A Mild Inconvenience

[boots60]

The light bulb in the loo

 

Edited 27 December 2023 by boots60

[Izzy]

53 minutes ago, Daggers said:

I rarely learn anything new on this forum, but I now know not to **** with Nalis if I find myself living next door. 

Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Nalis

[davieG]

The Front Door.

[WigstonWanderer]

The notebook containing all their passwords

[Chelmofox]

That 'mysterious' key in the man drawer. 

[FoyleFox]

The season of goodwill has ended then

 

Take the fuses out of the plugs for the tv and kettle.

[Dr The Singh]

Have a poo and dont flush the toilet

[HighPeakFox]

I like myself a little better on reading these... 

[Bellend Sebastian]

The outside sensor bit of my weather station

[Daggers]

2 hours ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

The outside sensor bit of my weather station

So, in this fantasy burglary, you would break in to your own house and vandalise your own weather station in order to give yourself the mild inconvenience through not knowing the accurate temperature reading without recourse to the Met Office website?

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 minute ago, Daggers said:

So, in this fantasy burglary, you would break in to your own house and vandalise your own weather station in order to give yourself the mild inconvenience through not knowing the accurate temperature reading without recourse to the Met Office website?

Yes, that is what I would do

[Parafox]

One hotplate from the sandwich toaster.

[Vacamion]

 

Carrying a large bag, I'm stealing every single bit of toilet paper, kitchen roll, newspaper and also spare socks .

 

 

[Daggers]

The hot water taps

[Silebyfox_89]

The iron.

[Mike Oxlong]

Just all toilets leaving a Mumbai style street toilet vibe 

Edited 27 December 2023 by Mike Oxlong

[SkidsFox]

The socket that connects to the wi-fi router.

[jonthefox]

7 hours ago, Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot said:

The smoke and carbon dioxide alarms.

I had one of those once. I had to get rid though as the constant bleeping was giving me a headache.

[foxfanazer]

The little wooden cover for the entrance to the loft

[Livid]

The remote for the thermostat. 

[The Quick Brown Fox]

Every shoe lace in the house

 

All of the rings from people key rings

 

Batteries in the car remotes 

 

All of the power buttons from every remote 

 

The little bit between door handles that operates the door mechanism

 

Every light bulb 

 

All the curtain rings/holders 

 

Kitchen cupboard door handles 

 

Knobs from the cooker 

[Tuna]

The bulb from the refrigerator

 

The plug from the bath

 

The handle from the toilet

[Jattdogg]

All salt and sugar

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MPH]

1 hour ago, The Quick Brown Fox said:

Every shoe lace in the house

 

All of the rings from people key rings

 

Batteries in the car remotes 

 

All of the power buttons from every remote 

 

The little bit between door handles that operates the door mechanism

 

Every light bulb 

 

All the curtain rings/holders 

 

Kitchen cupboard door handles 

 

Knobs from the cooker 

 

You need to see a Dr. you weren’t meant to actually THINK about the question!

[Stinkenzo]

The toilet seat