Ric Flair Live & Direct on BSLB Podcast

[The Doctor]

19 minutes ago, everton carr said:

Is that true? THought Hamza was a Muslim

Not sure how that's a defence. It's also against his religion to gamble and yet he wears the bookie sponsor and has done for years. Basically noone is proper strict about their religion nowadays 

[ramboacdc]

1 hour ago, Libertine said:

It’s on Anonymous FOX’s Soundcloud.

 

https://on.soundcloud.com/XFTpzIXXX6tJiseMlu

Get a fundraiser on for these songs to be played outside the ground haha

[Sol thewall Bamba]

@Dan was great.

[The Year Of The Fox]

59 minutes ago, everton carr said:

Is that true? THought Hamza was a Muslim

I’m a Christian in the sense that I celebrate Christmas 

 

 

[Aus Fox]

I honestly think Internal Review is up there with Imagine and Smells Like Teen Spirit absolutely iconic.

 

Can we have a top of the pops episode please? Just let me drive to work listening to all these songs rather than a post match review of ****ing Hull city relegating us.

[AKCJ]

4 minutes ago, Aus Fox said:

I honestly think Internal Review is up there with Imagine and Smells Like Teen Spirit absolutely iconic.

 

Can we have a top of the pops episode please? Just let me drive to work listening to all these songs rather than a post match review of ****ing Hull city relegating us.

Would suggest getting the Soundcloud app and following @Anonymous F.O.X.'s page. They publish all the songs that have been on the pod there.

 

[Libertine]

There's absolutely boatloads more songs. Jake will have to make sure to get some of them out soon else the players they're ripping may well (hopefully) be gone. 

 

Anon Fox and I have collaborated on a more positive number to come soon, too. It's truly epic.

[Claudio Fannieri]

 

Return of the Foxes (return of the Mack by mark Morrison)

 

 

Intro

Yeah… oh yeah…

KPFC… what’s going on…

Here we go again…

 

Verse 

You lied to me… said we’d promote (uh huh)

PSR… now we’re in deep (uh huh)

Top said trust… have belief (have belief)

Now it’s League One… underneath

 

Multiple managers… in and out the door (uh huh)

Same old problems… still at the core (uh huh)

Boardroom talk… but we’ve heard it before

Points deductions knocking at the door

 

Pre Chorus

oh ……Jon Rudkin still survives…

Bad recruitment, same old lines…

Fans keep asking “what’s the plan?”

But no one gives a straight answer back again

 

Chorus

Return of the Foxes (oh my God)

Relegation’s here again (here again)

Return of the Foxes (once more)

Boardroom saying “trust the plan”

 

Return of the Foxes (oh no)

PSR is closing in (closing in)

Return of the Foxes

We’re going down again…

 

Verse 

Ayew slow… can’t chase a ball (too slow)

Daka running… hits Row Z in the stand (oh no)

Winksy sulks… when he’s dropped (again)

Midfield’s gone… it just won’t stop

 

BC Game… on the shirt (what?)

Fans all asking “who signed this?” (who?)

Top still backing… same old crew

While the table says we’re through

 

Pre-Chorus

Oh… another “internal review”…

But nothing ever really changes, do they?

Jobs for the boys… staying tight…

While the club just drifts further out of sight

 

Chorus

Return of the Foxes (oh my God)

League One calling loud again (loud again)

Return of the Foxes (once more)

Same mistakes, just different men

 

Return of the Foxes (oh no)

Points deductions creeping in (creeping in)

Return of the Foxes

Where do we begin…

 

Bridge

Top… can you hear us now?

