You know you’re old when.....

[RonnieTodger]

The time you need a dump gets earlier and earlier

[Vlad the Fox]

When you need to sit down to put your shoes on.

when you choose clothes for the practicality and comfort rather than style. 

 

Neither of of which I do 

[Buce]

3 minutes ago, Vlad the Fox said:

 

when you choose clothes for the practicality and comfort rather than style. 

 

Neither of of which I do 

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That's when you have the self-confidence to not be a sheep, not when you're old.

[Vlad the Fox]

Just now, Buce said:

 

That's when you have the self-confidence to not be a sheep, not when you're old.

I’ll also add when you buy your cloths from the back of Sunday supliments. 

[Buce]

Just now, Vlad the Fox said:

I’ll also add when you buy your cloths from the back of Sunday supliments. 

 

That's true on two counts - who but the old buy a newspaper these days...

[Vlad the Fox]

6 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

That's true on two counts - who but the old buy a newspaper these days...

 yes. Very true. I only ever see old boys walking their dogs to the paper shop and back with said paper tucked under their arms. Thankfully they all look a lot older than me, #imstillyoung  

 

I’ll add that many years ago these same men (then younger) used to take their dogs on extra long walks the evenings the local pub had a stripper on.  

[Wymsey]

The thought of having 'afternoon tea' somewhere nice seems appealing to do.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

On 25/04/2019 at 08:16, Brizzle Fox said:

When you realise it's 25 years since Blur released Park Life.. 

Honestly I watch a film from the late 90s or early 2000’s and still think it a recent film

 

 

[FLAN]

30 years since The Stone Roses album was released 

[Buce]

 

When your kid's playing music and you ask, "What's that rubbish you're listening to?"

 

Oh, God, I'm turning into my Dad.

[ozleicester]

Going for an evening walk

[Izzy]

...it’s time for a nice cuppa tea

[tom27111]

2 hours ago, ozleicester said:

Going for an evening walk

You're not that old, otherwise youd be calling it an 'evening constitutional'.

 

That's when you know you're old.

[fuchsntf]

On 25/04/2019 at 10:18, Vlad the Fox said:

 yes. Very true. I only ever see old boys walking their dogs to the paper shop and back with said paper tucked under their arms. Thankfully they all look a lot older than me, #imstillyoung  

 

I’ll add that many years ago these same men (then younger) used to take their dogs on extra long walks the evenings the local pub had a stripper on.  

When they were younger,it was the stripper they took for walks,collar leash n all...