MooseBreath Posted 23 September 2015 Share Posted 23 September 2015 As if Moose has been gone anywhere. Blatantly frank to be. Welcome back anyway you big weirdo. You're always claiming I'm some troll or another. What was it last time, caravan von chandleritch or something? Confucius say he who smelled, one who dealt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 23 September 2015 Share Posted 23 September 2015 It's not the sex-robot thread either, Moose. http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/102600-sex-robots-are-you-desperate-enough-to-have-one/ Its whatever moose says it is Don't you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfanazer Posted 23 September 2015 Share Posted 23 September 2015 My girlfriend started to have a go but I stopped her and told her to PM me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 24 September 2015 Share Posted 24 September 2015 You're always claiming I'm some troll or another. What was it last time, caravan von chandleritch or something? Confucius say he who smelled, one who dealt I confess, I doth protest too much. I am also MooseBreath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jattdogg Posted 24 September 2015 Share Posted 24 September 2015 I'm resorting to lurking, or posting while I have a shit thsed days. Just to keep the Mrs from moaning so much Now shes going to wonder why your tutti's have gone from 25 minutes to 45 minutes . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxoffderby Posted 24 September 2015 Share Posted 24 September 2015 Now shes going to wonder why your tutti's have gone from 25 minutes to 45 minutes . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 24 September 2015 Share Posted 24 September 2015 Mornings are usually quite busy for me so this is how i read Foxestalk before leaving for work.... Always imagined you ate toast for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days. First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham looking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days. First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham loooking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird. Very weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Very weird. Thanks for the reassurance, Steven - as if it's not bad enough dreaming about Moose.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Weird and worrying. Have you had premonitions before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days. First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham loooking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird. You're clearly reading Foxestalk for too long just before going to bed. If Moose is an accountant, I'm a VW computer engineer. Thanks for the reassurance, Steven - as if it's not bad enough dreaming about Moose.. Was he wearing leather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 You're clearly reading Foxestalk for too long just before going to bed. If Moose is an accountant, I'm a VW computer engineer. Was he wearing leather? Yeah, I guess that's it. Oddly, Moose was charm personified in my dream. Did I mention he admitted to being gay? No leather, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Sexual fantasies about Moose is not something to communicate over a football forum. At least most people will have had their breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Is this a dream or a sexual fantasy? Did you wake up with a stiffy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Sexual fantasies about Moose is not something to communicate over a football forum. At least most people will have had their breakfast. I assure you it was nothing of the sort, Rince; that would be termed a nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Is this a dream or a sexual fantasy? Did you wake up with a stiffy? A dream - see above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Worrying when me and Ken come to the same conclusion. I remember always arguing and calling the girl in the playground names I secretly had a crush on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Worrying when me and Ken come to the same conclusion. I remember always arguing and calling the girl in the playground names I secretly had a crush on. Did SHE wear leather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Worrying when me and Ken come to the same conclusion. I remember always arguing and calling the girl in the playground names I secretly had a crush on. I guess you have me there, Dr Freud. Is that why you gave up teaching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Bucey and Moosey, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Wakes up from a dream, Has an argument with Claridge, Maybe we could have FT's first gay marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 Bucey and Moosey, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Wakes up from a dream, Has an argument with Claridge, Maybe we could have FT's first gay marriage. That's really quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days. First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham looking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird. I hate to mention this but you did say something about petrol money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 September 2015 Share Posted 25 September 2015 I hate to mention this but you did say something about petrol money. Damn. The cheque's in the post.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 25 September 2015 Author Share Posted 25 September 2015 Now shes going to wonder why your tutti's have gone from 25 minutes to 45 minutes .3 hours at the mo, having a few mutts aswell, while I'm at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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