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Don't forget to piss on it!

Had a very long day. Was shattered after putting the insulation in the loft, had false promises given to us at work saying if we got delivery processed then we could go home. Ended up staying til 8pm and I guess it wasn't too bad. Now just at home relaxing with a beer!

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Don't forget to piss on it!

Had a very long day. Was shattered after putting the insulation in the loft, had false promises given to us at work saying if we got delivery processed then we could go home. Ended up staying til 8pm and I guess it wasn't too bad. Now just at home relaxing with a beer!

Your not going to let this go are you ? :P

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:crylaugh: :crylaugh:

Anyway, had a shit day. Fish Finger sandwich is in order i think :D

Piss off, I want one ! lol

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I've spent today vomiting after an eventful night in which I took it upon myself to experiment with what I drink.

I can now reveal that eight shots of Cointreau followed by a bottle and a half of champagne, as well as several Coronas, will make you black out. Woke up this morning in my own spew with a beastly cut on my hand, having apparently smashed the bath to pieces, there's a massive dent to my bank account, and somehow I accquired a pocketful of cards promoting a new lapdancing club.

Can't remember a fucking thing.

Edited by Michael The Work Geordie
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I've spent today vomiting after an eventful night in which I took it upon myself to experiment with what I drink.

I can now reveal that eight shots of Cointreau followed by a bottle and a half of champagne, as well as several Coronas, will make you black out. Woke up this morning in my own spew with a beastly cut on my hand, having apparently smashed the bath to pieces, there's a massive dent to my bank account, and somehow I accquired a pocketful of cards promoting a new lapdancing club.

Can't remember a fucking thing.

Good night then? ;)

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Don't forget to piss on it!

Had a very long day. Was shattered after putting the insulation in the loft, had false promises given to us at work saying if we got delivery processed then we could go home. Ended up staying til 8pm and I guess it wasn't too bad. Now just at home relaxing with a beer!

might be easier to pour budwiser all over it, gives the same effect.

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I've spent today vomiting after an eventful night in which I took it upon myself to experiment with what I drink.

I can now reveal that eight shots of Cointreau followed by a bottle and a half of champagne, as well as several Coronas, will make you black out. Woke up this morning in my own spew with a beastly cut on my hand, having apparently smashed the bath to pieces, there's a massive dent to my bank account, and somehow I accquired a pocketful of cards promoting a new lapdancing club.

Can't remember a fucking thing.

Good night then? ;)

Had my first turd since today. Came out like gravy.

Kill me now.

Edited by Michael The Work Geordie
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Tired, so much for the extra hour, because I got up at a stupidly early hour for work yesterday i'm playing catch up, thus me going to bed early last night, thus me getting up early this morning.

Anyway, got my visa sorted for Australia at Christmas, In the process of trying to blag an upgrade for the flight, Whether i'll be successful we'll see :fc:

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Pretty special. Youngest grandson won the British Closed Squash Championship Plate competition for his age group in Manchester today.

:thumbup: That's brilliant, good on him!

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Had my first turd since today. Came out like gravy.

Kill me now.

You're never gunna forget that night then!

Hope your feeling better mate,

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Had superb 3 course meal in White Horse, Desford - Recommend it. Went pub in Derby with Uni mates afterwards and now worrying bout next week with assignment tutorials...:/

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My house-mate has just put his own faeces through the letterbox of some of our mates' house.

That's only the start of things - tonight has been war, and it's probably not over yet. Just waiting for rubbish to be emptied onto our front and various crap thrown at the windows.... it's been fun.

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Had my first turd since today. Came out like gravy.

Kill me now.

lol that was basically me a couple of weeks ago in London.

I was too fucked to even eat my fry up, it was heart breaking.

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I'd a jalapeno pizza last night and it has destroyed me this morning. My body has been suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome ever since.

The mo is coming along nicely too.

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Good day :) 2 hours of lessons tomorrow, 1 on Wednesday and none on Thursday. Booootiful.

I hate students. :glare:

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