The Mrs telling me I spend too much time on Foxestalk Thread

[MooseBreath]

As if Moose has been gone anywhere. Blatantly frank to be.

Welcome back anyway you big weirdo.

You're always claiming I'm some troll or another. What was it last time, caravan von chandleritch or something?

Confucius say he who smelled, one who dealt

[Rincewind]

It's not the sex-robot thread either, Moose.

http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/102600-sex-robots-are-you-desperate-enough-to-have-one/

Its whatever moose says it is Don't you know that?

[foxfanazer]

My girlfriend started to have a go but I stopped her and told her to PM me

[Finnegan]

You're always claiming I'm some troll or another. What was it last time, caravan von chandleritch or something?

Confucius say he who smelled, one who dealt

I confess, I doth protest too much.

I am also MooseBreath.

[Jattdogg]

I'm resorting to lurking, or posting while I have a shit thsed days. Just to keep the Mrs from moaning so much

Now shes going to wonder why your tutti's have gone from 25 minutes to 45 minutes .

[foxoffderby]

Now shes going to wonder why your tutti's have gone from 25 minutes to 45 minutes .

[Guest]

Mornings are usually quite busy for me so this is how i read Foxestalk before leaving for work....

 

 

 

 

Always imagined you ate toast for breakfast.

[Buce]

I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days.

First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham looking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird.

[Steven]

I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days.

First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham loooking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird.

 

Very weird.   

[Buce]

Very weird.

Thanks for the reassurance, Steven - as if it's not bad enough dreaming about Moose..

[Rincewind]

Weird and worrying. Have you had premonitions before?

[Guest]

I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days.

First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham loooking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird.

 

You're clearly reading Foxestalk for too long just before going to bed.

 

If Moose is an accountant, I'm a VW computer engineer.

Thanks for the reassurance, Steven - as if it's not bad enough dreaming about Moose..

 

Was he wearing leather?

[Buce]

You're clearly reading Foxestalk for too long just before going to bed.

If Moose is an accountant, I'm a VW computer engineer.

Was he wearing leather?

Yeah, I guess that's it.

Oddly, Moose was charm personified in my dream. Did I mention he admitted to being gay? No leather, though.

[Rincewind]

Sexual fantasies about Moose is not something to communicate over a football forum. At least most people will have had their breakfast.

[Guest MattP]

Is this a dream or a sexual fantasy?

Did you wake up with a stiffy?

[Buce]

Sexual fantasies about Moose is not something to communicate over a football forum. At least most people will have had their breakfast.

I assure you it was nothing of the sort, Rince; that would be termed a nightmare.

[Buce]

Is this a dream or a sexual fantasy?

Did you wake up with a stiffy?

A dream - see above.

[Guest MattP]

Worrying when me and Ken come to the same conclusion.

I remember always arguing and calling the girl in the playground names I secretly had a crush on.

[Guest]

Worrying when me and Ken come to the same conclusion.

I remember always arguing and calling the girl in the playground names I secretly had a crush on.

 

Did SHE wear leather?

[Buce]

Worrying when me and Ken come to the same conclusion.

I remember always arguing and calling the girl in the playground names I secretly had a crush on.

I guess you have me there, Dr Freud.

Is that why you gave up teaching?

[Guest MattP]

Bucey and Moosey,

Sitting in a Tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G,

Wakes up from a dream,

Has an argument with Claridge,

Maybe we could have FT's first gay marriage.

[Buce]

Bucey and Moosey,

Sitting in a Tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G,

Wakes up from a dream,

Has an argument with Claridge,

Maybe we could have FT's first gay marriage.

That's really quite good.

[Webbo]

I don't know if this needs its own offshoot thread (something along the lines of You know you spend too much time on FT when..) but I have dreamed about FT members, neither of whom I've met, in the last few days.

First I went to Villa Park for a cup game with Webbo in his white transit (we didn't make it to the game, he just drove endlessly around Birmingham looking for a parking space), then last night I met Moose, who told me he'd spent the last few months travelling in the States, retracing Jack Keroac's journey in On the Road. Oh, he's also an accountant from Market Harborough, so that's cleared that up. Weird.

I hate to mention this but you did say something about petrol money.

[Buce]

I hate to mention this but you did say something about petrol money.

Damn.

The cheque's in the post..

[Dr The Singh]

Now shes going to wonder why your tutti's have gone from 25 minutes to 45 minutes .

3 hours at the mo, having a few mutts aswell, while I'm at it