The Internet's Best Put-downs

[Voll Blau]

Was going to post this in the "I've got something to say..." thread but thought I'd start a new topic as people in there wanted new Gen Chat threads. This had me howling this morning...

 

Let's see your favourite put-downs from the World Wide Web. Please keep whimsical replies involving daft stuff politicians have said to a minimum, if possible.

Edited 22 September 2023 by Voll Blau

[SemperEadem]

I had a chuckle at that one too.

[EnderbyFox]

That poor lad has been getting pelters all week for that trim. Enjoyed this one

 

 

 

[Stadt]

Before anybody has the temerity to post any twee 'Spanglewilly puller, spunktrumpet, wankpuffin' FBPE insults etc don't bother 

[Bellend Sebastian]

I liked it when the Pogues Twitter account called Laurence Fox a "little Herenvolk shite"

[RoboFox]

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Edited 22 September 2023 by RoboFox

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[The People's Hero]

I like the ones where a try-hard half-wit is determined to take you down and responds to a post almost a full day later, packed full of words they just learnt because internet points are important.

[Guest BlueBrett]

53 minutes ago, The People's Hero said:

I like the ones where a try-hard half-wit is determined to take you down and responds to a post almost a full day later, packed full of words they just learnt because internet points are important.

Ever thought maybe they just have a job/life?

[StanSP]

1 hour ago, The People's Hero said:

I like the ones where a try-hard half-wit is determined to take you down and responds to a post almost a full day later, packed full of words they just learnt because internet points are important.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think? 

[The People's Hero]

30 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Isn't it ironic, don't you think? 

There is some irony here, but I doubt you'd see it. I'll try to help, but I'm sure your first action will be to run off crying to your friendly mods/admin to dish out a ban.

 

Clue: - 1) see 'try-hard half-wit' observation 2) Self-reflect 3)Optional (difficult for narcissists like you) Feel shame.

[StanSP]

2 minutes ago, The People's Hero said:

There is some irony here, but I doubt you'd see it. I'll try to help, but I'm sure your first action will be to run off crying to your friendly mods/admin to dish out a ban.

 

Clue: - 1) see 'try-hard half-wit' observation 2) Self-reflect 3)Optional (difficult for narcissists like you) Feel shame.

Are you okay ?! 

 

So edgy aren't you

 

Hope everything is okay at home for you. 

[The People's Hero]

Everything is super, thanks.

 

Enjoy the internet points you think you've 'won' - see if you can find somewhere to redeem them?

 

ps you're now 0/76,980.

 

 

[StanSP]

Just now, The People's Hero said:

Everything is super, thanks.

Happy for you 

[VLC86]

Not one to boast but I was quite proud of one of mine.

 

Neill Danns once posted a picture of himself with his hair undone and in an Afro with a caption of something like “ready for the game tomorrow” and I replied “glad I don’t sit behind you on the bench”. He wernt a happy man.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

34 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Not one to boast but I was quite proud of one of mine.

 

Neill Danns once posted a picture of himself with his hair undone and in an Afro with a caption of something like “ready for the game tomorrow” and I replied “glad I don’t sit behind you on the bench”. He wernt a happy man.

Did he block you on Spitter2

[VLC86]

1 hour ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

Did he block you on Spitter2

He did mate, set Tony Bellew on me 

[foxile5]

A semi famous old Internet comedian once called me a 'surly cock-hound' and it was devastating.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

There was one of this alpha incel type bigging himself up, a tweet I think, and someone replied 'what portion of your life, as a percentage, do you gesture at women to take their earphones out?, 

 

Made me chuckle. 

[Tuna]