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There should be protests and boycotts about the Somali ref denied entry. But there won't be.

Stokes is 35. What TF is he doing still going to nightclubs ?

Has anyone done Soy Hodgson, yet?

Brussell Fartin aka Terry Vegetables aka Neil Quornock. I know we are at a low ebb, so can't be picky, but really? That guy? He would have a massive job on his hands to win over a skeptical fanbase. Any hiccups in the first few games, the crowd will be straight on his back. I think this will end in disappointment and recrimination.

Anyone with tickets for Saturday might be gulping just now

This, about the slop that TNT's coverage served up last night, is bang on. https://www.football365.com/news/champions-league-final-coverage-arsenal-psg-tnt-fletcher

It was disbelief, I think. Time really did seem to stand still. Then it went batshit bonkers and I ended up quite a distance from where I'd been before Claridge hit it. A great day.

This. All day long. It's not like they lived at opposite ends of a castle - they shared a modest newbuild 4 bed detached gaff. If I get out different tea towels or buy new socks, Mrs Sherlock Holmes here will know about it and probably pass comment. Even if you ignore the RV and the Jag (yeah I know), Murrell got a FIVE GRAND coffee maker and a set if 200 QUID salt and pepper shakers , and Nicola professes to having had no knowledge. i think her "no comment" interview with the police will be thrown at her a lot in coming weeks. If she wasn't already done in public life, she is now. Edit - just seen on the news that the luxury salt and pepper grinders cost TWO GRAND

The new kit to be a gold top.

It'll be 12:00 kick offs, all police leave cancelled, local alcohol sales restricted.

I think Wolves, in their recent form, would have given Spurs more of a game today.

Sunderland getting to Europe have finished above Newcastle, who they beat twice. Le Bris should have got manager of the season.

West Ham will bully the second tier, I reckon.

Watch the twats celebrate.

Got to play to 102 minutes, now.

This is a good life lesson, West Ham - Never, ever rely on anyone else and always do stuff yourself because everyone else is shit.

That guy Barry for Everton has given possession away again and again. Everton need Jordan Ayew.

I think if Everton could spawn one, Spurs crowd might turn a bit.

Controversy saved up for later if West Ham win and Spurs are passing it around their back four on 90 plus 1, knowing they are safe with a point

That Cole Palmer advert is a bit given recent developments. Underarm deodorant ads have done for the careers of Ben Chilwell and Mason Mount, so Palmer is next.

Strangely, given what's at stake West Ham have looked half way to the beach at times.

I know most of us want Spurs to go down but I can't see it. Sadly, I think Spurs win and West Ham lose today.

Depending on the result this afternoon, we could be minnows compared to Lincoln City and Stockport County next season. It stings.

This is looking like nil - nil at 90, ET and penalties.

I still call anyone taking a lot of holidays at at work "Judith Chalmers", much to the confusion of my colleagues in their 20s and 30s.