A Mild Inconvenience

[Fox in the North]

I’d leave a note to say I’ve taken something and you won’t know what it is until you need it. 

[Aus Fox]

Just the phone chargers should be enough to cause a breakdown, especially if there are teenagers in the house.

[fox_favourite]

All the door handles from the internal doors along with the lock for the loo.

 

Or...the flush mechanism from every toilet. 

 

Or...All the pillows and duvets.

 

Or...The kids tablets.

 

Or...all the mirrors

 

Or...take the door bell

 

Or...if they have pets, take all the pet food

 

Or random switches from the distribution board 

 

 

Edited 28 December 2023 by fox_favourite

[BeardyFox]

Shorten one leg on every bit of furniture. Either open all the cereal and let them go stale or take enough out the box so that there’s not enough for a decent bowl. 
 

Remove pages from books. 
Lock all the windows then take the keys. 

[Balders65]

Reading glasses, if they wear them 

[fox_favourite]

Take the Internet router 

[fox_favourite]

Not necessarily steal something, but swap all the pictures in the house for selfies of Danny Ward

Edited 28 December 2023 by fox_favourite

[Brainy]

The blades in their fans 

[Jimothy]

12 hours ago, Fox in the North said:

I’d leave a note to say I’ve taken something and you won’t know what it is until you need it. 

But then don't actually take anything. The constant wondering what's missing will drive them crazy.

[Daggers]

The can opener, the corkscrew, the kitchen screwdriver and the 12 & 10mm sockets from the socket set. 

[MPH]

The top from the 2 litres of milk container.

[Daggers]

3 minutes ago, MPH said:

The top from the 2 litres of milk container.

Just turn the fridge off. 

[MPH]

1 minute ago, Daggers said:

Just turn the fridge off. 

 

 

I hate to be a boblet but this is about things you steal not things you switch off 

[Daggers]

2 minutes ago, MPH said:

 

 

I hate to be a boblet but this is about things you steal not things you switch off 

Stole the ability to prevent milk going off, eh. 
 

My thread, my ****ing rules. 

[Parafox]

The cord from the roller blind when the blind is down.

[Sly]

Just take the fuses out of the bloody fuse box, turn the water off at the stop. 
 

Chaos! 

[fox_favourite]

Condoms...that'll cause a bit of chaos 

[Jattdogg]

7 hours ago, fox_favourite said:

Condoms...that'll cause a bit of chaos 

Unlikely to stop any lads from trying out their pullout game provided their partner was willing

[AyewJoking]

The pipe at the back of the washing machine

Edited 29 December 2023 by Royston.

[Barrowblue]

Lightbulbs

[Daggers]

The letterbox flaps

[FoyleFox]

On 28/12/2023 at 18:26, Parafox said:

The cord from the roller blind when the blind is down.

When we moved out of our old house, quite a few of the cords to raise and/or open the blinds were broken or missing. I do wonder how long the new people spent wondering how to close or raise the blinds 😂

[Parafox]

On 28/12/2023 at 18:26, Parafox said:

The cord from the roller blind when the blind is down.

 

2 hours ago, FoyleFox said:

When we moved out of our old house, quite a few of the cords to raise and/or open the blinds were broken or missing. I do wonder how long the new people spent wondering how to close or raise the blinds 😂

 

Exactly why I posted this suggestion.

 

It's an inconvenience entirely because there's no easy way of replacing them.

 

 

[Daggers]

Having had half our fence blown down and now have the odd sense everyone can look into our garden, ima taking the garden gate.