Renart Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 Hi lads, not having the best of times at the King Power Stadium? If so, then why not watch the heavyweights of non-league, visiting some of the Vanarama National League’s most elite teams such as Gateshead, Eastleigh, Forest Green Rovers or even Lincoln! The atmosphere in these phenomenal stadiums is electric and you get the chance to witness a completely different class of football. We are not selling match tickets in general (or at all), we are a football travel company. We organise everything from travel (fuel not included) to hostels and match tickets (not included). We take you around England in a 1980s Ford Escort fitted with 4 wheels, a sunroof (manual), a loan of my gameboy, and front and rear windows for viewing stuff, not to mention free beer on the journey (I am not mentioning it because it doesn’t exist unless you pay extra)! You visit 3 different counties on the trip and watch 2 non-league matches! Just message me and I will provide you with my bank details so that you can pay me the initial £25 deposit that ensures that I send you our hastily put together 2017 brochure.
coolcol Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 I know you've got quite a few posts on the site but you are asking quite a lot for someone to pay £25 just for a brochure?
Renart Posted 26 January 2017 Author Posted 26 January 2017 7 minutes ago, coolcol said: I know you've got quite a few posts on the site but you are asking quite a lot for someone to pay £25 just for a brochure? errr... it is a really good brochure (and don't be fooled by the amount of posts I have on here - most of them are rubbish). I tell you what if you want I can sell you 100 brochures at £10 each and you can sell them on to your friends. In addition, if any of them then sign up for the football trip I will give you £5 per customer back. Sounds good? Drop me a message and I can give you my bank details.
Al-aLondon-Foxile Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 This has legs! So bored with the transfer shit right now that i'm pleased with this. I might even pay up!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 17 minutes ago, coolcol said: I know you've got quite a few posts on the site but you are asking quite a lot for someone to pay £25 just for a brochure?
Renart Posted 26 January 2017 Author Posted 26 January 2017 16 minutes ago, adejo92 said: I could think of better ways to spend £25. errr... it is a really good brochure I tell you what if you want I can sell you 100 brochures at £10 each and you can sell them on to your friends. In addition, if any of them then sign up for the football trip I will give you £5 per customer back. Sounds good? Drop me a message and I can give you my bank details.
Renart Posted 26 January 2017 Author Posted 26 January 2017 11 minutes ago, seanfox778 said: I'll give you £25 for the Escort. Drop me a message and I can give you my bank details (I will also throw in a brochure).
Guest seanfox778 Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 1 minute ago, Renart said: Drop me a message and I can give you my bank details (I will also throw in a brochure). Thanks mate but I've got enough brochures from the gangbang in a van man.
leicesterlad1989 Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 35 minutes ago, seanfox778 said: I'll give you £25 for the Escort. Male or female? Asking for a friend of mine
Renart Posted 26 January 2017 Author Posted 26 January 2017 Just so you know that I am legit, I have included a review and some photos given to me by another user of this forum: Saturday 17th September: Forest Green Rover v Bromley. Hi my name is @Col city fan, and although I have been wrong about a few things in the past (Cambiasso, Lee Cattermole etc), I am not wrong when I say that Renart organizes the best non-league football days ever. The brochure itself is worth the £25 that he asks you to pay for it - which is good because that is how much he asks you to pay for it. The transport is amazing and very 1980s: The football experience is authentic from start: to finish: I got so excited at one point that I had to be restrained: Afterwards, we had a really good sing-song, and I was given an inflatable dinosaur by a strange man who was very coy about where he had got it from: I cannot recommend the experience enough and it is worth every penny.
CKB Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 12 minutes ago, Renart said: Just so you know that I am legit, I have included a review and some photos given to me by another user of this forum: Saturday 17th September: Forest Green Rover v Bromley. Hi my name is @Col city fan, and although I have been wrong about a few things in the past (Cambiasso, Lee Cattermole etc), I am not wrong when I say that Renart organizes the best non-league football days ever. The brochure itself is worth the £25 that he asks you to pay for it - which is good because that is how much he asks you to pay for it. The transport is amazing and very 1980s: The football experience is authentic from start: to finish: I got so excited at one point that I had to be restrained: Afterwards, we had a really good sing-song, and I was given an inflatable dinosaur by a strange man who was very coy about where he had got it from: I cannot recommend the experience enough and it is worth every penny. Fvck it I'm willing to part with that extra 1p! I'm in
Chester Dontlie Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 I was sold the moment I read about lending your gameboy! After reading one doesn't really need to look any further for exciting travel opportunities... Surely your real name is Derek and you live with your half-brother Rodney?
SystonFox Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 The one thing to say is that it is not pyramid selling
Strokes Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 5 minutes ago, SystonFox said: The one thing to say is that it is not pyramid selling It is pyramid selling Jeremy
Renart Posted 26 January 2017 Author Posted 26 January 2017 2 minutes ago, SystonFox said: The one thing to say is that it is not pyramid selling It is definitely not pyramid selling. How dare you suggest such a thing! I am selling football brochures to people who might want to sell football brochures to people who might want to go to a bespoke non-league day of football. I am definitely not selling pyramids. However, there is a bridge in London that is not too far away from me that I might be willing to sell to you, but only if the price is right.
Renart Posted 26 January 2017 Author Posted 26 January 2017 Hey, where did my photos go of @Col city fan's big day out? Are you suggesting by taking them down that Col wasn't actually at the game and that he trawled the internet looking for images that might fit the narrative? Scandalous! Wait until I speak to him.
Oxfordlcfc Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 I take it food is not included in the trip no matter I will get some jaffa cakes from the pound shop
Mike Oxlong Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 7 hours ago, Renart said: Hi lads, not having the best of times at the King Power Stadium? If so, then why not watch the heavyweights of non-league, visiting some of the Vanarama National League’s most elite teams such as Gateshead, Eastleigh, Forest Green Rovers or even Lincoln! The atmosphere in these phenomenal stadiums is electric and you get the chance to witness a completely different class of football. We are not selling match tickets in general (or at all), we are a football travel company. We organise everything from travel (fuel not included) to hostels and match tickets (not included). We take you around England in a 1980s Ford Escort fitted with 4 wheels, a sunroof (manual), a loan of my gameboy, and front and rear windows for viewing stuff, not to mention free beer on the journey (I am not mentioning it because it doesn’t exist unless you pay extra)! You visit 3 different counties on the trip and watch 2 non-league matches! Just message me and I will provide you with my bank details so that you can pay me the initial £25 deposit that ensures that I send you our hastily put together 2017 brochure. Are you Nigerian. If so I might be interested.
coolcol Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 39 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said: Are you Nigerian. If so I might be interested. He is also a Nigerian prince who has been kidnapped and only wants £1 million ransom paid. Quick quick...pay the kidnappers the money !!!
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