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This story hass been around for a few days...

75 mile traffic jam with 10,000 cars

China: Another Traffic Jam on the Jingzang Highway

By MICHAEL WINES

Published: September 3, 2010

Yet another gargantuan traffic jam has gripped the freeway that links Inner Mongolia’s coal fields to metropolitan Beijing, possibly exceeding a blockage that drew global attention last month, Chinese media reported. More than 100 Inner Mongolian police officers staffed the road, the Jingzang Highway, in an effort to break the jam, which stretched for 75 miles and involved 10,000 vehicles, the state broadcaster CCTV said Thursday.

Beijing News, a daily newspaper, reported on Friday that 14,000 vehicles were trying to squeeze through the Lianhuatan toll gate in Inner Mongolia every day, compared with 6,000 at the same time in 2009.

Father Ted

Father Ted

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I'm with her on this one. She does not see what is wrong with putting cats in bins and I agree. Shame it wasn't bin day. If I were in Mayor Colin's shoes (rather than his trousers) I would make everyone in Leicester do it once a week until they were all gone to the tip.

What planet are you on?

They should do that to dogs, the dirty fcukers. They shit everywhere for us to stand in. Wake you up in the middle of the night with their barking. Generally take up your lives. The only time you would need a dog is if you were a sheep farmer in an eastern european country to warn you that bears and wolves are coming.

Cats clean themselves and are pretty much self-dependant.

FoxyPV

FoxyPV

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Cats clean themselves and are pretty much self-dependant.

Cats are dirty ****ers that piss and shit all over your garden

MPH

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Agreed. How anyone can say they are clean is beyond me.

when was the last time you saw a person licking their own balls? eh ? eh?

NEVER!

very clean animals....

Guest Bilo

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'Trying to sexually penetrate a living animal.' :laugh:

What a charge to have on your record!

NB: Has anyone ever been done for trying to sexually penetrate a dead animal?

MPH

MPH

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'Trying to sexually penetrate a living animal.' :laugh:

What a charge to have on your record!

NB: Has anyone ever been done for trying to sexually penetrate a dead animal?

there is a photo from an old copy of FHM that had a man trying to 'molest' a chicken in a cave. during his efforts he dislodged some rocks, brought the cave crashing down on him killing both him and the poor innocent chicken.. I dont know if that counts or not...

:D

The Doctor

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there is a photo from an old copy of FHM that had a man trying to 'molest' a chicken in a cave. during his efforts he dislodged some rocks, brought the cave crashing down on him killing both him and the poor innocent chicken.. I dont know if that counts or not...

:D

if the chicken died first then yes it does count.

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samlcfc

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Stephen Bywaters "artwork"

My mate told me about this yesterday. Its his grandparents that live next door to him. Apparently they fell out with him over some land that stephen wanted to buy off them. They now want to sell the house and whilst they were on holiday, stephen put all this crap in his garden to put off buyers. Apparently his wife came out whilst one potential buyer was there and started pretending to have some sort of crazy fit and screaming in the garden lol

Houdini Logic

Houdini Logic

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Stephen Bywaters "artwork"

My mate told me about this yesterday. Its his grandparents that live next door to him. Apparently they fell out with him over some land that stephen wanted to buy off them. They now want to sell the house and whilst they were on holiday, stephen put all this crap in his garden to put off buyers. Apparently his wife came out whilst one potential buyer was there and started pretending to have some sort of crazy fit and screaming in the garden lol

Legend

FoxyPV

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How to deal with political opposition

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A knee to the groin may be more Vinnie Jones than Machiavelli, but it was no less effective for Evo Morales in asserting his presidential authority.

With one deft movement, Bolivia's combative leader felled an opponent in a football match against a team of political rivals. The player crumpled in agony holding, as local media put it, his "testicular zone".

The incident, during a match on Sunday to inaugurate a renovated stadium in the capital La Paz, was captured on video and last night aired on local TV stations and was uploaded to YouTube.

The friendly match started when, wearing a No 10 green jersey, Morales, a football fanatic and Bolivia's first indigenous president, led his team of bodyguards and officials on to the artificial pitch.

The yellow team was led by Luis Revilla, mayor of La Paz and a political ally-turned-foe of the president. After smiles and handshakes the game began. Within five minutes Daniel Gustavo Cartagena, in the No 2 jersey for the mayor's team, scythed into the president after he passed the ball, gashing his right leg.

Morales, 50, a former Aymara llama herder and coca farmer, is not known for indulging critics, let alone people who foul him. He walked up to Cartagena, indicated his wound, then kneed him in the groin. The player collapsed, prompting audible whistles from spectators.

The match swiftly deteriorated into a bad-tempered, foul-filled contest which arguably mirrored the Andean nation's combative politics. By the end, the match drawn at 4-4, two players from each side had been sent off, including Cartagena and one of the president's bodyguards.

One bodyguard tried to arrest Cartagena after the final whistle, the newspaper La Razon reported, but he was released after Revilla intervened.

The president denied ordering the arrest but was unrepentant about his response to Cartagena's foul. "I passed the ball and suddenly I received a hammering. It's not the first time it happened," he told reporters hours later.

Revilla, the mayor who led the opposing team, played down the incident. "This was a football game and on the field we are all players." It was not clear if Cartagena was a member of the mayor's political party, Movement Without Fear.

A medical bulletin from the presidential palace said Morales received a laceration on the inside of the right leg and that a doctor recommended three to four days' rest.

As a young man, Morales's passion on the field for a union of coca-growers' team helped him become union president, launching his political career. Since his 2005 election as the head of the Movement Towards Socialism, which has empowered Indians and forged leftist policies, he has become a reserve player for Litoral, an amateur second-division squad.

The leader also hosted a charity match with Maradona in La Paz, at 11,800ft above sea level, to protest a Fifa ban on games above a certain altitude.

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Katie Waissel family 'devastated'

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Katie Waissel's family are "completely shocked" by the actions of the X Factor contestant's 81-year-old grandmother after it emerged she is working as a prostitute and porn star.

Further revelations are expected after a spokeswoman for PR guru Max Clifford confirmed Sheila Vogel was a client and said she had been "inundated" with media offers.

Katie's sister Natalie Davis, speaking to the Press Association on behalf of her immediate family, said: "We were completely shocked and devastated to hear of the news that my grandmother, Sheila Vogel, has been conducting immoral activities, including prostitution and pornography.

"We, as a family, disassociate ourselves wholly from these activities and from any future stories that arise from them. It is a personal family matter and we would ask that during this difficult time we are allowed space to deal with it as a family. There will be no further comment."

The revelations about her grandmother come as another blow for Katie, who has divided fans' opinions since her first appearance on the ITV1 talent show.

A spokeswoman for Max Clifford said: "Sheila is a delightful woman. She has been inundated with media offers which are all being considered.

"One thing she wants to make clear is that what she does is nothing to do with Katie."

A clip from a porn film, starring Mrs Vogel under the name Cecilia Bird, will be shown on adult channel Red Hot 40+ next Saturday.

lol

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