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I just applied for a job...

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As in a proper job.

Salary and everything.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!!!!!1111111

Male stripper isn't a proper job.

Posted
Good luck.

What is it?

Operational Research Consultant at British Airways Head Office.

I hope I get it, it's pretty sweet.

Male stripper isn't a proper job.

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THIS IS A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'S WORLD...

Posted
Operational Research Consultant at British Airways Head Office.

I hope I get it, it's pretty sweet.

Whats one of them? Binman?

Posted
Did you apply for it whilst pissed? :whistle:

Pissed on AMBITION!

Oh yeah.

I think too much revision has made me go a little bit mental.

Whats one of them? Binman?

I actually managed to relate my experience as a binman to skills required for this job, beautiful.

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Operational Research Consultant at British Airways Head Office.

I hope I get it, it's pretty sweet.

Uh-oh! Wear a suit that fits and get a haircut. :whistle:

Seriously though - good luck! :smile:

Posted
Operational Research Consultant at British Airways Head Office.

I hope I get it, it's pretty sweet.

james_brown.jpg

THIS IS A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'S WORLD...

You are going to be an ORC then.

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I think he looks at all the cock-ups other people make and then suggests a way of making what's gone wrong look better so the cock-up is not an obvious factor in what went wrong. Ie. blame it on the passengers. :scarf:

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This might help

The majority of large companies have it in some way, shape or form.

BA used it recently to help create an efficient design for Terminal 5, amongst other things.

It's good to know they've found someone to blame even before the terminal's open. :giggle:

Posted
As in a proper job.

Salary and everything.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!!!!!1111111

:crylaugh: YOU?

WORKING? :crylaugh:

:crylaugh:

:unsure:

Oh yeah,....Good luck Ormo!!! :thumbup:

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If it doesn't pan out, we need someone to stock up the DVD's and CD's on a Wednesday morning and Saturday afternoon.

It's an exciting career at Asda but in light of recent complaints about Army advertising I need to point out that it isn't all fun, fun, fun and that being shot in Aisle 23 hurts like a bastard.

Posted
As in a proper job.

Salary and everything.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!!!!!1111111

Will it cramp your posting? :dunno:

Posted
This might help

The majority of large companies have it in some way, shape or form.

BA used it recently to help create an efficient design for Terminal 5, amongst other things.

... of course in practical terms what it means is you get to prove things using models that the people on the ground already know, thus getting the credit and pissing everyone off in the process.. ;)

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