How Was Your Day?

[Stadt]

Beef curtains

[cambridgefox]

Beef curtains

pork swords....wait I apologise thought it was Kingfox looking through the curtains.

Awaits comedy gold from Kingfox #kingofbants

[Webbo]

pork swords....wait I apologise thought it was Kingfox looking through the curtains.

Awaits comedy gold from Kingfox #kingofbants

Spam javelin!

 

PS What are we talking about.

[bovril]

These jokes are offal.

[Buce]

that is VEALly bad!

Sorry - I won't make that mis-steak again.

Perhaps we should all get bacon topic..

[Carl the Llama]

I'm bacon a cake for Buce and Kingcarr.

[bovril]

I'm bacon a cake for Buce and Kingcarr.

 

I wouldn't do it, the steaks are too high.

[Carl the Llama]

I wouldn't do it, the steaks are too high.

 

 You were right: I ended up burning the cake and had to chipolata bits off the edges. 

[pazzerfox]

My day was shit as I've just been told that my job will be made redundant at the end of the year.  If anyone has or knows of any jobs that would be greatly appreciated.

[Rincewind]

From what I have seen on other threads there are plenty of jobs out there so do not worry too much.

 

Seriously best of luck and hope you find a new job sooner than later.

[kingcarr21]

I'm bacon a cake for Buce and Kingcarr.

 

 

I wouldn't do it, the steaks are too high.

 

 

 You were right: I ended up burning the cake and had to chipolata bits off the edges. 

This is genius. But i wonder if your cake would have been as good as the cake i had made for me?

[kingcarr21]

Hope this has worked

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[Alf Bentley]

Hope this has worked

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Well, I hope that you do better than I did for your next birthday. For my 30th birthday, I got precisely ZERO birthday cards. I'd recently moved to a different city for work, but even my Mum managed to forget! 

[Carl the Llama]

Hope this has worked

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Chorizo tasty.  At least it looks it from here.

[Merging Cultures]

My day was shit as I've just been told that my job will be made redundant at the end of the year.  If anyone has or knows of any jobs that would be greatly appreciated.

 

Sorry to hear that. I've been made redundant twice. Use this time to network and find a new job. What sort of contract were you on? Are they giving you a notice period, or cash in lieu?

[bovril]

My day was shit as I've just been told that my job will be made redundant at the end of the year.  If anyone has or knows of any jobs that would be greatly appreciated.

 

 

Good luck.

 

What do you do?

[Guest Kopfkino]

Got an interview invitation for Oxford University today. First bit of good news for a while

[Guest Col city fan]

Got an interview invitation for Oxford University today. First bit of good news for a while

Clever lad!

[Buce]

Got an interview invitation for Oxford University today. First bit of good news for a while

Will you still talk to us?

[Guest Kopfkino]

Will you still talk to us?

Of course, somebody has to remind you that you're all plebs

[StanSP]

Two and a half weeks in to my job and I'm absolutely loving it. Such a vast contrast to my previous job and all for the better. 

[pazzerfox]

Sorry to hear that. I've been made redundant twice. Use this time to network and find a new job. What sort of contract were you on? Are they giving you a notice period, or cash in lieu?

Thanks.  I was on a full time/fixed term contact and they gave us a notice period.  I am currently doing exactly what you say, in terms of networking.  

[Guest ttfn]

Got an interview invitation for Oxford University today. First bit of good news for a while

Amazing, what do you want to study?

[pazzerfox]

Good luck.

 

What do you do?

Thank you.  I currently run a sampling facility for a medical company.  We manufacture/distribute Ostomy products worldwide.  

[Guest Kopfkino]

Amazing, what do you want to study?

Thanks. Philosophy, Politics and Economics (PPE)