Love Island

[Mr Mister]

These girls are as thick as planks.

[SystonFox]

“I also want to be the person who makes everyone coffee so they’re ready for the day” 

 

has to be the line of the series. Don’t wanna cuddle up but does want to make coffee. Brutal Curtis, brutal.

[TheMightyFox]

Chilwell will Be Watching Micheal Bend His Ex-missus over live from Evian. must be tough for the kid. 

[TheMightyFox]

Ovie is such a freak. Reminds me of someone I’ve seen on the undateables. 

[ScouseFox]

ovie is king 

[Samilktray]

Not sure how much longer I can go on looking at that hole in Mauras lip

[ScouseFox]

On 05/07/2019 at 18:38, ScouseFox said:

maura is superb. could be contender for any villa all star line up. if she has a go on curtis then she is prob the GOAT islander.

honestly not sure why i’m gonna do when maura isn’t just balling every night on the tele. what a gal. 

[ScouseFox]

amy’s gone, supposedly 

[StanSP]

6 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

amy’s gone, supposedly 

Not surprised. 

 

Wouldn't even be surprised if she's been told to go because of her mental welfare by producers or something. Or she's just mega pissed that Maura's gone straight on to Curtis right in front of her  

[ScouseFox]

can’t decide if that’s curtis’s green light to have a proper go or if he feels so guilty he can’t hack it 

[Guest Kopfkino]

Good. 

[deejdeej]

Ovie and Maura would 100% win if they got together 

[EastAnglianFox]

Lucie gone then? 

 

One of if not the fittest girl to grace the island but absolutely no chat whatsoever...didnt help that she coupled with an absolute drip.

[Dr The Singh]

I'm nearly as upset as when Bambi's mother died,which was about as upsetting as drinking cold beer on a summers day

[Dr The Singh]

13 minutes ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Lucie gone then? 

 

One of if not the fittest girl to grace the island but absolutely no chat whatsoever...didnt help that she coupled with an absolute drip.

I fancy her

[EastAnglianFox]

11 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

I fancy her

 

Yeah I feel ya Doc, been a tough night for the Lucie love in.

[EastAnglianFox]

Genuinely not bitter because Lucie has gone but this year has been shite

[StanSP]

Anyone know the new guy Chris? Uncanny resemblance to Nick Grimshaw. 

 

All seems a bit run of the mill now. Needs some more drama and some more out-there characters to ruffle some feathers. 

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Bored of this now and can't see it picking up before the end. Giving it a miss unless I hear of it getting much more feisty. 

[The Horse's Mouth]

17 hours ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Genuinely not bitter because Lucie has gone but this year has been shite

Literally needed to keep her in for another day

[ScouseFox]

tonight’s got potential, recoupling could pop right off depending on who picks first and how much of a pussy they all are 

[gw_leics772]

Im calling michael and jo split over the next week. Mihsel back to amber by the end.

[StanSP]

Maura and Curtis is such a weird couple. There couldn't be 2 more contrastic personalities in the place.

 

Hope Ovie stays in. He seems a sound lad. So chill.

[Dr The Singh]

39 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Maura and Curtis is such a weird couple. There couldn't be 2 more contrastic personalities in the place.

 

Hope Ovie stays in. He seems a sound lad. So chill.

Like Ovie and Inline that guy that never gets air time

[Dr The Singh]

I don't think I would date any of them in there, including the guys.

 

I would shag all the girls though, even the latest one, who would struggle in terms.with some of the crack whores I know