Ric Flair Live & Direct on BSLB Podcast

[Brizzle Fox]

4 hours ago, SemperEadem said:

Are Leicesterfantv still blaming UFS for everything bar the Iran war?

No they're now also blaming UFS for the Iran war.

 

Fair.

[Aus Fox]

5 hours ago, SemperEadem said:

Are Leicesterfantv still blaming UFS for everything bar the Iran war?

Live images from the Strait of HorMuzzy

 

 

[Muzzy_no7]

Any danger lads 😂

[The Year Of The Fox]

34 minutes ago, Muzzy_no7 said:

Any danger lads 😂

Must be a good un coming up 

[Ric Flair]

2 hours ago, Muzzy_no7 said:

Any danger lads 😂

Won't be until Saturday afternoon, recording after the Pompey game.

[1972 Fox]

5 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

Won't be until Saturday afternoon, recording after the Pompey game.

Oh dear, could get messy when relegation is all but confirmed.

[tinpot_fox]

48 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

Won't be until Saturday afternoon, recording after the Pompey game.

Which pub will you be live from?

Edited 15 April by tinpot_fox
Spelling bee

[tinpot_fox]

12 hours ago, SemperEadem said:

Are Leicesterfantv still blaming UFS for everything bar the Iran war?

Nothing makes the players reach into their very soul and play with that bit more effort to nick an undeserved result, than someone flying in from another country to watch and then leaving before the end of the match…

[Soar Fox]

53 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

Won't be until Saturday afternoon, recording after the Pompey game.

You could do a live watch along pod

[Libertine]

 

LEAGUE ONE CALLING - THE TRASH

 

League One calling to the wantaway clowns
Our form is impaired, and Leicester come down
League One calling to the blunderworld
Prepare for the Hudders, you boys and girls
League One calling, now don't look to us
Phoney KP-mania has bitten the dust
League One calling, see we ain't got no wins
Except for that one over the Bristol gimps

 

The Ice Kings aren't coming, and Jon's perusing
Meltdown expected, defeats are wearing thin
Ayew stops running, and we drop a tier
'Cause Leicester is drowning, and I heave by the river

 

League One calling to the relegation zone
Forget it brother, you can't go it alone
League One calling, and Bromley's ahead
Quit holding out, and die another death
League One calling, and I don't wanna shout
But while we were honking, I saw you sneaking out
League One calling, see we ain't got no highs
Except for that loan with the functioning eyes

 

The Ice Kings aren't coming, and Jon's perusing
Ayew stops running, the wins are growing thin
A schoolboy error, and we drop a tier
'Cause Leicester is drowning, and I, I heave by the river

 

Now get this...

League One calling, yes, I was there too
And you know what we said? Well, all of it was true!
League One calling and Khun Top's in denial
And after all this, won't you give him a smile?
League One calling...

 

I never felt so much dislike dislike dislike dislike...

[Libertine]

 

LAZY - BALLSED BARCLAYS

 

I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my prime
There was something so pleasant about that place
Going through the motions 'til I'm let go, 'cause I got no pace

Hmm
And when you're out there without care
Yeah, the balls out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't run enough
You just booed too much, hm

 

Does that make me lazy?
Does that make me lazy?
Does that make me lazy?
Possibly

 

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But sing nice, that's my only advice, mm

Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you
Who do you think you are?
Ha-ha-ha, bless your soul
You really want your sausage rolls?

