Love Island

[Dr The Singh]

6 hours ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

Michael got to be the luckiest **** going having a pick of these two, he'll be mental to ditch Amber even though the newer one is fitter, he's guaranteed 50k if he sticks. Curtis is probably the only one who can gain quite a lot if he switches, Amy is pretty much hated by the public because she's a right cow but a lot of birds seem to love Curtis.

Michael is going to blow it, prat.

[ScouseFox]

curtis has completely done himself in by being oblivious and i love it. 

 

as if either her jourdan or joanna, two of the pengest girls to ever grace the villa, were gonna have any interest in him. fully understand wanting to jump ship because he knows he can’t win with amy after last week’s vote, and also because amy is annoying as fu ck, but aim a bit lower bro. 

[StanSP]

Anna

Getting it on with Ovie whilst trying to kid us and kid herself that she's still thinking about Jordan all the time. What a joke of a woman she is. Especially with all the shite she gave Danny. 

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Cranking up nicely this, can see some excellent scenes the next couple of days 

[TJB-fox]

12 hours ago, Dr The Singh said:

Michael is going to blow it, prat.

How is he a prat? He seems fed up of Amber being immature, bitchy and rude. 

[ScouseFox]

as long as someone keeps jourdan in then i’m ok 

[Dr The Singh]

31 minutes ago, TJB-fox said:

How is he a prat? He seems fed up of Amber being immature, bitchy and rude. 

He should of told her (Amber), instead of lovving her up with false expectations.

[Samilktray]

Michael is really gonna give up the best looking bird in there and a genuine shot at winning the whole thing here. Somebody needs to give his head a wobble 

[TJB-fox]

2 hours ago, Dr The Singh said:

He should of told her (Amber), instead of lovving her up with false expectations.

He has tried to talk to her, but she just shoots him down every time with her childish attitude. Also seems to have a better instant connection with Joanna.

[ScouseFox]

can’t believe anyone has seen anything that even hints that michael ever liked amber in the first place 

[Dr The Singh]

2 hours ago, ScouseFox said:

can’t believe anyone has seen anything that even hints that michael ever liked amber in the first place 

Yeah, I often snog and hugg people I'm not interested in....ask Buce.

[ScouseFox]

34 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

Yeah, I often snog and hugg people I'm not interested in....ask Buce.

probably would if i thought it’d make me an odds on shot to win 50 grand 

[Dr The Singh]

6 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

probably would if i thought it’d make me an odds on shot to win 50 grand 

Even the men?

[StanSP]

11 hours ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

Cranking up nicely this, can see some excellent scenes the next couple of days 

Extra long episode tonight apparently as it gets quite 'explosive'. 

 

Can imagine there's fireworks involving Anna/Jordan (and Danny because he got shit from Anna after choosing Arabella), Michael/Amber/Joanna, Curtis/Amy/Jourdan. 

[Dr The Singh]

Are Lucie's tits getting bigger or is it me?

[Dr The Singh]

Tomorrow's episode rinds me of shit that goes down in my house

[EastAnglianFox]

24 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

Are Lucie's tits getting bigger or is it me?

 

Definitely your tits getting bigger

[Guest Kopfkino]

I hate Anna with every fibre of my being, the mere sight of her has made me angry for 3 weeks now.

[StanSP]

7 hours ago, Kopfkino said:

I hate Anna with every fibre of my being, the mere sight of her has made me angry for 3 weeks now.

How can she even have that kind of reaction seeing Michael couple up with a new bird considering she came back with someone new and left Jordan hanging

 

[Samilktray]

3 hours ago, StanSP said:

How can she even have that kind of reaction seeing Michael couple up with a new bird considering she came back with someone new and left Jordan hanging

 

Anna and Jordan hadn’t really put any label on whatever they had so it’s not really the same as Michael who’d been with Amber pretty much since the start. Jordan tried it on with Jourdan/Joanna (I cant remember which) so he wasn’t really committed to Anna, he was just unsuccessful with another bird. 

[Guest Kopfkino]

I was embarrassed for her walking in, staring at the floor and mumbling some bollocks at the ground. Feeble person. Both her and Amber can get in the bin. 

[StanSP]

40 minutes ago, Samilktray said:

Anna and Jordan hadn’t really put any label on whatever they had so it’s not really the same as Michael who’d been with Amber pretty much since the start. Jordan tried it on with Jourdan/Joanna (I cant remember which) so he wasn’t really committed to Anna, he was just unsuccessful with another bird. 

I think to be honest my gripe with Anna is more about her saying pretty much the same stuff to Ovie that Danny did about Arabella and she hounded Danny for it. Very rude about it towards him actually. 

 

[EastAnglianFox]

Tommy's face though when Lucie walked back in with a fella 

 

Man is absolutely desperate to get with her but got his eyes firmly on the 50k 

[StanSP]

 

 

[Samilktray]

Weak men are intimidated by Amber and Michael is a weak man tbh