How Was Your Day?

[purpleronnie]

Think that did it. Never sure what if any harm can be done removing them as I think they are there for a reason..

no need to thank me...oh wait.

[Rincewind]

no need to thank me...oh wait.

Sorry forgot to say thanks.

[purpleronnie]

Sorry forgot to say thanks.

Just joshing with ya, no worries Ken.

[Webbo]

Just been drinking with Tony Sibson, pissed as a fart, what a great bloke.

[Guest MattP]

Just been drinking with Tony Sibson, pissed as a fart, what a great bloke.

Sibbbbbbbbbooooooo!

We were chanting that off a balcony at Gala Casino a few years back at Marvin Hagler on a benefit night, he got so pissed off he came and threatened my mate if he didn't shut it.

[Guest MattP]

This one us for you ken.

I decided to give every tramp I crossed in town last night a couple of quid. I hope it goes some way to rectifying the mistake of Meldew Lee.

[Jimothy]

Just been drinking with Tony Sibson, pissed as a fart, what a great bloke.

Many years before she met my Dad and me and my sister came along, my mum used to date him. Bit of a crap claim to fame there, but thought I'd share it.

[ithuriel]

Black rabbit turned up in my garden again, do not know where it comes from or where it runs to but it turns up quite often and can certainly motor when you try to catch it

[Webbo]

Sibbbbbbbbbooooooo!

We were chanting that off a balcony at Gala Casino a few years back at Marvin Hagler on a benefit night, he got so pissed off he came and threatened my mate if he didn't shut it.

 

 

Many years before she met my Dad and me and my sister came along, my mum used to date him. Bit of a crap claim to fame there, but thought I'd share it.

Tbf I meant I was pissed not Sibbo.He's my brother in laws cousin, I was at a birthday party.

Edited 12 January 2014 by Webbo

[The Year Of The Fox]

Bumped into my next door neighbour but one this morning in the shop. You may remember my issues with the neighbour between us- apparently they had armed police at the front and back door last night. I was blissfully unaware .

I've also sorted my lodger out, he moves in Saturday. Combine that with my accidental pay rise and life starts to look incredibly comfortable for me. 2014 may well be a great year.

[purpleronnie]

Bumped into my next door neighbour but one this morning in the shop. You may remember my issues with the neighbour between us- apparently they had armed police at the front and back door last night. I was blissfully unaware .

I've also sorted my lodger out, he moves in Saturday. Combine that with my accidental pay rise and life starts to look incredibly comfortable for me. 2014 may well be a great year.

Glad that things are improving for you.

[The Blur]

Black rabbit turned up in my garden again, do not know where it comes from or where it runs to but it turns up quite often and can certainly motor when you try to catch it

 

 

He is a future reincarnation of Lloyd Dyer of course. Is this explanation rational?

[Rincewind]

He is a future reincarnation of Lloyd Dyer of course. Is this explanation rational?

Well I suppose it is more rational than saying it is an offspring of Lloyd Dyer.

[Jimothy]

Well I suppose it is more rational than saying it is an offspring of Lloyd Dyer.

Well if anyone's quick enough to catch a rabbit and shag it, it Lloyd!

[The Blur]

Failed my driving test yesterday for speeding! ;(

 

 

Admit it, you fell off the wagon for Dryalton

 

Seriously though mate, it took me 4 attempts so you have still got a way to go before being FT's lamb fodder mickey taking re driving tests.

[The Blur]

Well I suppose it is more rational than saying it is an offspring of Lloyd Dyer.

 

 

Well if anyone's quick enough to catch a rabbit and shag it, it Lloyd!

 

 

Who would have thought that I would ever mention Lloyd and bestiality in a same sentence on here? 

[ADK]

I wonder how fast you have to be going to fail for speeding.

[Fox92]

Failed my driving test yesterday for speeding! ;(

 

Feel for you. I failed my driving test for speeding... It was an open road that's usually 50mph, on this particular day roadworks forced it to be a 30mph limit. I stuck to the 30, then when people were overtaking me, so I went faster... and faster... The driving instructor told me to slow down "you realise it's currently a 30"... I knew then I'd failed.

 

Worst is, I only got 4 minors.

 

Doesn't matter now because I passed soon after, but on the day I was gutted. Got home, radio was on, "Drive My Car" by The Beatles was on. Couldn't believe it. Only time I've wished for a Beatles song to end!

Edited 12 January 2014 by Fox92

[Exeter Fox]

Feel for you. I failed my driving test for speeding... It was an open road that's usually 50mph, on this particular day roadworks forced it to be a 30mph limit. I stuck to the 30, then when people were overtaking me, so I went faster... and faster... The driving instructor told me to slow down "you realise it's currently a 30"... I knew then I'd failed.

 

Worst is, I only got 4 minors.

 

Doesn't matter now because I passed soon after, but on the day I was gutted. Got home, radio was on, "Drive My Car" by The Beatles was on. Couldn't believe it. Only time I've wished for a Beatles song to end!

 

The feeling of failing my test was something quite unique for me, such a horrible feeling.

 

Worst of all I failed because I didn't notice a red light 

[ousefox]

Just realised I've been back from Uni since Dec 9th and I have only left the house to drink, work (a few hours a week) and go to the dentist! It's a hard life...

 

Got two weeks of solid revision to do before I go back - I procrastinate so much.

 

Looking forward to going back and finally getting back to the KP too!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Solid weekend, 16 of us went to the darts then another 8 of us had to back it up for a wedding the next day. Would hate too know how many beers were actually consumed.

 

One of the boys was best man as it was his brothers wedding and he actually fainted during the vowels was pretty funny, best part is it's all on tape.

[Wycombe Fox]

Had a great day supporting my eldest in his first powerlifting competition where he qualified for the National Champs in October.

Squat 220kg, bench press 132.5kg and deadlift 212.5kg.

Proud Dad moment.

[Unabomber]

Had a great day supporting my eldest in his first powerlifting competition where he qualified for the National Champs in October.

Squat 220kg, bench press 132.5kg and deadlift 212.5kg.

Proud Dad moment.

Very impressive.

[Alf Bentley]

Solid weekend, 16 of us went to the darts then another 8 of us had to back it up for a wedding the next day. Would hate too know how many beers were actually consumed.

 

One of the boys was best man as it was his brothers wedding and he actually fainted during the vowels was pretty funny, best part is it's all on tape.

 

So long as your mate remained upright during the consonants. That's the bit of the wedding that really matters. 

 

D-y-tk-ths-ld-slpr-tb-yr-lwfl-wd'd-wyf....Sh'r-doo-y'ld-dag!

Is that about how it was? Sorry, Soccerroo, I've probably had as many beers as your best man mate this weekend.

 

I'm going to change my ways, I tell you!

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Had a great day supporting my eldest in his first powerlifting competition where he qualified for the National Champs in October.

Squat 220kg, bench press 132.5kg and deadlift 212.5kg.

Proud Dad moment.

Solid stats

Well done to the lad