 

I think you're lazy
I think you're lazy
I think you're lazy
Just like me

 

Your heroes had the heart to give their lives out on the pitch
And all I remember is thinking "I want to be stinking rich"
Ever since I could dribble
Ever since I've done little but sit on my buns
And it's no coincidence I'm subbed
And I'll have Thai when I'm done

 

But maybe I'm lazy
Maybe you're lazy
Maybe we're lazy
Probably

 

[orangecity23]

I can't keep appealing anymore - by CEO Spendflaggin'

 

I can't seem to go spending any longer
And I'm afraid to see the state of the cashflow
The legal case against us has grown stronger
I only wish Nick di Marco could make it go

 

Jon Rudkin tells me that this won't go on forever
We'll surely get promoted next year
It's someone else's fault, we should stick together
Just sort out his promotion 
And this raincloud starts to clear

 

As I sit at my desk and wonder 
It doesn't seem quite right
We spent nothing in the window
But the finance is still tight
And bankruptcy is closer than I ever thought it might

 

[Chorus]

And I can't keep appealing anymore
Because the league says they'll deduct some more
It's time to find a crypto firm offshore
And bring the cash in early from some lender

'Cause I can't keep appealing any more
Because the league says they'll deduct some more
And if I had a better credit score

They'd be no ballifs crashing through the doors
Sorry, I can't keep appealing anymore

 

My life has been such a whirlwind so I can't call you
I've been trotting 'round in circles on my horse
And it always seems that I'm avoiding' you, well
It's cause Bromley's the kind of place
I'd never go of course 

 

And even as we flounder
It doesn't seem quite right
The squad quality's so low
But the wage bill's out of sight
And non league is closer than I ever thought it might

 

[Chorus]
And I can't keep appealing anymore
Because the league says they'll deduct some more
It's time to find a crypto firm offshore
And bring the cash in early from some lender
'Cause I can't keep attending any more
Because the Polo tourney starts at 4
So just go into the fanstore
Spend your money till you're poor
Sorry, I can't keep pretending anymore

Edited 17 April by orangecity23

[Rubbersoul]

Will the pod be doing an end of season awards show? 

[Ric Flair]

31 minutes ago, Rubbersoul said:

Will the pod be doing an end of season awards show? 

We are in talks for a 24 hour podcast / live radio show so we will need many topics to cover. A 6 hour awards of all the heinous gaffes this club has made is agenda item 1.

[Oncle Bob]

On 14/04/2026 at 19:37, Oncle Bob said:

It’s class that Jake has put Anonymous F.O.X.’s finest work on separate podcasts to make for easy access.
 

I am visualising cruising down the picturesque part of the A34 freeway, sunglasses on, arm out of the window, Free Chang For You blasting out, singing along (“but we’re starting Aa-yew” 😀).
 

There’s got to be something to look forward to this weekend.
 

 

 

I made a point of doing this earlier (apart from the arm out of the window).

 

Thanks to Anonymous F.O.X. and Orangecity23 for brightening up a crap season.

[marketharboroughfox]

ABBA - Ricardo

 

Can you hear the boos, Ricardo?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
Trying to play offside, Ricardo
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of League One were coming from afar

 

They were closer now, Ricardo
Every hour, every minute, seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid, Ricardo
We had Thomas, Vestergaard and Nelson and none of them prepared to try
And I'm not ashamed to say
The sight of your so-called defending almost made me cry

 

There was something in the air that night
The game was shite, Ricardo
It made me wish that I could be,
At Filbert Street, Ricardo

 

Though we always thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to watch it all again
I would, my friend, Ricardo
If I had to watch it all again
I would, my friend, Ricardo

 

Now you're old and gray, Ricardo
Since many years, I haven't seen a forward in your pocket
Can you hear the boos, Ricardo?
Do you still recall the fateful night we blew a 3-0 lead at home?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for Southampton in this land

 

There was something in the air that night
The game was shite, Ricardo
It made me wish, that I could be
At Filbert Street, Ricardo

 

Though we always thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to watch it all again
I would, my friend, Ricardo

 

There was something in the air that night
The game was shite, Ricardo
It made me wish, that I could be
At Filbert Street, Ricardo

 

Though we always thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to watch it all again
I would, my friend, Ricardo

 

Yes, if I had to watch it all again
I would my friend, Ricardo
If I had to watch it all again
I would my friend, Ricardo

Edited 18 April by marketharboroughfox
Last verse

[orangecity23]

For you, Winksy!

