Paris Olympic Games 2024

[Parafox]

If I took recreational drugs, this is what I'd be seeing every day.

[Fear Of The Fox]

I get better sound when streaming football games from the Zambian 3rd division. 

[Sir Shep]

What a load of shite, should just show two frogs humping each other for 2 hours, that’d be more entertaining. That or 2 hours of Enzo ball. 

[Nalis]

This needs a MTWG commentary 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Switching over to Emmerdale.

[The Syrup]

Snoop Dogg is in town, time to bring him out to liven this up.

[Sir Shep]

Kin el, we only on C, be over by the time we get to Zimbabwe. 

[Zear0]

Suddenly the attack on the railways seems to have lost it's sting. Probably done those affected a huge favour. 

[Nalis]

Seeing as it's the French games top bantz for someone to wave a white flag instead

[Lako42]

Well this is absolute shit

[Parafox]

1 minute ago, Zear0 said:

Suddenly the attack on the railways seems to have lost it's sting. Probably done those affected a huge favour. 

 

I imagine they saw the plans for the ceremony and thought they needed to save the rest of Europe from this torture.

[Super_horns]

51 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Did I hear that right? Bolivia are the only country from South America to have won an Olympic medal?! 

NOT won surely ?

 

Brazil won the football last time for example..

 

 

Edited 26 July 2024 by Super_horns

[Nalis]

Hey Chat GPT, create a VT for the Olympics opening ceremony if it was someone's GCSE project

[Nalis]

I'm tripping balls here with this music, feels like I'm watching a shit French episode of Inside No 9.

Edited 26 July 2024 by Nalis

[Parafox]

If some guy was running over rooftops with a lighted flame he'd be shot and called a terrorist. Have the French learned nothing?

[Parafox]

This ceremony is (for the French) embarrassingly bad.

 

This commentary is (for the British) also embarrassingly bad.

Edited 26 July 2024 by Parafox

[The Syrup]

It needs the atmosphere of being in a stadium with all the althletes gathering together in the middle... being so spread out and bobbing about in the Seine isn't cutting it... nice idea though

Edited 26 July 2024 by The Syrup

[Foxdiamond]

Had enough. Prefer Gardeners World

[StanSP]

12 minutes ago, Parafox said:

This ceremony is (for the French) embarrassingly bad.

 

This commentary is (for the British) also embarrassingly bad.

I got a bit annoyed at them mentioning every political conflict for some countries. 

[Mike Oxlong]

From the bits I’ve seen I much prefer a stadium ceremony 

[Fear Of The Fox]

This is worse than Eurovision. 

[Hitesh]

[broadstone fox]

This is the eurovision olympics

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

Did I hear that right? Bolivia are the only country from South America to have won an Olympic medal?! 

I also heard this. Surely can't be true. Brazil have even hosted the Olympics, can't imagine a nation not winning something at a home Olympics.

 

Edit: just checked. Bolivia are the only South American country NEVER to win a medal. Brazil have 150.

Edited 26 July 2024 by Trav Le Bleu

[Mike Oxlong]

North Korea would have done this better