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Suzie the Fox

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A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?

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Just now, Suzie the Fox said:

A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?

 

They didn't tell him where the crime scene was?

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1 minute ago, Suzie the Fox said:

A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?

How would he know where the body was hidden if he hadn't put it there? It must have been him. Bastard :nono:

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1 minute ago, Suzie the Fox said:

You can hold it without using your hands or your arms. What is it?

 

Your breath?

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1 minute ago, Suzie the Fox said:

Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?

Grandfather, Father and Son :)

 

Buce

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1 minute ago, Suzie the Fox said:

Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?

 

 Three generations Grandfather/Son/Grandson

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1 minute ago, cambridgefox said:

I shave everyday,but my beard gets longer.Why?

 

Coz you shave your pubes yer filthy animal.

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