Riddles

[Mike Oxlong]

1 minute ago, Wakeyfox said:

Your tongue

How do you know what Suzie’s tongue tastes like 

[cambridgefox]

I am Hard when you put me in your mouth,but soft,sticky and wet when you take me out.

What am I?

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, cambridgefox said:

I am Hard when you put me in your mouth,but soft,sticky and wet when you take me out.

What am I?

Chewing gum?

[The Quick Brown Fox]

1 minute ago, cambridgefox said:

I am Hard when you put me in your mouth,but soft,sticky and wet when you take me out.

What am I?

Chewing gum

 

[The Quick Brown Fox]

What goes up a chimney down but won't go down a chimney up?

[Izzy]

4 minutes ago, browniefox said:

What goes up a chimney down but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella 

[Buce]

On 01/08/2017 at 19:25, Buce said:

 

What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?
 

 

On 01/08/2017 at 19:31, Facecloth said:

An umbrella?

 

9 minutes ago, browniefox said:

What goes up a chimney down but won't go down a chimney up?

 

4 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

An umbrella 

 

[Mike Oxlong]

17 minutes ago, cambridgefox said:

I am Hard when you put me in your mouth,but soft,sticky and wet when you take me out.

What am I?

Edit before I’m quoted 

Edited 29 July 2018 by Mike Oxlong

[Mike Oxlong]

Umbrella Ella, Ella Ella 

[Izzy]

4 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

 

 

I knew I'd seen the answer before somewhere 

[StanSP]

what goes up a chimney down but won't go down a chimney up?

[bovril]

Just now, StanSP said:

what goes up a chimney down but won't go down a chimney up?

your tongue?

[StanSP]

Just now, bovril said:

your tongue?

@Suzie the Fox ?

[The Quick Brown Fox]

7 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

 

 

Sorry didn't see that! 

[RobHawk]

Theres a dead body on the floor, broken glass, a pool of water and a broken window.

 

what was the cause of death?

Edited 29 July 2018 by RobHawk

[VLC86]

3 minutes ago, StanSP said:

what goes up a chimney down but won't go down a chimney up?

Santa the fat slag.

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, RobHawk said:

Theres a dead body on the floor, a pool of water and a broken window.

 

what was the cause of death?

An umbrella

[RobHawk]

1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

An umbrella

Can't believe you didn't put that in spoilers!  But no it's not an umbrella

[Suzie the Fox]

9 minutes ago, StanSP said:

@Suzie the Fox ?

!

[Suzie the Fox]

8 minutes ago, RobHawk said:

Theres a dead body on the floor, broken glass, a pool of water and a broken window.

 

what was the cause of death?

 

I know this one, sort of.. i forgot but im sure it involves goldfish

[Suzie the Fox]

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

 

 

[Buce]

11 minutes ago, RobHawk said:

Theres a dead body on the floor, broken glass, a pool of water and a broken window.

 

what was the cause of death?

 

 

Drowning.

 

As Suzie almost remembered, it was a fish.

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Suzie the Fox said:

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

 

 

 

The letter 'M'

[cambridgefox]

3 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said:

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

 

 

M

[cambridgefox]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

The letter 'M'

Beat me to it Buce ?

That means you are very clever!