This ain’t what we dreamed about

From the title… to this fall…

No direction at all

 

KPFC… losing touch

Fans who gave you everything… it’s too much

From the King Power highs…

To watching it all just slide

 

rap style

Jon Rudkin still making calls

Managers rise and fall

Boardroom promotions… no accountability

While the league table shows reality

 

PSR… breathing down

Points deductions dragging us down

League One… just around the bend

And no one knows how this ends

 

Final Chorus

Return of the Foxes (oh my God)

Relegation’s here again (here again)

Return of the Foxes (once more)

Tell me where it’s gonna end

 

Return of the Foxes (oh no)

Fans still singing through the pain (through the pain)

Return of the Foxes

But it’s not the same…

Edited 21 April by Claudio Fannieri

[SystonFox]

21 hours ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

@Dan was great.

he really was. i resonate a lot with what he said

[Ric Flair]

22 hours ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

@Dan was great.

Salt of the earth

[orangecity23]

3 hours ago, Libertine said:

There's absolutely boatloads more songs. Jake will have to make sure to get some of them out soon else the players they're ripping may well (hopefully) be gone. 

 

Anon Fox and I have collaborated on a more positive number to come soon, too. It's truly epic.

I've been driving about listening to the ones I wrote lyrics for, plus sausage roll, prepare for interviews and internal review part 2, and that's apparently a 15 track list that's an hour long. I imagine your list is even longer! We are well past album length now, into 3-4 disc compilation set territory 

 

Ayew and winks based tracks have an expiry date based on their victims/subjects. Top and Rudkin songs are evergreen content, always a future opportunity where you might need them later.

[Libertine]

2 minutes ago, orangecity23 said:

I've been driving about listening to the ones I wrote lyrics for, plus sausage roll, prepare for interviews and internal review part 2, and that's apparently a 15 track list that's an hour long. I imagine your list is even longer! We are well past album length now, into 3-4 disc compilation set territory 

 

Ayew and winks based tracks have an expiry date based on their victims/subjects. Top and Rudkin songs are evergreen content, always a future opportunity where you might need them later.

I think we need to put on some sort of fundraising concert akin to Live Aid, all proceeds going towards long-suffering LCFC fans' mental health services. I'm on guitar, we just need drums, vocals, bass and keys. Who's in?!

[orangecity23]

8 minutes ago, Libertine said:

I think we need to put on some sort of fundraising concert akin to Live Aid, all proceeds going towards long-suffering LCFC fans' mental health services. I'm on guitar, we just need drums, vocals, bass and keys. Who's in?!

If that aim is to raise money, I should stay away from vocals, and I've got the Xbox 360 rock band low scores to prove it . I think I'm just about qualified to play a triangle.

[orangecity23]

Given the laugh we have on here every year on Eurovision night, maybe the lads could genuinely pull off a Big Strong Song contest livestream. Randomly assign a country to each song, do a piss takey intro to each one (this year's Albanian entry is an upbeat dance track, about an elderly Ghanaian man who can't run). Stick a bow tie on ric, Jordan and Jake. Then have the 3 of them hand out their own douze points to songs, along with any first time callers who want to be guest judges. Do a poll on here for public vote (lyricists abstain) and then we all pretend it's a fix at the end when the winning song gets announced. 

 

Edit: forget euro countries, replace them with bits of Leicester/the shire. Drop in random "facts" about the places.

Edited 21 April by orangecity23

[Libertine]

8 minutes ago, orangecity23 said:

Given the laugh we have on here every year on Eurovision night, maybe the lads could genuinely pull off a Big Strong Song contest livestream. Randomly assign a country to each song, do a piss takey intro to each one (this year's Albanian entry is an upbeat dance track, about an elderly Ghanaian man who can't run). Stick a bow tie on ric, Jordan and Jake. Then have the 3 of them hand out their own douze points to songs, along with any first time callers who want to be guest judges. Do a poll on here for public vote (lyricists abstain) and then we all pretend it's a fix at the end when the winning song gets announced. 

 

Edit: forget euro countries, replace them with bits of Leicester/the shire. Drop in random "facts" about the places.

As long as we get @Miquel The Work Geordie back for the commentary, I'm in.

