fazzyfox

Lou Reed, Louie Bega, Louise…..I think Lou’s are appropriate.

His next gear up is “stop”

The minute we knew Fatawu would be out for the season we should have been scouting for somebody to come in on Jan 1st or whenever window opens. Here we are 5 or so games later still fielding Ayew with the back up threat of the mighty MacAteer off the bench. We pick defenders who are almost guaranteed to gift a goal or two per game through mistakes then pat them on the back and hand them a shirt for the next match. The market is hard, players don’t want to come etc, but surely we can at least find a foreign loanee who just wants to put himself in the shop window at PL level, just someone different who hasn’t lost 8 in 9 games recently.

Don't give Everton any encouragement or gifts, keep them quiet, silence the crowd (or turn them into whingers), then hopefully a football match will break out and on availability of a balanced side I think we have the better hand and better flow. They won't be as high up or gung ho as Spurs but are there for the taking. Let's do this, 2-1 City

I do get the feeling that this is something we had been genuinely looking at for next summer but our circumstances and realisation that we might not have PL status in the summer means that at either end there's a thought of "why not bring it forward". If he can help to make the difference towards staying up or being relegated then it just brings things forward a few months but with the gamble on his side that he'll be a Championship player come May. If we stay up, his club are happy with the fee, he has a few likely PL years ahead of him then it's a Wim Wim situation .

I agree. It should of course be "Why Aren't we signing no players innit?

For the Wolves debacle they should have run out to the Muppet Show theme, as tannoy man announces, "Your Number 1....... it's Daaaaany Waaaard"

The faxmaster Zenith 2000 from Alpha Discounts circa 1987 can’t cope with more than one in two out a month.

I was reading the Spurs forum on Sunday (had to be done ) and several posters mention their music at the end of recent games being excessively loud under alleged instruction in order to cover the boos and Levy out chants! Not saying ours are for that reason but yes I agree it’s too full on at ours.

There's two issues, not bringing anyone else in and not bringing anyone else in yet. If we do drag in a journeyman, a has-been and a never-will-be, kicking and screaming whilst prodded with a stick by their agent on Monday we'll resent the fact they could have contributed towards the Palace and Fulham matches and perhaps helped us to a better result. The reasons previously listed here regarding restrictions and problems moving on existing players are all valid, realistically if we do get anyone else in it's likely to be Monday evening, with all due respect to our club we ain't their first choice right now but as time ticks down and other clubs get their prime targets we suddenly become back in favour with the agents and players looking for a move. It's not ideal, you want players who want to be here, you don't want a last minute scramble where anything could happen to fax up the deal. My gut feeling is we'll move on one other, likely Thomas, maybe an U-23 or two on loan, bring in a so-so underwhelming loan signing from abroad then claim to have tried gallantly to get Willian but alas, sigh, shrug, simply ran out of time, who'd have thought. Not fully utilizing both PL loan spots this season is a criminal waste, using one of them and a chunk of salary to have a guy jog around Seagrave and be in the stand (if he is) on match days when we could instead be asking a top 6 club to loan a keen vibrant young CB / LB / CF or winger this week is excruciating, where was the research, the longer term thought (beyond Daka's injury)?

Kasabian Club Foot ?

We asked for a "Big name signing" and they misunderstood

So it was "Esas Botas Studos Wrongos, Slippety Dippitty Doosos" shouted in a slow patronising one Syllable at a time way (or is that just how the English speak Spanish)

Suffolk via Cambridge. Travel early in case of cancellations and delays - up at 5, out 5:50, bus 6:10, train 8:00, in Leicester by 10, pub 12::00 match (well it can’t all be fun), pub til 8, train, bus, home at midnight. All totally worth it for the Fulham s**tshow

Without taking away from our achievement, being 1-0 up at home to a team who have lost 7 on the trot then losing 2-1 is a bit, ooh what’s the word, oh yeah - Spursey !

Find him a local lass Get him hooked on Crusty cobs, nowhere does them better Get him loyalty cards for all the shops in the Haymarket

They have that in Latin embroidered into their crest don’t they?

Don’t forget to do the trophy room tour on your way out folks!

We’re into “big 6” added premium time…..

Had feint hopes of a 1-1, now 3-0 loss, a red card for Vestergaard and Vardy having a go about service as he’s subbed on 65 minutes, oh happy days

The ref sang it when Ruud handed him the team sheet!

Maybe it looked so unbelievable Trump has called it “fake news” and has had it removed!

I thought you were going to say only 8 starters, now they’ve seen our team sheet!