Love Island

[gw_leics772]

57 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Wes is probably the most well spoken bloke in there after Alex...

I'm obviously too old because speaking normal is kind of a base level requirement for humans for me ?

 

Rosie went overboard but it definitely affected him. He didn't know what to do. Rabbit in the headlights and just froze his awkward smile.

 

He'll still be dipping the next twat who thinks she can change him. ****. Wish I had that power ?

[gw_leics772]

I just make myself feel better that the awkward ones when younger marry the best lookers cos we know to keep hold of a good one.

 

My mate the player had been through all the lookers and looked like he settled (Not the best mate now obviously ???)

[ScouseFox]

yeah imho the pics of zara are gorgeous 

[StanSP]

48 minutes ago, browniefox said:

Hello! Share with the group! 

 

Not a chance they're suitable for here

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 hour ago, Col city fan said:

Adam has been used to having his own way with girls for years.

He’s a bit of a psychopath I think. He literally cannot see how he is hurting others and doesn’t give a shite anyway.

 

Rosie is 100% in there for the fame though, she's the biggest blert in there. At least Adam is honest.

[ScouseFox]

adam’s smile and general demeanour are genuinely terrifying, though 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

6 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

adam’s smile and general demeanour are genuinely terrifying, though 

 

adam reminds me of a young you or me, looks wise

 

bit uglier him, though

[Ian Nacho]

That Scottish pensioner is irritating me. Acting like a child. 

[Guest the fox]

Keep seeing a video of the guy named "jack" on twitter doing impressions and he seems like a chill and funny guy so I'm gonna try this show out

 

Edit: finished episode 1 and I got to say I actually like the show (kinda.....sorta). Niall is hilarious, Eyla is cool and Jack seems like a great guy. 

 

I got second-hand anxiety watching Alex getting clobbered time and time again. The guy looks like he's living a groundhog day time and time again, and every time, the day ends up with him getting shot with a shotgun full of rusty nails right to the chest. he seems like a guy who feels completely dead inside so he gets the false sense of security of having immunity to it but somehow, a part of him that he didn't even know existed gets blasted to smithereens. 

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Now for the girls. Laura looks like she's a couple of Xanax pills away from starting hunting some Dalmatians. Cruella de Vil looking clown!

 

Hayley has the biggest contrast of looks to personality. Absolute beauty if she can keep her mouth shut. Samira and Kendall are just......Meh?

 

Adam is a cheat code! But I tell you what? I will feel 0, and I mean ZERO empathy for the girls he's bound to play.

 

An as for Dani?...   

 

 

 

 

[Turbogre]

Can see alot of similarities of myself in Adam in my younger days, so glad I'm not like that anymore.

[Samilktray]

39 minutes ago, Turbogre said:

Can see alot of similarities of myself in Adam in my younger days, so glad I'm not like that anymore.

Pretty sure Adam has never lived in a fantasy world where he saves rape victims and shags them 24 hours later you melon 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

12 hours ago, the fox said:

The day ends up with him getting shot with a shotgun full of rusty nails right to the chest. he seems like a guy who feels completely dead inside so he gets the false sense of security of having immunity to it but somehow, a part of him that he didn't even know existed gets blasted to smithereens

 

It's only bloody Love Island

 

[Samilktray]

Have these naughty Zara pictures been deleted from the internet? Just spent half an hour trawling through twitter & Reddit with zero success 

[Unabomber]

21 hours ago, StanSP said:

if they're the same ones I got as well (not from him) then yes I gotta agree.

Tasty.

Please share 

[StanSP]

6 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

Please share 

There's a lot. Few hundred quid for all of them?

[The Quick Brown Fox]

Is it just me that thinks Samira looks like a young Whoopi Goldberg?

[EastAnglianFox]

Ohhh Rosie, so so desperate

[ScouseFox]

great ep that 

[StanSP]

that was enjoyable. 

[gw_leics772]

Oh no. We all know the new blokes gonna come in and take Ellie.?.

 

I actually think she could go all in with Alex and not even look at anyone else like that.

 

Classic blow out for wes. It was your first test and you showed yourself up as a ****.

 

And it made Laura realise how special he is. Funny, when I act like a **** my wife tells me to stop acting like a ****. Wish it would make her realise how special I am (maybe it does ?)

 

Ps. Take your "It's only love island" elsewhere. This shits brilliant. People watching at its finest.

[Ian Nacho]

11 hours ago, Turbogre said:

Can see alot of similarities of myself in Adam in my younger days, so glad I'm not like that anymore.

I've always been an Alex, shite with girls.

[StanSP]

23 minutes ago, gw_leics772 said:

Oh no. We all know the new blokes gonna come in and take Ellie.?.

 

I actually think she could go all in with Alex and not even look at anyone else like that.

 

Classic blow out for wes. It was your first test and you showed yourself up as a ****.

 

And it made Laura realise how special he is. Funny, when I act like a **** my wife tells me to stop acting like a ****. Wish it would make her realise how special I am (maybe it does ?)

 

Ps. Take your "It's only love island" elsewhere. This shits brilliant. People watching at its finest.

 

Sorry what did Wes do wrong

 

[gw_leics772]

Just now, StanSP said:

Sorry what did Wes do wrong

 

Had his head turned. Backed off Laura. Was completely open to being chosen by Ellie and would give 100%.

 

She blew him off today and all of a sudden he has realised how great Laura is.

 

He did an Adam. Engineered  a fall out. Making any decision with Ellie "easier"

 

Then when the decision was taken out of his hands, realised how special Laura is.

 

Seriously you don't see this?

[ScouseFox]

absolute baller play by wes. try and blag a new, fitter model, get rejected but still have your actual partner waiting and none the wiser. cheers thanks welcome to the good life. 

[Guest seanfox778]

Don’t get me wrong, I love the show and all the drama but I swear it’s inspiring girls to fall in love after a few days and they get weird. I bet Wes’s alarm bells were ringing and he’ll definitely fancy a crack at a new girl.