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Ronny Edwards? Wasn't he the mastermind behind the Great Train robbery? Sounds like a mate of the Krays. Gerrimmin.

So Tony Currie must be his mum.

Vesty looking a bit slow. So no change there then.

Board weighing up if Rudkin can do managers job alongside horse duties.

Er Lineker? (WC Golden Boot, Barca etc)

Save pay off when we sack him at half time in the first game. Will probably take useless Board until Christmas to think about getting a new manager, by which time Enzo will be available again.

Nurse get SuxiFox her extra strong emergency meds.

Waitrose, I think. Also Russian Dacha store. I kid you not.

A Plan B emerges - lump it to Tammy. Keeps the older timers like me happy; but might regret getting rid of Kevin. Gerimin.

10 more years.

Sold to Stoke.

Whole team to do the Fatawu as our Haka so opposition are laughing so much we score straight from kick off.

Vardy always plays better when pissed. Proper old school. Brace incoming.

Two year extension and then sell him to the Saudis for £100m after a year. Sorts those pesky PL rules, saves the club, and pays Beccas legals all in one go. Bit left over for a statue taunting away fans for ever.

First team with a points deduction to go on and win the league! ( still a bit drunk from last night)

Rodney Marsh having one of his quieter games.

Spam you with Marketing shit.

Could we get the highest points total not to get promoted?

KDH nominated as best player in the Championship. I know, let's play him out of position. Genius.

Vichai did have a dream to build a footfall team. Top and KP just view LCFC as part of a consumer brand. Those crap adverts all about 'Shopping with my sis' on Fox hub really give the game away. We are not fans just consumers now. Sky and PL part of this theft of our game. Another Tory privatisation success.

Does anyone know what the league rules (both PL & EFL) say about Supporter consultation and engagement? The guy on BSLB pod was outstanding on this topic, and how clubs similar to us, are absolutely light years ahead of LCFC and yes, it does improve 'the bottom line.'

More oblivion, where you just plummet from on high into a giant hole in the ground.

Did Enzo pop back to Roma for a Cappo with Don Ranieri? Let's all hope so. If you want cheering up just go look at the PL winning goals on YouTube. Just joyful.

Brendan and Rudkins cunning plan to get us out of PL for ever, and thereby avoid fines/points is working perfectly. Sell the ground and back to Viccy Park next.

I fear 5 or 6 now. No threat and hopeless defence, not a good combo.