Keiriel

If that wasn't bad enough, Danny Ward would be the one who forgets to wet the sponge.

I'd argue he got the right number, but the wrong phone.

Winger? Primarily left-footed? Likes to cut inside? Can't knee slide to save his life? So, uh, I know it's been one game and I'm not one to get carried away, but he's most definitely our very own Brazilian Robben/Mahrez regen.

Versatile, composed, works hard, tracks back; Rodgers would love him for sure. He also has an absurd knack for scoring against Man City as well; I'd heavily consider him for this alone, just for the perk of pissing in Pep's paella.

I think everybody and their dog would opt for a Vardy shirt, but there are some of us who choose other players as a way to support them moving forward; a gesture of faith. During the 16/17 season, I opted for Ndidi when buying a shirt. Y'know, now that I think about it, I'm willing to bet that's the sole reason he's done so well for us. You're welcome, FT. To answer your question, you can't go wrong with either Barnes or Daka. There's also Fofana, who will most definitely stay with us until he retires.

Why else do you think Brendan had his notepad out?

Knew it was coming as soon as I saw Ricardo on Abraham.

I think you're being a tad too harsh. The rice pudding deserves better.

He was trying to stay onside but didn't notice Burn on his backside and so he had more space than he realized.

One other thing to mention is that he brings out the best in Ricardo; they're pretty much telepathically linked.

RICARDO!

Maybe somebody should test Barnes for being under the influence because he sure as hell plays as though he's been on the piss.

This might very well be it. It makes me think back to when Tuchel first took charge of Chelsea; they were getting battered under Lampard and so his first objective was to make them hard to beat. That we're beginning to see the kind of defensive solidity that we're accustomed to is a positive sign and I'm certain the goals will soon come as confidence and swagger grows within the team.

Mateta rolled into another area code there.

None of the Spurs players would be able to tell whose shirt it is, though. Also, if Levy could've gotten away with it as a cost saving measure, he would have done it by now.

His best.

There you have it, folks. The blueprint to beating Brentford. Just score bangers. It's that easy.

Mange de la merde, Rennes.

KEVIN!

Wilf!

Daka!

Soumare is on and he's already gassed.

Why male models?

Can hardly blame him for these defensive lapses. I mean, every time he makes a mistake, the fans chant 'Praet' and Timmy ends up feeling bad, leading to another mistake; he's just missing his pal!

Finally. I can unclench now.