Vacamion

The Senegalese conspiracists will be in overdrive, but they are being proper naughty after the decision and FIFA should chuck the book at them.

That's it Noni, remember what the coaches say. If in doubt - roll about.

I think a lot of TV's have just been turned off in the expectation that will be that. They are missing McCoist talking dirty, though

Half time interviews.

Speaking as a resident of the Celtic Fringe I totally understand the annoyance that English teams use the UK national anthem. GSTK is a slow dirge that drips with subservience, so leave it for UK State stuff. If England had to use one of the "established" other anthems, it should be Land Of Hope And Glory. Banger. Personally, I'd rather it was Friggin' In The Riggin' by The Sex Pistols, though.

They look really good and I think they would ruin England.

He could be the new Hermann Hreidarsson.

Funny as it may be to laugh at Germans, Anti football won. Paraguay played for penalties, were dirty buggers, rolled and lolled around, wasted as much time as they could (which wasn't added back on) and were helped a lot by the officials. Every lower ranked team is going to try to emulate that shithouse route through.

After all that fouling and rolling about, 2 mins of added on is ridic.

Paraguay playing for pens, parking the bus, fouling and spoiling, diving and shirt pulling and rolling about, and getting a bit of help from the ref. Ze Chermans will be furious if they go out.

It's entertaining, but there's no way we stand any chance of chasing it, playing in this way. For that reason, they shouldn't do it.

Boycott is probably spewing at this Feels like McCullum might be on his way, too and has just superbazzballed the innings.

It's T-20, where the T = "Test"

Trouble now.

If he gets out arsing around like this he will rightly be criticised. But my goodness it's entertaining.

NZ physio is earning his corn today.

Not sure going out to open is ideal. Watch him prove me wrong.

He's spent himself in the role. Fair play. He's given us all a lot of pleasure. That Headingley game is still a great watch.

Not sure why they announce it at this point. Maybe to get that wicket

Well thank fook

Isthmus be my cue to make a bad pun.

Bellingham was eveywhere the first 25 mins and fairly anonymous the next 20. Rogers was largely anonymous for 45.

Pissing down and those guys need water.

Sia has been coining it in during this WC for Stadium music.

Get your pre-prepared witticisms in the bin.