 

Dithering Plights - Kan't be arsed to leave Shepherd's Bush (Wuthering Heights)

 

[Verse 1]
Down in the windy Portsmouth
We'd roll over and lose again
I had a temper like my salary
Too much, too greedy
How could you criticise me
When I kept possession for you?
I hated you, how can you hate me too?

 

[Pre-Chorus]
Sideways pass all night
They told me I was showing lack of fight
Had enough of my dithering, dithering
dithering plights

 

[Chorus]
Hey Skipp, it's me, I'm Harry
Before we go home, I'll kick off
So open up that bus window
Hey Skipp, it's me, I'm Harry
There's a fan, I'll kick off
So open up that bus window

 

[Verse 2]
Ooh, in the park, it gets lonely
Skiving work I don't see you
Apperol Spritz, another tot 
Until they sack this boss too
I'm coming back, you're dropped, sorry Skipp
I'm in the team, still half-arsed

 

[Pre-Chorus]
Too long 'til my deal expires
I'm coming back to pass it left and right
Can't get enough of my dithering, dithering
dithering plights

 

[Chorus]
Hey Skipp, it's me, I'm Harry
Before we go home, I'll kick off
So open up that bus window
Hey Skipp, it's me, I'm Harry
There's a fan, I'll kick off
So open up that bus window

 

[Bridge]
Ooh, I'll let him have it
Let me swear at that fan again
Ooh, I'll let him have it
How dare he tell me to go away
Doesn't he know who I am, I'm Harry

 

[Chorus]
Hey Skipp, it's me, I'm Harry
Before we go home, I'll kick off
So open up that bus window
Hey Skipp, it's me, I'm Harry
There's a fan, I'll kick off
So open up that bus window
Hey Skipp, it's me, I'm Harry
I'll kick off, hold me back!
[Outro]

 

 

Edited 18 April by orangecity23

[GLC]

I may have compared half of our fans to cucks, with a humiliation kink… thanks for having me on lads😂

[Ric Flair]

There's some serious editing being done by Jake this evening 😂

[GingerrrFox]

Just now, Ric Flair said:

There's some serious editing being done by Jake this evening 😂

Can we pay for the uncensored version? 🤣

[Pliskin]

3 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

There's some serious editing being done by Jake this evening 😂

I want to be a first time caller and just scream down the phone and leave. 

[The Year Of The Fox]

5 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

There's some serious editing being done by Jake this evening 😂

Will it be out tomorrow?

[Libertine]

Church of King Power – Damn!

 

Let me take you to the place 
Where membership declines at pace 
Brush shoulders with wet farts 
Where failures take you by the hand 
And welcome you to Rudderland 
To critique the pre-game march

 

Church of King Power, drinks are free 
Fun and Khun’s shrine, there's enough for everyone 
All this grifting for KP 
But don't worry, you get free Chang!

 

Wantaways and Glovers meet 
Then kiss in Church King Power seats 
Watch the dimwits try to play 
In posh West Stands, a low-skilled goon 
Larb stick time, a 90s tune 
A treat while Top’s away

 

Church of King Power, drinks are free 
Fun and Khun’s shrine, there's enough for everyone 
All this grifting for KP 
But don't worry, you get free Chang!

 

Clap your hands 
And leave on time 
Don't take your time 
Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the top flight!

 

Clap your hands 
And leave on time 
Don't take your time 
Gotta move your feet, won't you miss the second flight?!
(Cool, cool, cool, cool) 

 

Church of King Power, drinks are free 
Fun and Khun’s shrine, there's enough for everyone 
All this grifting for KP 
But don't worry, you get free Chang!

 

[orangecity23]

Jesus christ, Lib. That photoshop is nightmare fuel. 

[Libertine]

2 minutes ago, orangecity23 said:

Jesus christ, Lib. That photoshop is nightmare fuel. 

And you thought this day couldn't get any worse!