intotheforest Posted 30 November 2009 Posted 30 November 2009 Sheep wheeled into supermaket...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8383701.stm I can't believe people get such sheep thrills these days.
samlcfc Posted 9 December 2009 Posted 9 December 2009 Singer on TV lip syncing with his mic the wrong way round Looking the fool
samlcfc Posted 30 December 2009 Posted 30 December 2009 The Recession love how his paper round wages are deducted of tax and national insurance
StanSP Posted 30 December 2009 Posted 30 December 2009 Sacked for voicing his opinion which he claimed was just a joke http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8434956.stm
lou Posted 30 December 2009 Posted 30 December 2009 Sacked for voicing his opinion which he claimed was just a jokehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8434956.stm Sounds a bit of a tosser to be honest. My Mother insists on listening to the Queens speech every year and we all have to shut up while its on. She did spend most of it talking about the troops serving in Afghanistan so it was pretty disrespectful of him to be fair. He was only like a "casual" DJ for them anyway apparently but all a bit of nonsense
davieG Posted 4 January 2010 Posted 4 January 2010 Not amusing especially if it was your house and your knickers but: A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear. Ian Stafford, 59, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, resigned as mayor of Preesall when he was arrested in connection with the missing garments. He pleaded guilty to three counts of burglary at Preston Crown Court. Female residents called in police after their underwear kept disappearing and one victim even installed a hidden camera in her bedroom. His barrister Richard Haworth said he had no previous convictions. Judge Philip Sycamore gave the part-time handyman and gardener bail but told him not to "draw any conclusions" from that about his sentence. "All sentencing options are open," he said. The case was adjourned until 5 February for pre-sentencing reports. The burglaries took place at buildings in Poulton-le-Fylde and Stalmine between 1 January and 26 June last year.
lou Posted 4 January 2010 Posted 4 January 2010 Not amusing especially if it was your house and your knickers but:A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear. Ian Stafford, 59, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, resigned as mayor of Preesall when he was arrested in connection with the missing garments. He pleaded guilty to three counts of burglary at Preston Crown Court. Female residents called in police after their underwear kept disappearing and one victim even installed a hidden camera in her bedroom. His barrister Richard Haworth said he had no previous convictions. Judge Philip Sycamore gave the part-time handyman and gardener bail but told him not to "draw any conclusions" from that about his sentence. "All sentencing options are open," he said. The case was adjourned until 5 February for pre-sentencing reports. The burglaries took place at buildings in Poulton-le-Fylde and Stalmine between 1 January and 26 June last year. is it just me or does he look exactly like youd expect someone who nicks womens underwear to look?
Zingari Posted 4 January 2010 Posted 4 January 2010 Who'd have thought that a holder of High Civic Office could do such a thing ?
Zingari Posted 4 January 2010 Posted 4 January 2010 is it just me or does he look exactly like youd expect someone who nicks womens underwear to look? he does look like he's done a lot of heavy sniffin'
Webbo Posted 4 January 2010 Posted 4 January 2010 Who'd have thought that a holder of High Civic Office could do such a thing ? I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
davieG Posted 5 January 2010 Posted 5 January 2010 Pissing in the Bin http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8439919.stm?ls
MPH Posted 5 January 2010 Posted 5 January 2010 Pissing in the Binhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8439919.stm?ls where does the urine go?!? where does it get emptied into?!? does it mean its all up the side of your bin when its emptied?!!? what about the poor follks who emptys them? do they have to have special clothing in case of splashbacks?! too many questions!!! The 'inventor' looks one butty sort of a picknick aswell.. love it. made me smile this morning!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 15 January 2010 Posted 15 January 2010 I can't believe that Peppa Pig would be so irresponsible. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8460753.stm I'm totally with the kid on this one. Like most people, I pretty much base my life on whatever Peppa Pig does
Zingari Posted 15 January 2010 Posted 15 January 2010 I can't believe that Peppa Pig would be so irresponsible.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8460753.stm I'm totally with the kid on this one. Like most people, I pretty much base my life on whatever Peppa Pig does the kid's mother should have marched the little brat down to the local abbattoir and showed her what happens to the naughty little piggies that don't belt up , you have to be cruel to be kind sometimes
Bellend Sebastian Posted 15 January 2010 Posted 15 January 2010 They're making an episode where George refuses to wear his seatbelt, and then goes through the windscreen and suffers hideous facial injuries and dies in the road when his car hits a purple cow. We'll see who complains then
Alexikokopops Posted 15 January 2010 Posted 15 January 2010 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle6989291.ece
BoneDog Posted 15 January 2010 Posted 15 January 2010 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle6989291.ece Lovely stuff. It would of been a good clip in a film. "Ooooh come on ladies give Sheila a clap, she's lost 2 and a half grams this week".......CRASHHHHH *scene cuts to loads of fat birds sitting on their arses covered in dust* I can't believe they've got WeightWatchers in Sweden, thought it was just a British thing! They must be rakin it in. P.S I'm not being fattist cos I love fat birds. I had many a good night chasing tubby ladies round the dancefloor at Jimmy Deans and Griffidam clubs.
Leicester Rule! Posted 16 January 2010 Posted 16 January 2010 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle6989291.ece
Finnegan Posted 16 January 2010 Posted 16 January 2010 Yay. Let's all laugh at a few people because they're overweight and something slapstick happened to them.
Bluefoxtim Posted 16 January 2010 Posted 16 January 2010 No one was injured in the incident, the cause of which is being investigated
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