Daggers Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 FoxesTalk Brother Do you want in? Do you crave the celebrity that being a threadmate in FoxesTalk Brother could bring? Do you think you could stand the literally seconds of intrusion into your private life? If the answer to these questions is 'yes' or 'no', and even 'possibly' or 'feck off' would be considered, then fill in the following application form. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Name (real, first): Age (delete as applicable): dannyboy11 / Young & naive /Young but streetwise / Mature but retaining youthful exuberance / Mature & bitter / Matt Occupation (title): Occupation (what you actually do): Hobbies (real): Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Type of people you like: Type of people that wind you up: Political persuasion: Religion: Sexuality: Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother:
Manwell Pablo Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Stuart Age (delete as applicable) Matt Occupation (title): Information and Adminstration Officer Occupation (what you actually do): Nothing Hobbies (real): Doing Nothing, Making jokes up about Daggers, Organising pointless games of football, attempting to learn the name of every proffesional football player in the world, me xbox 360, some girl who puts up with me despite the fact I walk into her front room every Sunday evening turn off whatever shes watching to watch a football game, most of the time something no one else would want to watch E.G Livorno Vs Messina or Forest Green V Stevenage Borough Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Sky diving, diving, Adriano style penalty box diving, modeling, Submisive to the People Hero Type of people you like: Dour, Sarcastic, miserable people, and fat people, the make me feel better about myself Type of people that wind you up: People who think they know alot but don't (Ultra) People who think they're funny but they're not (Fez) people who start their own competition because they're jealous of my football game (Daggers) Political persuasion: I dunno how poltics works, but seeing as I'm right footed I think I should play on the right wing Religion: Manuel Pabloism. Sexuality: Anything that charges less than 20 notes Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: I'm fuking bored Daggers pick me. I promise to argue about pointless things like tea bags and have sex with anyone/thing that is willing.
AoWW Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Kinda unrelated but would being totally obsessed with Miffy score me a place? MIFFY!!! Takes me back to being ickle.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Might have to find alternative plans for Saturday now.
Simi Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name : Simon Age: Young but streetwise Occupation : Student Occupation : Learn things Hobbies (real): Play football, tennis, win money at poker. Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Pimp. (apparently) Type of people you like: Funny, sarcastic, outgoing, ugly, daring, Type of people that wind you up: Cocky, general twats. Political persuasion: Free speech Religion: Chedish Sexuality: Straight Reasons why you would/ like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: I would promise to throw plates around and pretend to be really dumb and act all innocent. Have constant disagreements with people over nothing. I will however noy : Cook, clean, or generally help doing anything to benefit the house.
AoWW Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Can I be the resident psychologist?... I'm not (professionally, that is), but I'd be damn good at it!
Manwell Pablo Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Can I be the resident psychologist?... I'm not (professionally, that is), but I'd be damn good at it! What am I thinking now.
Daggers Posted 7 June 2007 Author Posted 7 June 2007 Kinda unrelated but would being totally obsessed with Miffy score me a place? Equally kinda unrelated: would being totally obsessed about Muff place me to score?
TheLCGs Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): SianJess Age (delete as applicable):Young but streetwise Occupation : School girlies Occupation : Go to school.. Hobbies : Taking pictures of ourselves, cough Hobbies : Being Leicester icons Type of people you like: Fit people, people old enough to buy beer Type of people that wind you up: LCG wannabees Political persuasion: Wtf Religion: None Sexuality: Straight Reasons why you would like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: I'm bored waiting for my exam
The People's Hero Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): James Horatio Carbonari Power Lopez Age (delete as applicable): dannyboy11 / Young & naive /Young but streetwise / Mature but retaining youthful exuberance / Mature & bitter / Matt - Erm... Young & Naive I suppose. Occupation (title): Insurance Underwriter/Co Sec. Occupation (what you actually do): Bugger all. Hobbies (real): Cricket, Music, Drinking, Charity Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Erm.... Type of people you like: Funny, good looking people. Type of people that wind you up: People who don't like me. Idiots. Political persuasion: Oh go on then. Religion: Nope. Sexuality: Infrequent. Dissappointing. Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: Floral shirt wearing, loud, opinionated, argumentative, lazy, foul, hypocritical nobsac. I'd be fun. I guess.
The People's Hero Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Equally kinda unrelated: would being totally obsessed about Muff place me to score? That's a bandwagon I'm jumping on. *jumps on*.
AoWW Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 What am I thinking now. Whether you need a question mark at the end of that, er, question?! Obviously, I would have to rely heavily on interpretation of body language which could, I guess, prove a bit tricky for rather obvious reasons.... so, I'd just have to use my rather vivid imagination or insist on personally checking out all the contestants. I've yet to be formally appointed though, so I couldn't possibly contemplate giving freebie psychoanalysis sessions at this stage - sorry to disappoint.
