Riddles

[Buce]

 

I'll start with an easy one:

 

I have keys but no locks.

I have space but no room.

 

What am I?

[Swarles Barkley]

Keyboard

[Guest Sharpe's Fox]

I have a job so dirty I wear myself out. What am I?

[filbertstreet]

keyboards have caps lock though

[Captain...]

Space piano

[HankMarvin]

there are skids in my pants

but no wheels to be seen

 

what am i?

[Trav Le Bleu]

I come from Nigeria,

though I don't possess my own image.

I have a job,

but I don't know where.

I could be very influential, 

but I need some service.

 

Who am I?

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
But he'll never, never fight over you

[emoji767]Nik Kershaw

[Buce]

17 minutes ago, HankMarvin said:

there are skids in my pants

but no wheels to be seen

 

what am i?

 

Incontinent?

[Buce]

46 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

I have a job so dirty I wear myself out. What am I?

 

Overalls?

[Guest Sharpe's Fox]

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Overalls?

Nope way off there

[Izzy]

O.K. here's a serious one...

 

A young boy and his father are involved in a tragic car accident. The father sadly dies at the scene, but the boy needs emergency surgery to survive and is sped to hospital.

 

As the boy is lying in theatre the surgeon walks in, takes one look at the boy, and says "Sorry, I can't operate on this boy, he's my son"

 

How so?

[Buce]

Just now, Izzy Muzzett said:

O.K. here's a serious one...

 

A young boy and his father are involved in a tragic car accident. The father sadly dies at the scene, but the boy needs emergency surgery to survive and is sped to hospital.

 

As the boy is lying in theatre the surgeon walks in, takes one look at the boy, and says "Sorry, I can't operate on this boy, he's my son"

 

How so?

 

She is his mother.

[Izzy]

Just now, Buce said:

 

She is his mother.

Kin el, at least give the others a chance to get it wrong! 

 

The amount of people I've asked this to who never reach that answer always amazes me. A good example of 'unconscious bias' I think...

[Buce]

 

How much dirt is there in a hole that’s four feet by five feet by six feet?
 

[Buce]

 

What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?
 

[Buce]

 

The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
 

[Jimothy]

2 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
 

Towel

[Jimothy]

5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

How much dirt is there in a hole that’s four feet by five feet by six feet?
 

None. It's a hole.

[Webbo]

5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

How much dirt is there in a hole that’s four feet by five feet by six feet?
 

None.

 

4 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?
 

Smoke

 

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
 

A towel

[Buce]

 

If you are in a race and you pass the runner in second place, what place are you in?

[Webbo]

Just now, Buce said:

 

If you are in a race and you pass the runner in second place, what place are you in?

Second

[Jimothy]

6 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?
 

An umbrella?

[Buce]

Just now, Webbo said:

None.

 

Smoke

 

A towel

 

Yes

 

No

 

Yes

[Buce]

 

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.

 

What am I?