How Was Your Day?

[Finnaldo]

I hit the capslock and couldnt be bothered to edit.

At least it wasn't the salt key this time.

[indierich06]

lol

Only up north!

 

Happens every Friday out of London St Pancras too! All the corridors are full of sad, beaten-down folks, desperately clutching their bags or suitcases, having paid about £60 for their ticket. Beggars belief! So glad that I drive now - much cheaper and much easier.

[Ozwin]

I need to sort me a dentist out.

 

Also applying for uni is mad stressful yo.

Edited 2 December 2013 by Ozwin

[Danno]

Just found that Matt Mills has instagram. Time for a barrage of abuse about a certain headbutt

[kingfox]

Had the Christmas Fair at work today.

 

But went Doctors this morning, got an ear infection.

[Lamby]

But went Doctors this morning, got an ear infection.

 

After having too much ear sex?

[kingfox]

After having too much ear sex?

 

With you so keen on getting your cock out, it's no surprise you have brought this up.

[purpleronnie]

With you so keen on getting your cock out, it's no surprise you have brought this up.

Lamby, on 02 Dec 2013 - 5:19 PM, said:

After having too much ear sex?

 

Remember to rubber up, you don't want hearing Aids.

Edited 2 December 2013 by purpleronnie

[AoWW]

After having too much ear sex?

 

Why, have you tried it? I assume you'd need an incredibly small dick to achieve this... unless you happen to know a willing volunteer with enormously large ear canals?

 

Or perhaps you've never quite grasped the concept of oral sex and have got it confused with aural.

Edited 2 December 2013 by AoWW

[Rincewind]

Left my wallet at home today. My thoughts on it.

 

A WORD OF ADVICE

 

Leaving your wallet at home

Is not a great idea

Being short of money

Also means short on beer.

[purpleronnie]

Why, have you tried it? I assume you'd need an incredibly small dick to achieve this... unless you happen to know a willing volunteer with enormously large ear canals?

 

Or perhaps you've never quite grasped the concept of oral sex and have got it confused with aural.

Typical woman obsessed with size.

 

 

[Corky]

After having too much ear sex?

 

Hope you lobed up before.

[Lamby]

Hope you lobed up before.

 

I've not, no. Well apart from that one time that Kingfox told me not to tell anyone about.

[kingfox]

I've not, no. Well apart from that one time that Kingfox told me not to tell anyone about.

 

Unoriginal, childish and boring, by yourself as per.

[Lamby]

Unoriginal, childish and boring, by yourself as per.

 

A bit like your life then.

[kingfox]

A bit like your life then.

 

You said that one last week.

 

So you've just proved, how unoriginal and boring you are.

[purpleronnie]

You said that one last week.

 

So you've just proved, how unoriginal and boring you are.

 

 

I can see a fight brewing.

 

cum over ear if your hard enough.

[The Doctor]

Why, have you tried it? I assume you'd need an incredibly small dick to achieve this... unless you happen to know a willing volunteer with enormously large ear canals?

Or perhaps you've never quite grasped the concept of oral sex and have got it confused with aural.

As they say; once you go black, you go deaf

[Tincy]

First day in my new job today, really enjoyed it!

[Stadt]

Earrrrrrrrrr, this is disgusting!

[RonnieTodger]

Not sure where to put these, but what a month for my old school Bosworth College:

 

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Paedophile-teacher-sent-jail/story-20089410-detail/story.html Former ICT teacher

 

http://www.leics.police.uk/news-appeals/news/2013/12/02/man-pleads-guilty-to-manslaughter? utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook#.Up0JovVFAur Former classmate 

 

In between these two a year 11 girl slit her wrists and had to be saved by onrushing paramedics.

Edited 2 December 2013 by RonnieTodger

[AoWW]

My Mum's having to borrow my car tomorrow. She's never driven it before. 

 

Oh my. 

 

 

 

[Grewks]

Not sure where to put these, but what a month for my old school Bosworth College:

 

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Paedophile-teacher-sent-jail/story-20089410-detail/story.html Former ICT teacher

 

http://www.leics.police.uk/news-appeals/news/2013/12/02/man-pleads-guilty-to-manslaughter? utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook#.Up0JovVFAur Former classmate 

 

In between these two a year 11 girl slit her wrists and had to be saved by onrushing paramedics.

 

 

Thanks for posting this....

 

Had already heard about the ICT Teacher (Who taught me, and seemed a decent and normal chap), but only just heard about the lad guilty of manslaughter, was in my Tutor Group.

 

Seemed a bit of a 'Weirdo' at the time, often quiet but didn't seem the full 50p.

 

 

During my 4 years there nothing happened, now 2 years since leaving it is all kicking off.

[AoWW]

My Mum's having to borrow my car tomorrow. She's never driven it before. 

 

Oh my. 

 

 

 

Dear Car

 

Please forgive me. 

[Jimothy]

Dear Car

Please forgive me.

Has she rang to say she's crashed it or broken it yet? I guess no news is good news if she hasn't. Or she's trying to get it fixed on the quiet. Edited 3 December 2013 by Facecloth