Phube Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Phube Age (delete as applicable): dannyboy11 / Young & naive /Young but streetwise / Mature but retaining youthful exuberance / Mature & bitter / Matt Occupation (title): Nuclear Medicine Technologist Occupation (what you actually do): Inject people with Radiation and take their picture! Hobbies (real): Football (LCFC), Wii, Cinema Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Reading, swimming, helping disabled children! Type of people you like: Calm, rational, easy-going Type of people that wind you up: Tree hugging lefty's, vegetarians, commies, chavs. Political persuasion: Tory Religion: Lapsed CofE Sexuality: Straight as the Fosse Road Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: Because I'm a vacuous blonde twin, who screams and giggles throughout life!
stez Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): stez Age (delete as applicable): Mature & bitter Occupation (title): horticultural superstar (in waiting) Occupation (what you actually do): delegate Hobbies (real): non Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): reading, socialising with friends, quantum physics, tv Type of people you like: cockney wide-boy-types Type of people that wind you up: the scottish Political persuasion: liberal right of centre Religion: the church of 'if god is all seeing, all knowing and life's mapped out; what's the point in making a decision?' Sexuality: straight-curious Reasons why you would like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: because my foxestalk star is waning and i hope to be famous once again for thought provoking humour, photoshop pictures and those bollywood videos (the last of which LWICD totally ignored)
Maybes Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Age (delete as applicable)Young but streetwise Occupation (title): Accountant Occupation (what you actually do): Sit at my desk, occassionally tapping my calculator while surfing the net Hobbies (real): Football, motox, beer drinking. Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Type of people you like: Wils, bert Type of people that wind you up: Impatient people Political persuasion: VOTE CONSERVATIVE Religion: Athiest Sexuality: Straight Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother:
Alexikokopops Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Alex Age (delete as applicable): Young but streetwise Occupation (title): Student/Bin man Occupation (what you actually do): Sleep, scavenge in bins for anything I can find Hobbies (real): Cracking off, constantly Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Helping blind kids, making poverty history, saving lives Type of people you like: People which don't offend my delicate eyes Type of people that wind you up: Gays, Jews, Gypsies, Darkies and other such similar people Political persuasion: extreme right wing Religion: Fact Elephantism Sexuality: Confused Reasons why you would like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: I'm proper sound mate
Dr The Singh Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Singh Age (delete as applicable): Young but streetwise Occupation (title): Yes Occupation (what you actually do): Not much, annoy people and try and promote all things Singh Hobbies (real): Yes Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Star Trek fan, and love Sci fi movies, esxcellant communication and team work skills, likeable, and great lover Political persuasion: Yes Religion: Yes Sexuality: Don't get enough to know, so No Reasons why you would like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: Token Ethnic Minority
Zingari Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first):madrid sociadad Age (delete as applicable):senile Occupation (title):president of chile Occupation (what you actually do):rule Hobbies (real):horses Hobbies (made up, like on your CV):sniper , growing fungi Type of people you like:far away from me (except good looking females) Type of people that wind you up: watchmakers Political persuasion:arm twisting and knees in kidneys Religion:sex Sexuality:religiously Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: i could beat the record for causing offence and being thrown out
filbertway Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Damo Age (delete as applicable): dannyboy11 / Young & naive a mixture of the two. Occupation (title):Student/laze about Occupation (what you actually do): Play football manager and poker. Hobbies (real): Football manager, FT, watching le foot, playing le foot, drinking Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): socialising, bird watching, reading encyclopedia's, clay pigeon shooting. Type of people you like: Elvis HammON Type of people that wind you up: The Politically correct Political persuasion: whatever the sun says Religion: Ye faith of thy gangstar, our holy father elvis hammon Sexuality: To be decided on the toss of a coin in the near future. Reasons why you would like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: I'd like to see me after 7 days without football manager.
hairy Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Wolfy Age (delete as applicable): Mature & bitter (large on the bitter) Occupation (title): HR, IT, QS Director Occupation (what you actually do): All the shite no one else wants to do Hobbies (real): Drinking, smoking, pirating, Wii, drinking, pubs, eating, drinking, 'socialising' Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Exercise, chess, Mensa, reading, sky diving Type of people you like: none apart from me, myself and I Type of people that wind you up: all Political persuasion: Lemon Harpic AKA The Voice of Reason Religion: Jedi Sexuality: Straight as a die Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: I dont need to use straighteners, I dont call people 'ni**er', I like a good debate (as long as we first establish that I am always correct), I dont eat much, I like to get knaked
Dames Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Damon Age (delete as applicable): Young but streetwise Occupation (title): Student. Occupation (what you actually do): Spend IT lessons on FT and other lessons chatting up the attractive female next to me. Hobbies (real): Football, Games Etc. Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Many Sports, Book club, Quire. Type of people you like: Easy to get along with people. Type of people that wind you up: Ugly up thier own arse people. Political persuasion: Eh ? Religion: Hippie. Sexuality: Male. Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: So i can get famous and become a WAG.
Phube Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): DamonHobbies (real): Football, Games Etc. Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Many Sports, Book club, Quire. Is that the same as choir?? you know where people sing and such!!
Kent Fox Posted 7 June 2007 Posted 7 June 2007 Name (real, first): Andy Age (delete as applicable): Mature but retaining youthful exuberance Occupation (title): Manager Occupation (what you actually do): Nothing - lost my job!! not bitter Hobbies (real): Football, TV, reading and finding as much porn as i can on t'internet Hobbies (made up, like on your CV): Outdoor activities, climbing, surfing Type of people you like: Ones who make me laugh or horny Type of people that wind you up: Ones that don't... Political persuasion: anyone who will bring back the death sentence to paedophiles and the like. Religion: Agnostic (?) Sexuality: straight but nothing against females who like each other Reasons why you would/would not like to be considered for FoxesTalk Brother: don't even know why i filled this in - I HATE REALITY SHOWS!!!!!!
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