Safehouse.

[CPepFox]

Some interesting storylines... will delve deeper

[HighPeakFox]

Feeling the need, the inability to write basic English is triggering me more than usual tonight. 

[Daggers]

Enchilada is on the table. 
 

Not the table here, clearly. 
 

I have skills. 
 

*mainly in artery destruction

 

 

[Daggers]

Can confirm arteries still intact.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Welcome all sane people. I've just made up the fire, basket of logs all ready to keep it going and there's cocoa on the stove (drop a spot of rum in it).

[FoyleFox]

4 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Welcome all sane people. I've just made up the fire, basket of logs all ready to keep it going and there's cocoa on the stove (drop a spot of rum in it).

We might need a few more chairs. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

Staying in here with my Gentleman Jack.

 

I'll get a ban if I go into the football threads.

[leicsmac]

...I think we're going to need a rather large extension.

 

Tea, anyone?

[Bilsthorpe Blue]

14 minutes ago, leicsmac said:

...I think we're going to need a rather large extension.

 

Tea, anyone?

Think we might need something stronger than tea!!

[leicsmac]

6 minutes ago, Bilsthorpe Blue said:

Think we might need something stronger than tea!!

Judging by this, I think you're absolutely right tbh.

[FoyleFox]

I think it might be busy in here over Christmas. Can somebody get some mince pies 

[HighPeakFox]

As if Christmas time wasn't already over indulgent... 

[leicsmac]

Good grief, it's an absolute biological-and-chemical-weapons testing ground out there right now. With lots of Ward-shaped strawmen being napalmed.

 

Merry Christmas indeed.

[Trav Le Bleu]

*bangs on door*

 

Lemme in!

 

*bangs on door*

 

Lemme in!

 

*hammering at door*

 

I'm sorry, I went back out! I'm sorry, ok! It was a mistake!

 

*sound of body slumping against door*

 

I didn't realise, I... I... I'm sor... It won't happen again, I promise.

 

*faint sobbing*

 

I promise... I... promise

[Daggers]

*whispers* shhh. I don’t think he knows we’re in here. 
 

No. No I do t think we should just “open the door and to hell with it”, we had rules for a damn good reason. 
 

No, Barry, it isn’t the “human thing to do”. The word is humane, you moron. And anyway, who the fvck are you? I don’t know any Barrys on the forum. 
 

Talking Balls? The actual fvck are you doing here? Someone show him out through the ejector door. Jesus, I remember when this place was filled with normal people. 
 

Put that fvcking tree down, Barry. That’s not your fvcking tree. Ask Talking Balls to buy you a Norwegian evergreen. That’s our fvcking tree. 

[Saxondale]

I’m going to sit in a quiet corner and do some breathing exercises for a bit.

[HighPeakFox]

The Main forum is all sorts of depressing. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

Can we build a saferoom inside the safehouse?

[Jattdogg]

Just now, Trav Le Bleu said:

Can we build a saferoom inside the safehouse?

Not without impacting our PSR. Sorry, not happening. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

Just now, Jattdogg said:

Not without impacting our PSR. Sorry, not happening. 

But the big 6 all have such nice safehouses!

[Jattdogg]

2 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

But the big 6 all have such nice safehouses!

Tell you what, put some ear plugs in and a sleep mask on. Problem solved .

[jonthefox]

Prefer it in here tbh 

[foxy boxing]

The missiles are just reining down on Foxestalk at the moment, need the shelter of this place!. Defcom 2.

[Saxondale]

Need some herbal tea.

[Zear0]

Anyone seen any snowdrops?