Riddles

[Webbo]

2 hours ago, Buce said:

 

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.

 

What am I?

The letter e

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I don't know how to do spoilers.

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[Izzy]

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.

 

What am I?

The letter 'e'

 

Fvckin Webbo always beats me 

Edited 1 August 2017 by Izzy Muzzett

[SouthStandUpperTier]

 
If you are in a race and you pass the runner in second place, what place are you in?

The place just above Spurs.

[Buce]

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I know a word. Six letters it contains. Take away one. And twelve is what remains.

 

What is it?

Edited 1 August 2017 by Buce

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

 

Fvckin Webbo always beats me 

Kinky.

[Buce]

1 hour ago, Webbo said:

The letter e

 

I don't know how to do spoilers.

 

I keep trying to explain but it keeps putting it in spoilers.

 

Place spoiler inside [ ] add text.  Place spoiler inside[/ ]

Edited 1 August 2017 by Buce

[Buce]

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What can you be arrested for for attempting but not for committing?

Edited 1 August 2017 by Buce

[Jimothy]

9 minutes ago, Buce said:

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What can you be arrested for for attempting but not for committing?

Suicide

 

[Vossen]

36 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

 

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Suicide

 

Development

[Webbo]

50 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I keep trying to explain but it keeps putting it in spoilers.

 

Place spoiler inside [ ] add text.  Place spoiler inside[/ ]

 I've got it now.

[ithuriel]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

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I know a word. Six letters it contains. Take away one. And twelve is what remains.

 

What is it?

Dozens

[VLC86]

4 hours ago, Buce said:

 

I'll start with an easy one:

 

I have keys but no locks.

I have space but no room.

 

What am I?

Nicholas Lindhurst.

[Bayfox]

3 hours ago, Buce said:

 

If you are in a race and you pass the runner in second place, what place are you in?

The runner with the biggest anus.

[Guest]

What am I ?

[ScouseFox]

i am a mountain, i am a tall tree, i am a swift wind sweeping the country

 

what am i? 

[AKCJ]

4 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

i am a mountain, i am a tall tree, i am a swift wind sweeping the country

 

what am i? 

 

 

You're the world's greatest.

Edited 2 August 2017 by AKCJ

[AKCJ]

As a stone inside a tree, I'll help your words outlive thee. But if you push me as I stand, the more I move the less I am.

[Buce]

14 hours ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

I have a job so dirty I wear myself out. What am I?

 

A porn star?

[AKCJ]

4 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

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A porn star?

 

I thought it was a

mop

[kingcarr21]

It takes 80 minutes to walk from A-B, 80 minutes to walk from B-C and 1 hour 20 minutes from C-A.

 

Why does it take 1 hour 20 minutes to walk from C-A if the distances between each point are the same and you are travelling at the same speed?

 

(an easy one to get started, its taken people ages to work this out , I will give it 4 minutes in this thread)

[cambridgefox]

12 hours ago, Buce said:

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I know a word. Six letters it contains. Take away one. And twelve is what remains.

 

What is it?

Dozens

[Renart]

5 minutes ago, kingcarr21 said:

It takes 80 minutes to walk from A-B, 80 minutes to walk from B-C and 1 hour 20 minutes from C-A.

 

Why does it take 1 hour 20 minutes to walk from C-A if the distances between each point are the same and you are travelling at the same speed?

 

(an easy one to get started, its taken people ages to work this out , I will give it 4 minutes in this thread)

80 minutes and 1hr 20 is the same time

[cambridgefox]

Just seen the reveal thingy.

fvck knows how you use that!

[cambridgefox]

15 hours ago, Buce said:

 

I'll start with an easy one:

 

I have keys but no locks.

I have space but no room.

 

What am I?

A bald Stephen Hawkins?

[Sharpe's Fox]

22 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

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A porn star?

 

 

17 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

I thought it was a

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mop

 

Sorry lads still way off. Think of something that cleans but wears out while using it.