Guest ttfn Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Our club is turning into a total laughing stock, with outrageous drama that the aforementioned Harchester United would not find themselves in. In the last 2 days, our left back has had a heart attack and our manager's been sacked for no apparent reason. Feel free to add ridiculous happenings which have occurred at Leicester to the official 'Breaking news - Sky One in deal with Leicester City' thread. I'll start - 3 of our players get arrested for rape on a mid-season training camp...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Our club is turning into a total laughing stock, with outrageous drama that the aforementioned Harchester United would not find themselves in. In the last 2 days, our left back has had a heart attack and our manager's been sacked for no apparent reason. Feel free to add ridiculous happenings which have occurred at Leicester to the official 'Breaking news - Sky One in deal with Leicester City' thread. I'll start - 3 of our players get arrested for rape on a mid-season training camp... Callum Davidson offers Dennis Wise anal sex over a game of snap and gets twatted for his efforts
adam Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 The new signing Stan 'new man' Collymore decides a touch of fire extinguisher fun would go down well in a posh hotel bar.
Flynny Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Allen and Mandaric in love triangle with Doris from the ticket office shocker!
DBEightyFive Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Peter Taylor spends £5m on a one legged goat
surrifox Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 the new Walkers stadium is built on the site of an ancient tribal burial ground and is said to be haunted and no good will ever come of it
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Stan Collymore runs into the dressing room at half time screaming "as an aside I think apes are NOT magnificant creatures", he is beaten to near death by Trevor Benjamin
Babylon Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 "CITY PLAYERS RAPE CHARGE" "POOGATE - SAVAGE DUMPS ON REF"
Phube Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Dennis "Tw*t" Wise breaks Callum's jaw after a late night poker game!! Gang of 4 vs O'Neill! It really is never ending
The People's Hero Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Stan Collymore runs into the dressing room at half time screaming "as an aside I think apes are NOT magnificant creatures", he is beaten to near death by Trevor Benjamin That's harsh, afterall, it was only as an aside.
C-man Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 We put a player on in a pre-season friendly, except he's no 'Tyre-boy' and doesn't turn out to be the best player. Although if they played him on Tuesday night he probably would have been
forestrich Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 You're former manager signed a player merely hours after he was arrested for posession of large quantities of Heroin and Crack Cocaine!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 You're former manager signed a player merely hours after he was arrested for posession of large quantities of Heroin and Crack Cocaine! I've never been the manager of LCFC
AyewJoking Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 SPOILER - Elvis Hammond commits suicide by diving from the roof of the stadium.
Master Fox Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Callum Davidson offers Dennis Wise anal sex over a game of snap and gets twatted for his efforts His hole was too tight
Zingari Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 in a bold move to dismiss rumours that he wants to run the team , mandaric appoints statue of buddah ( left behind by prrevious incumbent) as new manager
Milky Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 SPOILER - Elvis Hammond commits suicide by diving from the roof of the stadium. Clyde Connerly, what a knob. Fryatt and Hammond are actually brothers in a Casper and Eugine Rose stylie.
The Don Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Clyde Connerly, what a knob.Fryatt and Hammond are actually brothers in a Casper and Eugine Rose stylie.
potter3 Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Stan Collymore runs into the dressing room at half time screaming "as an aside I think apes are NOT magnificant creatures", he is beaten to near death by Trevor Benjamin Quality
Mr Happy Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 The humiliating defeat to Wycombe Wankerers in the cup which shortly led to relgation afterwards On the positive side, we did sack Taylor because of this
DBEightyFive Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Leicester believing they have signed the next biggest thing to come out of Scotland after Ally McCoist...Stephen Hughes from Rangers
consty Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 in a bold move to dismiss rumours that he wants to run the team , mandaric appoints statue of buddah ( left behind by prrevious incumbent) as new manager statue of buddah drafted in last minute to fill vacant left back slot. thought to lack pace, but pretty solid.
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