn’t enough particularly for us.

Has Ayew pulled a hamstring or is that him giving it 100% waddling like a constipated duck

That deserved a goal, great movement whilst our lot stood and watched

I’ve heard of having a bad spell in the game but 25 minutes is ridiculous - sort yourselves out lads

Beaten by the Swift counter attack

Gerrimin, he’s a more effective CM / DM than Soumare!

There’s less ambling, it’s moving through the lines quicker. I still think Winks is guilty of taking too many unnecessary touches but this is looking much better.

Ooh Yangtastic effort!

Rambo !!! I tried one of those in a five a side once, the ball is still stuck in the ceiling !

James making things happen again

The Portsmouth player was always coming off worse there, Bishop didn’t have a prayer.

Oh dear

I managed to get a close up of those Chelsea instructions on the note. It said “They’re s**t, just play wherever you want lads”

They’ve just shown that Marianakis’s 2 seats are empty

Thought Forest had got lucky by coming up against a lukewarm Chelsea today, or maybe they were just cancelling them out, making them look ordinary. But second half all change, and if Forest have to come out and go for it now it could get even worse.

I always remember this O’Neill classic quote after a game, I think it was Chelsea away:- Reporter - “Emile Heskey only looked 50% fit” O’Neill “50%? More like 10% but a dead Emile Heskey is still a better option than the alternatives” Fenton was fit, available and on the bench! A pretty damning ability assessment - worse than a corpse!!

Rick Passmoor. I Presume he has a philosophy of keeping possession

No Mavididi or Kristiansen in squad then. Hope we can start building some partnerships and understandings if this is going to become a settled cohesive side.

Can we get it on a five year deal, sounds more of a threat that Daka, Ayew and Carranza combined!

Gut instinct is 0-0 or 1-1. Tight, dull, meh..., flat as a pancake and making hard work of it all. Or....we finally loosen up, flow and hurt the opposition, 3-0, happy days I think what happened vs Wrexham goes back to the way the WBA game ended. Marti spoke out about how we'd left ourselves vulnerable by going a bit gung-ho seeking the winner, so our players took his message on board but a bit too literally and retreated in the 2nd half vs Wrexham to hold their lead, not helped at all by the negative introduction of Skipp. Personally I want my City side to go for it if they feel they can get a better outcome but I suppose in the overall plan an away point keeps you on course.

Ahhh, that’s such a pitta and I falafel for laughing at him, it’s not hummus