Webbo Posted 8 June 2011 Posted 8 June 2011 Not so much amusing as "what the ****"!!! Why?? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000845/Staysha-Randall-attempts-world-record-3-200-piercings-single-sitting.html One word "YUK!"
MikeyT Posted 8 June 2011 Posted 8 June 2011 Claim to fame. Got to be easier and less painful ways though?
Houdini Logic Posted 8 June 2011 Posted 8 June 2011 Donny sack mascot after saucy snaps http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/53158/
Webbo Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 Donny sack mascot after saucy snaps http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/53158/
jonthefox Posted 14 June 2011 Posted 14 June 2011 This must have something to do with my mrs. http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Car_packed_in_back_of_van_sideways
Houdini Logic Posted 14 June 2011 Posted 14 June 2011 Not sure if this should be in the funny or weird stories thread... http://www.northantset.co.uk/news/local/teacher_paraded_naked_in_his_garden_1_2771998
Bert Posted 14 June 2011 Posted 14 June 2011 Just been reading the captain crunch in the sun where he gives money to people that are struggling. Every week one letter us highlighted because of it's cheek, would you say. "dear captain, I served 3 months in prison for burglary. While inside, my lottery ticket lapsed and five of my numbers plus a bonus ball came up. I'd have won more than £100,000. It's the prisons fault because they wouldn't let me buy tickets"
Webbo Posted 15 June 2011 Posted 15 June 2011 A security guard came up with a bizarre remedy to remove a wart - he shot off his finger with a shotgun.Sean Murphy, 38, from Doncaster, had seen his GP repeatedly about the problem and also tried a variety of traditional ointments and creams. But when the persistent wart refused to disappear, he opted for the firepower of a 12-bore Beretta he claimed he had found under a hedge a few months earlier. His technique successfully removed the wart - along with most of the middle finger of his left hand. And the solution also landed Murphy in court this week for illegal possession of a firearm. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003744/Sean-Murphy-blasts-finger-shotgun-trying-remove-WART.html#ixzz1PMzLNbX1
Trav Le Bleu Posted 15 June 2011 Posted 15 June 2011 Dr Interupts the PM in Hospital "I'm not having it, now out!" Genius!
Wycombe Fox Posted 15 June 2011 Posted 15 June 2011 Not so much amusing as "what the ****"!!! Why?? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000845/Staysha-Randall-attempts-world-record-3-200-piercings-single-sitting.html Now there's a woman who really has had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard
davieG Posted 20 June 2011 Posted 20 June 2011 Not so much amusing as stupid Holy Island tourists 'driving into North Sea'
MikeyT Posted 20 June 2011 Posted 20 June 2011 Not so much amusing as stupid Holy Island tourists 'driving into North Sea' Oh dear!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 20 June 2011 Posted 20 June 2011 Not so much amusing as stupid Holy Island tourists 'driving into North Sea' I nearly posted this in the 'grinds my gears' thread, but I opted for amusement rather than outrage in the end. You'd expect something like that to happen every few years, not every few weeks
Zingari Posted 20 June 2011 Posted 20 June 2011 you'd think that god wouldn't let stuff like that happen in holy places
Zingari Posted 2 August 2011 Posted 2 August 2011 Mystery of crop circles finally solved it's drunken wallabies Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said. more http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8118257.stm
I am Rod Hull Posted 2 August 2011 Posted 2 August 2011 Mystery of crop circles finally solved it's drunken wallabies Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said. more http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8118257.stm Some of the responses are great..
AoWW Posted 4 August 2011 Posted 4 August 2011 Suspicious device attached to Sydney teenager Madeleine Pulver was part of 'elaborate hoax' Hmm, ok, maybe I shouldn't find it amusing... I'm sure the ordeal was terrifying, etc, etc... but am I the only one who's a tad sceptical about all this?
cambridgefox Posted 5 August 2011 Posted 5 August 2011 Lad at work said after seeing the girl in the paper with the bomb necklace"never mind a bomb necklace,i will give her a pearl necklace"most amusing he thought until i told him she was 15! his face(yeah i know she is 18)
MikeyT Posted 22 August 2011 Posted 22 August 2011 http://www.jcprsays.com/2011/08/11/ive-been-posting-my-letters-in-the-dog-poo-box-for-two-years/
davieG Posted 29 August 2011 Posted 29 August 2011 No, not a Fletch (Porridge) scam BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328 G4S sacks pair who tagged offender's false leg Private security firm G4S has sacked two members of staff who tagged a man's false leg allowing him to remove it and break a court-imposed curfew. The pair were fooled by Christopher Lowcock, 29, who wrapped the prosthetic limb in a bandage when G4S set up the system at his Rochdale home. He was then able to remove the limb and break a curfew imposed for offences involving drugs, driving and a weapon. G4S sacked the pair for committing a serious disciplinary offence, it said. In a statement the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) said procedures "were clearly not followed in this case and G4S have taken action against the staff involved". "Two thousand offenders are tagged every week and incidents like this are very rare," a spokesman added. 'Prosthetic leg'G4S revealed managers became suspicious last month but when they returned to Lowcock's home he had been returned to custody accused of a driving-related offence. The company revealed the second employee who went to check on the monitoring equipment at Lowcock's home was also sacked for failing to realise he had fooled them into tagging his false leg. A spokeswoman for the company said it placed electronic tags on "70,000 subjects a year on behalf of the Ministry of Justice". "Given the critical nature of this service we have very strict procedures in place which all of our staff must follow. "In this individual's case two employees failed to adhere to the correct procedures when installing the tag. Had they done so, they would have identified his prosthetic leg." The two staff involved had committed a serious disciplinary offence by failing to follow procedure and had been dismissed, she said. The MoJ said contractors were expected to adhere to "the highest standards of professionalism" and strict guidelines had to be followed when tagging offenders.
davieG Posted 15 September 2011 Posted 15 September 2011 Syrup spillage shuts A20 road at Sellindge Motorists have been warned to expect delays on the A20 in south Kent after a lorry shed its load of syrup. The incident happened on the A20 at Sellindge at about 03:00 BST. The road was closed for about three hours between the Otterpool Lane and Swan Lane junctions. A manual traffic management system is now in place. A Kent Police spokesman said: "It will inevitably take a while to scrub the road as it [syrup] is rather a sticky substance."
VinceNoir Posted 15 September 2011 Posted 15 September 2011 Those damn swedes!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
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