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Nice to see Buce get loads of happy birthday messages and me get f*** all.

 

Your all cvnts haha :thumbup:

 

 

I think you'll find that, with the correct grammar usage, that should read "You're all cvnts! Ha! Ha!"  :ph34r:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s Happy Belated B-Day/Bidet, Ya Cvnt!

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whilst working on the canals got rooted in the arse.There wasn't even a discussion.Does that top it?

Did you see a Kingfisher? If you did, that would take the edge off it and I'd still be the winner

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do you get twice the presents or do you get arseholes who give you 1 present and say its for your bday and xmas?

I get more presents than most would for their birthdays. I count them all as birthday presents really so don't get many assholes like that haha
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Fell on arse on way to dentist's to discuss root canal work.

Can anyone top that?

Fell in the canal on the way to the doctors to discuss routine arse work...

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Nice to see Buce get loads of happy birthday messages and me get f*** all.

Your all cvnts haha :thumbup:

I feel guilty now. :(

A belated Happy Birthday to you. :)

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Can you believe I fell over AGAIN this morning, on the stairs?

I seem to have woken up as a reincarnation of Norman Wisdom

 

I hope you're eating enough red meat?!

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A doctor felt a discus way up my arse during routine anal canal work

That's discusting.

I hope he putt some gloves on...

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Could be worse, my sister tripped up concrete stairs and shattered her knee cap. Incidentally, my dad tripped up the stairs at the KP once and broke a rib.

Maybe it's in my dna, I should be wary of stairs.

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That's an area my diet is most definitely not deficient in.

I'm not lightheaded, just very badly coordinated

So, it's just pork o-ordination?

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