[burleighfox]

If anyone wants to create a song around Careless Whisper, I’ve got a couple of lyrics to work with as a starting point 🙋🏼‍♂️

[gonnabeblueforever]

Great pod again, listening this evening rather than going to or watching game, thanks guys for saying what we feel. Keep up the good work 

[The Doctor]

the amount of bleeping needed for the next Ric and Jord rants after that Winks substitution is gonna be legendary.

[VinceNoir]

@Libertine perhaps you could work your magic on another Winks-182 classic “Down”? 

[Libertine]

7 minutes ago, VinceNoir said:

@Libertine perhaps you could work your magic on another Winks-182 classic “Down”? 

I’ll give it a go tomorrow. 

[Libertine]

11 hours ago, VinceNoir said:

@Libertine perhaps you could work your magic on another Winks-182 classic “Down”? 

I got you.

 

DOWN - winks-182

 

While Top remains, we fail all over 
His awkward silence makes me crazy 
Our lowly plight turns fans upon bro 
So just dismiss Jon if you can please 
(This can't be the end)

 

Title wins they 
Left nice mem’ries 
Jeers and cries from 
Cold, sad fans 
Pick me up Nige 
I need you so bad

 

Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
It gets me so 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
It gets me so

 

You vow compliance but fall lower 
The shrugs and your smiles drive me crazy 
I see the carcass of our Leicester 
I'll take us over if you let me 
(You did this)

 

Title wins they 
Left nice mem’ries 
Jeers and cries from 
Cold, sad fans 
Pick me up Nige 
I need you so bad

 

Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
It gets me so 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
Down, down, down, down 
It gets me so

[orangecity23]

50 ways to save the Leicester - Paul Simon Grayson 

 

""Relegation to League One is now confirmed”
Top said through the jeers
“The focus is on
Our objective is clear"
Well I’d like to help you in your struggle
To return to the top tier
There must be fifty ways
To save the Leicester 
I said, “It’s really not my nature to boo
Furthermore, I hope my message
Will be heard and get through to you
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To save the Leicester 
Fifty ways plus sacking Glover”

You just fly off non-stop, Top
Get in the bin, Rudkin
You can leave early, Herlihy
Just get out of my club
Get yourself out, Wout
You don’t need to hang about 
Just bid Adieu, Ayew
'cause you're going too.
Ooh, **** right off, Top

Get yourself gone, Jon
Pack your harmonica, Monica
Now just listen up
Disappear in a blink, Winks
Don't stop and think
Time to find a new job, Bob
And get out of my club 

Top said, “It grieves me so
We all share the pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again”
I said, “I appreciate that
And let me please explain
About the fifty ways?”
Top said, “I am truly sorry 
As chairman the responsibility 
It sits with me"
In a statement truthfully 
Generated by Chat GPT
And I realized the time was right
There must be fifty ways
To save the Leicester 
Fifty ways plus sacking Glover

 

You just fly off non-stop, Top
Get in the bin, Rudkin
You can leave early, Herlihy
Just get out of my club
Get yourself out, Wout
You don’t need to hang about 
Just bid Adieu, Ayew
'cause you're going too.
Ooh, **** right off, Top

Get yourself gone, Jon
Crawl back under your rock, Brock
Now just listen up
Ride off on an Alpaca, Daka
And take all the tiki-taka
Time to find a new job, Bob
And get out of my club 

Edited 22 April by orangecity23

[NJFox]

The extended sessions are great for splitting each week's recording into multiple days, and bookending it around yesterday's match was well-timed. Found catharsis in listening to the callers on this morning's commute, plus another deserved @Ric Flair rant about desiring a clean slate, but still not being able to let go. Shame for the distraction from the rest of our lives that this football thing is supposed to be for us. Excellent callers, great song parodies- keep up the good work!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Can someone AI this into a tune please

 

If I lay here

If I jus lay here

Would you lie with me

And jus forget the world

 

Tune is Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

Edited 22 April by Miquel The Work Geordie

[VLC86]

I’ve had this on in the background while working and have zoned back in on Ric talking about Wooly Mammoths, “this is a bloke who is absolutely arseholed by the way”. I’ve got stitch.