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[davieG]

[foxy boxing]

50 minutes ago, davieG said:

Lets have a staring competition, If you break eye contact first, James. You won't get on the pitch.

[Jimothy]

54 minutes ago, davieG said:

Look I know you're the better player, but Mason has those pictures of me coming out the brothel.

[Alf Bentley]

59 minutes ago, davieG said:

 

"Don't look now, gaffer, but Mason just mounted a camel. So now will you give me 10 minutes on Saturday?"

[KingsX]

“ How’s the love life boss?  Any of that coaching I gave your missus helping out?”

[Arriba Los Zorros]

1 hour ago, davieG said:

Keep training hard lad! You're almost ready to progress to the size 5 balls and if you play well with that we'll consider letting you train with the others on the full size pitch!

[brookfox]

"Look son, you know it'll look weird if I play you"

"I know Dad, but it's nearly Christmas and I've been reaalllllyyyyy good all year"

[AyewJoking]

5 hours ago, davieG said:

James, if i sit like this can you see my cock?

[fazzyfox]

8 hours ago, davieG said:

Madders:- “Gaffer, if I ditch my dribbling past opponents, my goal scoring, my creating chances, my comfort on the ball, my skill, enthusiasm and drive and instead like Mason just jog around pointing, making simple harmless 5 yard passes and go missing during games when the going gets tough, would you pick me then?

Southgate:-“Mmmmmmm……er……mmmm…yep, definitely!”

[ozleicester]

8 hours ago, davieG said:

"No... its, Maddison... M.....A....
Ah you know what, dont bother"

Edited 8 December 2022 by ozleicester

[trabuch]

"It's hard for me to accept, as the most gifted English footballer of my generation, that a milky white soft shit like you is going to stop me from scoring the winning goal in the World Cup final."

Edited 8 December 2022 by trabuch

[Stadt]

"Stop doing roulettes"

[Suzie the Fox]

On 07/12/2022 at 15:29, davieG said:

Southgate; Knock knock

Maddison; Who's there

Southgate; Mason Mount

Maddison; FFS