Keiriel

Vestergaard in Leicester:

Nob Balding? Pass.

Rudkin deserves a statue if he pulls this off.

Vardy isn't letting them play through Fernandinho from the looks of it.

I'll do you one better. Why is Ryan Bennett?

If this does turn out to be true, I'm happy with it. Daniel James is better than people give him credit for; aside from being rapid, he works hard for the team, doesn't neglect defensive duties, is positionally versatile, doesn't sulk, and he's proficient in the art of shithousery. Under Brendan's tutelage, he's likely to improve even further.

Don't be too quick to dismiss him; at the very least, we'd get to see the inevitable 'Many Faces of Phil Jones' thread.

Agent Sharky will be having a word, I'm sure; Messi playing alongside his idol at the KP would fulfil a lifelong dream of his.

Vardy & Daka:

It's likely they still have Rooney listed as a player and he's worth more pissed up and passed out, than the entire Derby squad put together.

What are you talking about, Hamza is a chance creating machine... for the opposition.

Numan purchases up by 300% in Burton after this.

He's the cameraman.

Level 43 - Ayoze Perez

For sure, it was a fantastic run. I imagine he'll refine his movement even more by learning from Vardy.

If Madders stays and knuckles down, I'm happy. If he goes, then it's gotta be for big bucks and an adequate replacement lined up. Supposing there's any truth to the rumours, I sure as shite wouldn't complain if we ended up with Coutinho. There's also a younger option in Aouar who's rumoured to be attainable for as little as £25m.

From Wilf to Youri And our French B2B That's Soumare When the ball is passed back And then Kasper talks smack That's Soumare When his boot hits the sky Ends up in Chillwell's eye That's Soumare Mike Dean teases red But shows yellow instead That's Soumare For sure, there's a lot you can do with this song.

I think it's pronounced soo-mah-ray due to the French accent mark.

For the right price, I'd be all for this. It's unlikely we'll find anyone with Vardy's pace to lead the line and so if we're to sacrifice a little quickness for the sake of a more complete forward (Edouard), it wouldn't hurt to sign somebody who can make up for it elsewhere, and Daniel James fits the bill.

I'm convinced this is all a ruse. By the end of the season, Brendan and the gang will have convinced Roma that Cengo is so utterly shit, they'll be desperate to be rid of him. Rudders slides in with his expert negotiation skills and offers up an FA Cup replica, a mint condition Craig Shakespeare/Tony Pulis scarf, and Cags' used jock from the United game in which we beat them. They accept and thank us for our generosity; Under promptly returns and we witness the biggest transformation since Kelechi turned into Senior Man.

As it stands, Vardy is a shell of his former self, but I wouldn't be so quick to drag him out behind the woodshed. Let's see how he looks after a lengthy rest and a full pre-season behind him. Having said that, I do agree that we need additional firepower and if the transfer thread is anything to go by, the club is working towards those ends.

Never in doubt.