Love Island

[ScouseFox]

i thought adam and zara were the obvious ones to go, too. came, saw, conquered kinda thing. but obviously it became a bit of an issue when they split the vote up and didn’t send them home as a couple. 

 

didnt want eyal to go at all man, he was starting to don the joint. him getting annoyed describing the wes and megan situation and ending it with “they’re just... er... not very nice”. 

 

very surprised laura didn’t go nuts on samira after she comforted her and then she found out that samira had urged both wes and megan to go for it. maybe she will when she realises how dirty a move that was. 

[Izzy]

Just flicked over to watch this for the first time and there was some chap on there called Jack who clearly plucks his eyebrows. 

Thats my lot. I’m out

[Guest Col city fan]

If Jack does the dirty on Dani, he’s got this fooker to avoid:

 

 

[Dr The Singh]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Just flicked over to watch this for the first time and there was some chap on there called Jack who clearly plucks his eyebrows. 

Thats my lot. I’m out

What's the problem, my pubes are in better shape then his eye brows

[Izzy]

6 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

What's the problem, my pubes are in better shape then his eye brows

Pictures or I call BS

[Webbo]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Pictures or I call BS

Trust me you don't want to see that. Imagine a penis with a Hitler moustache.

[Max Wall]

3 minutes ago, Webbo said:

Trust me you don't want to see that. Imagine a penis with a Hitler moustache.

That's just Hitler isn't it?

[Webbo]

1 minute ago, Max Wall said:

That's just Hitler isn't it?

Singhy is into totalitarian penis styling. His Joseph Stalin was considered for the Turner prize.

[Mike Oxlong]

I’m told he’s going for the Verne Troyer look on the next restyle. 

[TheUltimateWinner]

So glad Wes has been ****ed over ngl

 

 

[Ian Nacho]

That Megan is absolutely vile. Who else has seen the pictures from when she was a cam girl?

[StanSP]

1 minute ago, Ian Nacho said:

That Megan is absolutely vile. Who else has seen the pictures from when she was a cam girl?

dunno but seen a picture of her before her ££££s worth of surgery  

 

She's the biggest ho going.

[Heathrow fox]

Proper loves herself that 1 can’t stand her.Georgia and Dani the best in there for me.They actually seem like nice people.

 

The thing is with shows like this is that unless you are going to win then it’s best to go before the final.If you make the final and don’t win you get overlooked by the winners.Where as if you get kicked out towards the end of the show then you usually get a whole week when all the attention is on you,with a perfect chance to sell yourself on the likes of GMT and this morning.

[EastAnglianFox]

Absolute sociopath that Megan, makes for cracking telly though.

 

This could be hysterical if Wes ends up with fvck all after all this.

Edited 30 June 2018 by EastAnglianFox

[gw_leics772]

53 minutes ago, EastAnglianFox said:

 

This could be hysterical if Wes ends up with fvck all after all this.

 

I'm banking on that (and loving it)

[Dr The Singh]

On 28/06/2018 at 23:49, Webbo said:

Trust me you don't want to see that. Imagine a penis with a Hitler moustache.

My pubes have changed since I last bummed you.  Ive tatooed the swastika where my pubes are and now the pubes grow around it

[StanSP]

fvcking hell the producers have ruined Dani here  

[TheUltimateWinner]

Proper dirty from the producers there, making Jack look bad when he's the only loyal bloke in there

 

Whilst not showing what Josh has been doing behind Georgias back... not happy

[StanSP]

7 minutes ago, TheUltimateWinner said:

Proper dirty from the producers there, making Jack look bad when he's the only loyal bloke in there

 

Whilst not showing what Josh has been doing behind Georgias back... not happy

all part of the entertainment

[EastAnglianFox]

Something big to happen in the re coupling tomorrow...Dani to walk or not pick Jack? 

[Turbogre]

Megan sacks Wes off, and he comes back single

 

Scenes 

[Ian Nacho]

Bullsh*t move by the producers. More than likely it'll all be okay but they make out that it won't.

[Guest Kopfkino]

Plain daft from anyone that doesn't couple with someone else tbh, Jack and Dani aside. Just gaurantee you're gonna stay and then work it out when you're back rather than take a chance. Game theory.

[Guest Col city fan]

I just hope Jack gets the chance to talk to Dani!

He bloody loves the gal!

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Jack and Dani runaway winners, may as well give them the cash now. Hopefully the rest just cause as much drama as possible until the end. Megan is vile. Wes fvcked it. Josh will go with the new bird. Alex will get ahead of himself with the farmer girl and scare her off.