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Zingari

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Noisy sex' Wearside woman spared jail for second time

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/10453199.stm

wouldn't it have been better if the judge had given her a gagging order ? :)

dunno about antone else, but if they were my neighbours i'd be outside the window shouting stuff like " go on son , give her one up arse ; make the piggy squeal ! "

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A person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police.

Several large images of a man's penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes.

Sussex police have interviewed people at offices close to where the A3 and A4-sized images were found.

The posters have also been sent off for fingerprint analysis.The force is also investigating whether it is some sort of protest, as a number of the images included a caption which read: "Fees set to rise later this year."

A Sussex Police spokesman said: "We are aware of these posters and a local PCSO [Police Community Support Officer] has removed a few, but we have not received any formal complaints.

"However, we are concerned that the posters have appeared quite close to local schools and they may well cause offence or distress.

If this is a self-portrait the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified”

Bitchy :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

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Japanese benefit cheats - they like to do things to extremes.

He was thought to be the oldest man in Tokyo - but when officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday, they uncovered mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed.

Mr Kato may have been dead for 30 years according to Japanese authorities.

They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward, but his granddaughter told them he "doesn't want to see anybody".

Police are now investigating the family on possible fraud charges.

Welfare officials had tried to meet Mr Kato since early this year. But when they went to visit, family members repeatedly chased them away, according to Tomoko Iwamatsu, an Adachi ward official. Authorities grew suspicious and sought an investigation by police, who forced their way into the house on Wednesday.

They discovered a mummified body, believed to be Kato, lying in his bed, wearing underwear and pyjamas :giggle:, covered with a blanket.

Mr Kato's relatives told police that he had "confined himself in his room more than 30 years ago and became a living Buddha," according to a report by Jiji Press.

But the family had received 9.5 million yen ($109,000) in widower's pension payments via Mr Kato's bank account since his wife died six years ago, and some of the money had recently been withdrawn.

The pension fund had long been unable to contact Mr Kato.

"His family must have known he has been dead all these years and acted as if nothing happened. It's so eerie," said Yutaka Muroi, a Tokyo metropolitan welfare official.

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Japanese benefit cheats - they like to do things to extremes.

He was thought to be the oldest man in Tokyo - but when officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday, they uncovered mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed.

Mr Kato may have been dead for 30 years according to Japanese authorities.

They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward, but his granddaughter told them he "doesn't want to see anybody".

Police are now investigating the family on possible fraud charges.

Welfare officials had tried to meet Mr Kato since early this year. But when they went to visit, family members repeatedly chased them away, according to Tomoko Iwamatsu, an Adachi ward official. Authorities grew suspicious and sought an investigation by police, who forced their way into the house on Wednesday.

They discovered a mummified body, believed to be Kato, lying in his bed, wearing underwear and pyjamas :giggle:, covered with a blanket.

Mr Kato's relatives told police that he had "confined himself in his room more than 30 years ago and became a living Buddha," according to a report by Jiji Press.

But the family had received 9.5 million yen ($109,000) in widower's pension payments via Mr Kato's bank account since his wife died six years ago, and some of the money had recently been withdrawn.

The pension fund had long been unable to contact Mr Kato.

"His family must have known he has been dead all these years and acted as if nothing happened. It's so eerie," said Yutaka Muroi, a Tokyo metropolitan welfare official.

Read this earlier, very weird story.

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http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=542

A Croatian man got quite a surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and realised he couldn't because his testicles were stuck.

The man, Mario Visnjic, had gone swimming naked in the sea at a local beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while he was in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun for some time they expanded back to their normal size and got stuck between the narrow strips of wood.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a staff member to cut the deck chair in half.

lol

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I'm with her on this one. She does not see what is wrong with putting cats in bins and I agree. Shame it wasn't bin day. If I were in Mayor Colin's shoes (rather than his trousers) I would make everyone in Leicester do it once a week until they were all gone to the tip.

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What a filthy scum bag she is. Hope she gets duffed up.

If I saw this happening to her, I would look the other way.

This shows whats wrong with people - put a ****ing cat before another human. She might have been a bit of a dick but for ****sake it's a cat not a ****ing baby.

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A North Wales man was found guilty yesterday of attempting to have sex with a rottweiler.

Thomas Robert Edwards, 20, who was working at Chester Zoo at the time of the incident, denied the charge of trying to sexually penetrate a living animal.

A neighbour claimed to have witnessed Edwards grab the rottweiler by its hind legs and thrust himself at it for about twenty or thirty seconds. Edwards claimed he had merely been stroking the dog in the back-garden, where he had gone to have a smoke and relieve himself.

The witness, Mr Richard Williams, said, "I felt sick. I was shocked. I could not believe what I had just seen."

Mr Williams claimed that Edwards then performed an indecent act on himself.

The court was told that the accused was drunk at the time of the incident, on the 30th of August this year, following a night out with friends in Wrexham. He then went to a party at a house on the outskirts of Wrexham where the offence took place in the early hours of the morning.

Edwards had been working in the catering department at Chester Zoo but had no contact with the animals there.

The court was also told that Edwards had pornography, featuring bestiality, on his computer which depicted sexual activity with horses and dogs.

Richard Williams, a neighbour, said he been awoken in the early hours by noises coming from the garden next door. On looking out of the window he claims to have seen Edwards trying to penetrate the female dog. He then knocked on the window, shortly after which Edwards returned into the house claiming he hadn't done anything.

Edwards strongly denied the allegations and Andrew Green, defending, questioned the witnesses statement saying that Mr Williams may have mistaken what he saw.

Edwards, of Hope, in North Wales admitted seven charges of possessing extreme pornography, though claimed the films had been downloaded onto his computer by accident.

Sentencing was adjourned until January and reports from the probation service were requested. Judge John Rogers QC indicated that Edwards would receive a non-custodial sentence.

Edwards told the court that he no longer worked in Chester Zoo but was hoping to go to college and to work with animals.

- THE INDEPENDENT

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