Keiriel

People trashing Amartey in the match thread. Here you ****ing go. This is Amartey. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

Adama Traore:

McManaman could do with laying off the paint thinner, especially when he's on the job.

Say what you want about Gareth Bale, but that footwork was filthy.

Another win. Never in doubt.

I get it now. Brendan subbed Ayoze on because he's the human equivalent to a sleeping pill; Liverpool doze off, Leicester on top. Masterstroke.

I can understand Rodgers not wanting to start him at the moment; Ricardo isn't fully up to speed and he might not want to risk teams doubling up on him if Cengo isn't as defensively minded as he says. With that being said, I still hope he's given a chance as he could very well provide that extra something we need in attack.

Should have kicked him harder, Madders.

That'll do, rat. That'll do.

I can only imagine his last words as he exits the chopper: Leverkusen Staff: "Nein! Nein!" Gray: "Nah mate, I'm a winger!"

He'll be the one to miss out; few players are privileged enough to sit on the bench and watch a generational talent like Marc Albrighton in person. Saying that, Arsenal might be better for him; I mean, he would be under less pressure playing for a midtable club.

Relax, folks. This is all a part of Brendan's plan. He's playing 12D Hungry Hungry Hippos; we're merely witnesses to a master at work. The title is ours.

Calculated slice by Barnes. He knew Ndidi was lurking.

Masterclass.

"Ndidi has skied his effort." Leicester City are back, baby!

James Justin shall henceforth be known as Justinho.

Portuguese Puel. He's a decent coach, but he's too pragmatic for his own good.

To be fair, I saw Chris Wood bully 300 Spartans, so it's no surprise that Justin was shoved around.

For the record, Maddison was supposed to be involved but he's recently been diagnosed with CPTSD after odd interactions between club staff and teammates. An example would be whenever players entered the club cafeteria, Maddison would stop short at the entrance, look up at the security guard standing by the doorway and enter into a trance, after which he'd stare back at his befuddled colleagues and raise his hand up. Madders was often stuck this way for hours.

He's been hidden away because Brendan is overly protective. He was listening to the radio on the way to training one morning and found himself listening to Christmas songs. Since then, he's gotten into his head that somebody wants to roast poor Timmy on an open fire.

The reason the referee is giving so many yellow cards is because every time a player goes down, he's reminded of what his wife's boyfriend is doing every night. Oh, and the colour of our shirts resemble his balls.

Look, I know his backpack is a little unconventional, but that's just harsh. Maddison is best wife.

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Nicolas 'Samir Nasri' Pepe.